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Interesting brain teaser
Brain Twister
1. Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. His unique skill is to use his teeth. Why? Answer: Eat chicken to see if the hen is old or tender.
2. Big head bought a pair of shoes, never worn them, and walked around with them. What is this for? Answer: He said that shoes would break if worn for a long time.
3. A Ding always procrastinates, why has he never been punished by the chief? A: A Ding is a soldier who builds blockhouses.
4. Three sparrows were fighting on a telephone pole. One of them accidentally fell. Why did the other two fall? Answer: Because those two fell down as soon as they clapped their hands.
5. Why did the tortoise suddenly "grow two big heads"? Answer: Because the tortoise is thinking about this question.
6. Every pregnant woman often imagines what her child will be like in the future. Why is May the only exception? Answer: She hasn't remembered what her father looks like.
7. What should I do if I accidentally break my mother's favorite vase? Answer: Pretend to faint.
8. Is black-bone chicken better than white chicken? Why? Answer: Black chickens can lay white eggs, while white chickens can't lay black eggs.
9. Women hate smokers most. One day, she went to a friend's house and visited her new house. She repeatedly said, "Good smoke, good smoke!" Excuse me, why is this? Answer: range hood
10. He took off his red robe and was a white fat man. Went to the white fat man, a black mariko. Hit a plant? Answer: litchi
1 1. What is Zhang Fei's mother's last name? A: Wu, life cannot fly without Wu.
Do you know how long a person's calf should be? Answer: It should be long enough to touch the ground.
13. Foreigners are long, but China people are short. My father-in-law doesn't want it, and monks don't want it. Answer: Name
14. Why are fat people afraid of heat than thin people? Answer: Because the area of the sun is relatively large.
15. Guess what can be washed, dried, eaten and swallowed? Answer: Mahjong.
16. On a rainy day, three people were walking in the street in the rain. Why is only one person getting wet? A: A woman who is pregnant with Shuang Bao.
17. The reason why adults are late for work is traffic jam. What is the reason why the child is late? Answer: Mom overslept.
18. Sunflowers will rotate with the sun. Where will they go on a cloudy day? Answer: Bald people.
19. How will an ant die if it falls from a mountain millions of meters high? Answer: starve to death
20. Xiaoming is blowing an electric fan. Why is he still sweating? Answer: He is blowing the electric fan, but the electric fan doesn't blow him.
2 1. A book is missing. Guess an idiom? Answer: It is impossible without books.
22. Peeking at "brain teasers" in class, who is the happiest if it is confiscated? Answer: the teacher's child
23. Ask you about the third race of the tortoise and the hare. Rabbits have no self-esteem, don't sleep, and run like hell. The finish line was not in the water, but he still lost. Why? Answer: The tortoise is a ninja turtle.
24. What is the biggest regret after Adam and Eve got married? Answer: No one came to the wedding reception.
25. Mom cut a beautiful long hair, but no one found it when she got home. Why? Answer: There is no one at home.
Everyone is afraid of getting wet when it rains, but everyone likes to get wet when it rains. Why? Answer: shower
27. What is the difference between the poor and the rich? Answer: bathroom
Lao Wang shaves many times every day, but he still has a beard on his face. Why? Answer: He is shaving others.
29. Why did I go through customs on a green cow? Answer: I am happy.
30. Xiaoming is in the second grade of primary school. His family lives in this building. Every time he goes to school, he takes the elevator down, but he can only take the elevator to the building after school. Why? Answer: Xiao Ming is not tall enough to press this button.
3 1. Ayong always procrastinates, but his superiors always praise him. Why? A: He is a mason.
Classic brain teaser
1. What would the world be like if dinosaurs didn't disappear? Answer: No one cares about his existence any more.
2. A paratrooper class to train skydiving. The monitor said that they would have to jump out of the plane for a few seconds before they could pull the umbrella. As a result, everyone else landed safely, and only one person died unfortunately. Why? Answer: Because of that "stuttering"
3. The tortoise-rabbit race has started again. This time, the rabbit was not lazy and playful, but this time, the rabbit still lost. Why? Answer: The tortoise sets its destination in the sea.
4. What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream
I lost my ID card. What should I do? Answer: Pick it up.
Tom was blamed for spilling ink on the carpet, but he felt wronged. Why? Answer: He thinks ink is not expensive.
7. Why did Xiao Wang write a word, and everyone said he wrote a wrong word? Answer: because he wrote a' wrong' word himself.
When Columbus set foot on the New World, what did he do next? Answer: Step on the other foot.
9. The store marked a double-barrel gun with a range of 100 meters. Why is the actual range only meters? Answer: Don't the double rings add up just right?
10. Dad asked Xiaoming, what is covered with beautiful feathers and wakes you up every morning? Xiao Ming guessed right, but it wasn't a chicken. What is this? Answer: It's a feather duster.
1 1. Guess seven words. Answer: twinkling stars. Numbered score
12. You have a bow and an arrow in your hand. When you see two werewolves at night, which one will you shoot first? Answer: the moon
13. The vampire caught a man and didn't eat him immediately. What do vampires want? Answer: Look at that person's blood type first.
14. What is more annoying than crows? Answer: crow's mouth
15. Small 100 m 10 sec, small 1 1 sec. Why did Xiao Li win the gold medal in the end? Answer: Xiao Zhang didn't play.
16. What should I do if I drop something? Answer: It doesn't matter, there are still four blank mahjong.
Why did dinosaurs become extinct? A: At that time, there was no animal protection association.
18. Colleagues are drinking and chatting in Xiaozhangjia. After three rounds of drinking, why does everyone know that Xiao Zhang is drunk? Answer: Because Xiao Zhang is putting on his shoes and is going home.
19. What's this? Answer: It is a number.
20. An old woman is reading a newspaper. A mosquito tried to bite her. Her hands and feet did not move. Why did the mosquito suddenly die? Answer: Because he was pinched by his grandmother's wrinkles.
2 1. What do Mr. Lin and Mrs. Lin do when they sleep every day? A: People who close their eyes also:
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