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1 humorous fire brigade: where is the fire? Alarm person: My home. Fire brigade: I mean, where? Policeman: In the kitchen. Fire brigade: I mean, how do we get there? Policeman: Don't you have a fire truck? !

2 Humorous and funny Grandma exclaimed after watching the Olympic 100-meter race: It's really scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row, one with a gun to shoot. They shot without aiming, and the children scared that one away! The rope can't stop!

3 Humor A foreign tourist visited the orchard and bragged while walking. "In China, oranges look like football and banana trees look like iron towers …" He tripped over a pile of watermelons. A fruit grower shouted, "Be careful of our grapes."

4 Humor and Funny There are many clocks in a church, and their speeds are different. The priest explained: the clock represents a person, and the more business, the faster it turns. Lady: Which is my husband? Father: God uses it as a fan.

The humorous reporter asked the soldier what inspired you to be so brave? The third-class hero said: Fight for the motherland! Second-class hero: They have occupied our house and women! First-class hero: the company commander issued a bulletproof vest, only to know that it was a cotton-padded jacket afterwards.

A big mouse strayed into a flower shop and was chased by a Xiaohua Mall. The rat found that there was no way out, so he picked up a bunch of roses to prepare for low resistance. When Xiaohua Mall saw it, he immediately lowered his head and said shyly, Sorry, I'm still young!

After the two mice got married, the mother mouse became more and more arrogant. One night, the male mouse wanted to scare her, so he went to the door to learn to meow. His wife was not afraid, but said softly, "Mao Ge, stop screaming. My husband hasn't gone on a business trip yet."

8 Humor is funny. Nine out of ten households in a community have installed security doors, but only one does not. One day, nine families were stolen together. Only the thief on this door without a security door wrote: Don't worry about me, I will worry about you, too!

9 Humor An unmarried woman lamented: Why do good men become husbands? She was reminded that a wife cultivates a good husband by self-production, and a man cannot teach himself.

Two fools eat salted duck eggs together. One asked in surprise: Why is this egg so salty? The other said, it's a good thing you asked me. This salted egg is produced by salted duck.

1 1 Humor The first time someone saw a movie, there was a scene where the heroine was lying in the bathtub. Seeing this, he stood up and said to himself, no wonder the tickets upstairs are more expensive than those downstairs.

12 humor A little girl began to change her teeth. Her mother took her home after her tooth was pulled out. Her father asked her, "Does your tooth still hurt?" The little girl replied, "Oh, I left my tooth in the hospital. I don't know if it hurts! " "

13 humorous child: "Mom, what is this?"

Mom: "This is rat poison."

Child: "Mom, is our mouse sick?"

14 Humor My colleague will go to kidney calculi and rest at home. His little nephew asked kidney calculi what it was, and he said that a stone came out when he peed. His little nephew was very worried and said, Uncle, when you pee, you must spread your feet apart, and be careful not to hit your feet!

Three prisoners sat in front of a squint judge. The judge asked majestically, "What's your name?" "Bill!" The second prisoner answered honestly. I didn't ask you! The judge growled. "But I didn't say anything," replied the third prisoner.

16 humorous judge: why didn't you give it to the police station immediately after you found it?

Defendant: Because there were no policemen in the police station that day.

Judge: That can be delivered the next day!

Defendant: There was no money in my wallet the next day.

17 humor before a condemned man went to the execution ground, the judge asked him what he wished at this time.

He said: "My greatest wish at this time is to be able to put on bulletproof vests and helmets!"