A joke that makes your girlfriend happy.

1, it is said that hitting is kissing and scolding is love, but not hitting or scolding is not kissing and loving. In order to express my deep affection for you, I decided to hit you and bite you if nothing happened, and scold you for bickering if nothing happened. Look, I value you very much!

2. I kowtow only when I see the true God. I don't want to touch your head, I don't understand, I don't nod, I don't know right or wrong, I don't look back, I don't send messages, I don't bow my head, I really want to touch your head, and I wish you endless happiness!

3. Time is flowing, life is changing, material desires are expanding, friendship is fading, and my mobile phone is always around, but I can't hear the bell: if I don't contact you again, I will forget your stupidity!

Every time I miss you, there is a breeze blowing in the sky. I think that's how tornadoes form. Every time I miss you, fine sand rises in the breeze. I think this is how sandstorms are formed. Every time I miss you, raindrops float in the haze. I think that's how the Pacific Ocean was formed. Every time I doze off at work, your message appears on my mobile phone, making a confusing sound. I think this is how ghost stories are formed!

5. Oh, no, I almost miss you. I forgot to pay for things, and pork vermicelli was no longer greedy. 1+ 1=3 It's hard to cry RMB into dollars!

6. Although rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, old cows like to eat tender grass, and good horses don't eat grass back. There are many fish in the sea, but dear, for your health, for your happiness, for your future and for your life, you'd better eat this grass, my lamb!

7. When the mouse saw that the weasel had caught the chicken, it was jealous and wanted to follow suit. Once, it went to the henhouse and stole a chicken to eat. As a result, he was pecked by a rooster and scolded: what a small guy! Do you want to steal chickens, too?

8. Your eyebrows are very curved and you smile beautifully. Your dimples are shallow, attracting a little attention; Your voice is sweet and clear as a mountain spring; Your figure is gentle and lovely, shocking countless eyes; The fly in the ointment is that farting is always sudden!

9. Build a pyramid for you with blessings. The spire is health, followed by happiness, happiness, good luck, happiness and peace. And the basement, so you can run down and smile.

10, don't worry about eating, just bow your head; Don't worry about your job, I've taken care of it for you; You don't have to worry about marriage, but express your feelings with your eyes; Don't worry about buying a house, someone will repair it at home; Don't worry about talking, you will brag naturally, because you are a big stupid cow!