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20 17 which stars have collapsed?

Joker Xue was nominated because what happened to him this year can really be called ups and downs. In an eventful autumn, he is the best example of man-made collapse

Before "stabbing a villain", PGone was exposed to taking drugs, and wang qian's agent was arrested. Later, Jerry Lee proposed to Fan Bingbing successfully, and Ronghao Li kissed Rainie Yang without Zhuo Wei as an intermediary to earn the difference, so the star tore it faster and more accurately.

Joker Xue also got a piece of this traffic wave. On September 8th, he and his ex-wife Gao Leixin announced a high-profile reunion. "Anyway, we are no longer young ... Let's love again ..." ... After collecting 5.56 million likes in Weibo, Joker Xue and his public relations team should laugh in their dreams. But they never imagined that Li Yutong jumped out to turn the tide and successfully staged a "Japanese drama" with the help of his fans.

Joker Xue's front foot was reunited with his ex-wife, and his back foot was knocked to the ground by Li Yutong's "real hammer"

But before that, Joker Xue Curve saved himself and insisted on music. He wrote jokes, he was mean, he divorced, he helped his grandmother cross the street and was dormant for four years. He changed two companies, and the hot pot restaurant opened to the fifth. The women's clothing brand successfully landed in Rui 'ou department store, and Ugly Girl, Actor and What else do you want from me were released one by one. These accumulations are accompanied by divorce and the collective outbreak of hand status in September of 20 15. Joker Xue, who has been shouting "I want to be red" naked, finally got angry.

He became the spokesman of every undiscovered gold in this era.

However, after reading it for a long time, it is inevitable that it will show flaws bit by bit. It happened that Joker Xue was getting harder and harder.

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Joker Xue debuted in a reality TV show 12 years ago. In 2004, he returned to Shanghai from his school in Switzerland and participated in the "My Type My Show" by Oriental TV.

It was the heyday of the talent show, and young people regarded it as a shortcut to realize their dreams and become famous. Beautiful boys, with mild and neutral temperament, are the most sought after now, but if they want to be in deus ex that year, they must have their own characteristics and be remembered ―― other players are stiff and trembling on the stage and often forget their words; Joker Xue, with a Wilber Pan-style pineapple head, danced and solemnly sang "Love Must Have". As a result, at first, the mobile phone rang, and Joker Xue awkwardly answered the phone at the instigation of the judges. After hanging up the phone, he forgot the words and turned up the song, and the judges laughed at the table.

This performance, faintly visible later Duan Zishou figure.

As early as in my program, someone called Joker Xue crazy.

In this way, the judges actually told him that he was promoted by asking him to call his friends again. Until now, Joker Xue can still be searched for the title of "mobile phone prince".

But in the middle of the game, a brokerage company took the initiative to find Joker Xue to make a record, and he chose to retire. Later, it was discovered that the main job was filming, and Joker Xue, who claimed to want to sing, returned to the 2005 "My Show". This time he made it to the semi-finals.

After signing up for Shangteng Entertainment, Joker Xue and another popular player, Jun Jun, formed a group, and their album "Gentle Man with One Hair" sold well with a sales volume of1.5000 copies. In the second year, he released his solo album, and the sales volume of 1 month exceeded 200,000. The title song "Severe Snow" became the most popular ringtone of the year, and almost everyone would hum "It snowed deeply and rained heavily.

"You have no reason not to love him, but it was sunny that afternoon and he was wearing a white shirt you loved."

With the rising popularity, online legends began to say that Joker Xue was a rich second generation. But in fact, although Joker Xue is from Shanghai, his family is not very good. His mother died of a heart attack when he was four years old. His father gave up his favorite photography job for him and worked hard to make money, hoping to make him live a better life. Because of his poor grades, his father secretly mortgaged the house without telling him, and all the mortgaged money was taken out to send him to the expensive hotel management college in Switzerland, but it was only enough for the first year's tuition.

Joker Xue, who studied in Switzerland, started to work by himself. In order to get a free train after 7 pm, he has to wait until dark at the railway station every day. On the snowy night in Interlaken, he also grabbed telephone booths and small stools with homeless people.

He never dreamed that his life after returning to China was so different from that in Switzerland that he could experience the glory of becoming famous overnight. Walking on the road, Joker Xue found that everyone was saying hello to himself. As soon as he walked into the underground shopping mall, he was surrounded by fans in an instant, and finally he was carried by security guards, which made him more and more popular.

Serious Joker Xue in "Serious Snow" MV

But Joker Xue also secretly worked hard in his heart, "I'm not red enough". On October 30th, 2006/kloc-0, 65438, Joker Xue came to Beijing, and joined Wei Liu, Wang Xiaokun and Luo Kaiyuan in my program and activities to celebrate Taiwan. When I came out of the airport, there were more than 100 fans at the scene, but most of them came for Wang Xiaokun. Joker Xue walked through the crowd and felt a layer of pressure. "There are many excellent players every year. If you don't work hard, you will be forgotten."

Two days later, as the representative of the annual newcomer award, Joker Xue attended the award ceremony of "Global Chinese Song Rankings" held in Singapore. When meeting Andy Lau, Stephanie and other "first-line celebrities", Joker Xue deeply realized the "superstar brilliance" that he didn't have. He especially remembers a scene: when Andy Lau appeared, all the fans burst into screams that he had never heard before in China, not only the fans of the support club, but "everyone was screaming".

When the host quoted Joker Xue's name, most of the audience were confused. At the celebration dinner, although the staff from all over the world were trying to help him contact and arrange interview opportunities, the reporters in the audience didn't notice Joker Xue. At that time, Joker Xue really knew how far he was from the "red".

Joker Xue also met Hins Cheung on the court, and he bluntly told Joker Xue that "the hairstyle is too ugly, which has a great influence on the appearance".

Old Xue's hairstyle at that time was probably like this.

Knowing that Joker Xue cut his own hair, Hins Cheung told a few words:

"As an artist, you can't be too capricious. You can't be responsible only for yourself, but for everyone. "

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However, in just two years, the popularity brought by the draft quickly dissipated, and the entertainment circle showed sharp teeth. Groups such as "Happy Boys" and "My Hero" were selected, but the company that signed many artists of "My Show" failed. The boss who trusted Joker Xue left after he released his first album. Then, the focus of the company's work has not always been on creative artists, and the record industry is sluggish. At one time, Joker Xue released an album, but he couldn't even afford a press conference.

"May I ask for a venue fee of 5,000 yuan for the press conference? 3000 will be fine. The company said that there was no money, so I had to talk about sponsorship myself. "

More people have chosen to change careers. Jun Jun sells Buddhist cards, Yu Siyuan makes juice, Luo Kaiyuan sells condoms, and Gao Yayuan turns to making clothes. Even the "V" certified by Weibo wants to be removed, because it doesn't want to bear the attention of people around it. Joker Xue stayed. He signed for seven years.

At the same time, for Joker Xue himself, he also enjoys another indescribable embarrassment: the singer is not popular. Many people have heard of the severe snow, but not many people know the original singer Joker Xue, and even fewer people have been chasing him and like him. An old fan revealed that once he said in a circle of friends that he liked Joker Xue, it would make people feel "different".

Even though there were albums and announcements, in those years, he was not popular or even disappeared, and there was little news about him. 20 10 when Joker Xue took part in "One Call, One Hundred Responses", the singer of the program wanted to promote himself and called 3,000 audiences to watch his performance. It rained heavily that day, and Joker Xue handed out leaflets on the road. Not many people pay attention to him. The child said "no" and the aunt asked the camera "Who is this person?"

Joker Xue with a megaphone in One Call and One Answer.

For several hours, Joker Xue took a big horn and trotted in the school canteen, dormitory building, shopping mall and park. When the staff drove him away, he begged, "I won't honk my horn and just run around handing out leaflets, okay?" After being rejected, he returned to the car and laughed at himself: "I'm afraid I can't finish the task today." Later, 3,500 people came, wearing raincoats, and listened to his scene.

After the death of his good friend Jimmy, Joker Xue said that he had been suffering from severe depression for three years and took sleeping pills every day. The whole person is thin, with sunken cheeks and prominent cheekbones. The feeling of being bound and isolated is like wrestling with someone. "I can't move, it's very painful." In the worst case, Joker Xue thought about jumping off a building.

20 12 April, Joker Xue encouraged himself to persist in Weibo: "Playing the fool will not make people aware of my sadness in recent years".

Five months later, when the seven-year contract expired, Joker Xue began to "save himself by curve" and made a last-ditch attempt with his 600,000 savings and a suite. Together with his good friend Li Yuanlin, he raised 4 million yuan and opened a hot pot restaurant named "Shangshangqian", which officially started the road to entrepreneurship. "In the beginning, I did everything myself. I nailed the table and chair myself. I ordered lunch boxes. I was cheated of a lot of money because of the packaging, and I was also scolded by others. " Joker Xue once said that he was completely caught by the first line.

Also on 20 12, Joker Xue decided to enter Taobao. After seeing that Li Yutong, who participated in My Show, successfully managed a women's clothing store to win the triple crown, Joker Xue offered to cooperate with the women's clothing brand "UUJULY" and invested 800,000 yuan. Joker Xue carries out publicity, and Li Yutong is responsible for style and appearance, with one-on-one division of labor.

Li Yutong has a real hammer in his hand.

Although it is not as good as online stores with sales exceeding 100 million in Zhang Dayi and Sydney, UUJULY has also become one of the best "high-end stores", with the highest price almost as high as that of red stores in Taobao, and its annual income has reached 30 million. Joker Xue seems to be more and more open to outsiders.

But he never missed a chance to return to the entertainment circle.

―3―

The four years from 20 12 to 20 16 were called "the last dormant period" by Joker Xue.

The first money earned by the hot pot restaurant, 200,000 yuan, was used by Joker Xue to buy the advertisement of the album. He seized every propaganda: playing a walk-on in TV dramas and playing a small role of sissy; Play a funny role in a sitcom and get under the carpet crying. In a variety show, "Joker Xue who hasn't shown a movie for a long time" was asked to eat centipedes, and after eating, he had a nosebleed at the scene; On another occasion, there was an interesting chorus, in which each of the three actors said a word, while Joker Xue gagged and waved a feather duster with his back to the camera as a conductor.

Joker Xue played "sissy" in the variety show.

It is also the era of rapid development of Sina Weibo. The huge information network spread out from it, like an octopus extending in all directions, contributed to the formation of a batch of big V. Joker Xue, who wrote jokes for five years, finally became a "small V" with 3 million fans on 20 15-a funny Weibo who tried to take the dog through the security check, which made netizens rediscover the semi-red Joker Xue. More jokes and videos were found, and the dead idol singer quickly became one of the "Four Beasts" and "Weibo Pet".

Some people even summed up Weibo's eight artifacts ―― Gao's selfie, his paintings, the apostles' links, Ding's songs, his jokes, Liu Quan's hand, Lulu's nails and Wang Sicong's dog.

After several rotations, the number of Weibo fans in Joker Xue has reached 30 million. Although his certification is still "original singer", he participated in more than 30 variety shows on 20 16. On average, every two days, people can see this fast-talking "Duan Wangye" in various variety shows.

After becoming a comedian, Joker Xue tasted everything.

In the variety show "Who is the Great God of Songs", Joker Xue ate lipstick (though it was later proved that he did it himself) because he failed in the bet, and was also filled with animal manure, and sewage sludge popped out of his mouth. Besides, he also tried to beat durian with his head and hands, dance in the snow, and wipe Zhang Wei's nostrils with a bath towel.

Joker Xue is really fighting for red. He made an analogy. When he first released his record, he thought he was an idol. When the wind comes, he has to block the bangs and can't make a fool of himself because of the baggage. But now, when the wind comes, it comes. Raise your head and walk in the wind. Who cares so much?

"When the wind comes, it comes. Raise your head and walk in the wind. Who cares so much? " /Weibo, Joker Xue

Paradoxically, I once said that my growth benchmark is success-the singer Hong Xi is the most correct, and I sing every song with my heart, not relying on gossip and hype.

But is his efforts in the right direction?

As a musician from Shanghai, the word "brilliant" may be more suitable for these two people without Tiger Hu's genius in arranging music and the imaginative musical inspiration of Duke Hakodate. For Joker Xue, his "childlike innocence" of music is used as a signboard, and people can't avoid finding fault with his talent.

In the first season of Mars Intelligence Bureau, Zhang Yu made a suggestion. It is said that the reason why Joker Xue people don't like red songs is that his singing method has no characteristics and no pattern. Then, in order to win back a city, Joker Xue sang one of his most popular songs, The Actor. After singing, Wang Han said in a joking tone: Cherrie Ying listened carefully just now, but in the end, he said it was just so-so.

Joker Xue can only move forward in the opposite direction. The audience heard the inspirational story behind Joker Xue again and again, was frozen by the brokerage company, kept silent for n years, made money by opening a restaurant, doing Taobao, writing advertising jokes, and then spent 4 million to make a song. Finally, I always stressed, "In fact, everything I do is to be popular, just to let you listen to my songs." What a perfect script with a strong Weibo flavor, but I have to admit that his ability is not worthy of his current fame.

Later, at Jimmy's memorial service, Zhang Li, vice president of Canxing Entertainment and trader of The Voice of China, met Joker Xue who came to offer condolences. He knew that Joker Xue was throwing caution to the wind in a split way for entertainment now, when he was not alone.

―4―

In addition to jokes and highlights, Joker Xue searched again on 20 15 because she divorced Gao Xinlei.

After the news broke, it was discovered that the former draft boy is now so big that his property was directly cut to his ex-wife10,000 plus a villa. The media commented, "I thought he was out of breath long ago, but I didn't expect to be so rich."

Coincidentally, in 20 17, a Weibo reunited with Gao Xinlei made Joker Xue succeed in another round of hype. He just didn't expect that this also ignited another woman's anger. "100000 is what Joker Xue asked me for", and the fact that she cheated in marriage tore Joker Xue's affectionate personal design of "going out cleanly".

In Li Yutong's narrative, Joker Xue's seemingly unintentional joke reveals the essence of the plan. 20 13 The news of his car accident, as well as Weibo who competed for the disabled singer of the year award and the best team car accident award, were also a round of premeditated hype ―― after Joker Xue fell on the road and bled, his first reaction was to call his agent to prepare the news and take a close-up of Li Yutong's leg injury for his own use.

Land separation? (Easy) Weibo screenshot

Even the video of helping the scavengers a few years ago was re-uncovered.

It was 20 12, and Joker Xue helped her collect junk. In Weibo, she appealed to everyone to help her. According to the video, grandma said that Joker Xue still wanted to give her money, hoping that she would stop collecting junk and "rest at home for at least two months", but grandma didn't accept it. Below the video, there are a bunch of messages. Many people say that Joker Xue is the best endorsement of the sentence "Good people are rewarded".

As a matter of fact, Joker Xue only planned to discuss July with Li Yutong that night. While Li Yutong was waiting at home, Joker Xue told her to take all the cash and send her grandmother home, and gave her 2000 yuan. However, Li Yutong's friend later revealed that when he left his grandmother's house, Joker Xue specially photographed the house number, and the interviewer went the next day.

In the face of the idol's beautiful image being smashed by a hammer, Joker Xue fans can only wait eagerly. Three days later, Joker Xue officially responded for the first time at the Weibo. Joker Xue still uses the iconic ellipsis, stressing that if he owes money, he is "willing to go straight to jail". In addition, Joker Xue blurred the focus of Li Yutong's questioning, and made a subtle response in the form of car accident hype and divorce compensation, implying that he was threatened by Li Yutong's family, and also intimately marked the other person's name.

Teacher Xue's small class began.

However, Li Yutong and her friends who are online celebrities didn't buy this crisis public relations account, and more and more old events surfaced. The love triangle, even the emotional timeline of the four corners, the photo evidence of intimate relationship, and UUJULY's sharing contract may all be forced. Joker Xue sent two long replies without even typing the ellipsis on September 2 1. Whether the information provided by both sides is true or not, Joker Xue is busy whitewashing peace, while stressing that Li Yutong is "not a good person". He announced that Li Yutong had cheated on her, asked for a breakup fee after she got pregnant, and even came up with a breakup agreement, which undoubtedly showed the ugliness he had never seen since his debut.

This makes people realize that Joker Xue, who has been clamoring to be a singer, has proved that the actor is a good song with this vivid and practical performance.