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E said, "My mother calls me little E, which is nice!"

D said, "My mother calls me little D, which is nice!"

C said, "My mother called me Xiao C, which is also very nice!" "

B said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

The rabbit said, "I am a rabbit!" " "

The pig said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!"

The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!"

The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "

The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of wicker. Lao Zhang said: My door is a wooden door.

Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said that my door is made of plastic.

The door of Lao Wang's house is made of brick. Lao Wang said: My door is a brick door.

The door of the Liu family is made of steel. Liu said, you chat, I walked first.

Bai Yu said: My name is White.

Jade jade said, my name is jasper.

Redjade said, My name is Redjade.

Xing Yu said: You talk, I'll go first.

The students of normal college said: I am from normal college.

The students of the Railway Institute said: I am from the "Iron Institute"

The students in vocational colleges said: I am from vocational colleges.

The students of the technical college said: You talk, I'll go first!

Rabbit said: people call me rabbit. It's good.

Turtle said: people call me turtle, which is also nice.

Lamb said: people call my bar sheep, which is also very nice.

The chicken said, you talk,

I, Wang Ming and Li Minghe Chen Ming said: The teacher called us Xiao Ming, so listen!

Wang Hong, Li Hong and Chen Hong said: It's nice of the teacher to call us Xiaohong!

Wang Qiang, Li Qiang and Chen Qiang said: The teacher called us Xiaoqiang, which is also very nice!

Wang Gang, Li Gang and Chen Gang said: You talk, let's go first! Go first!

An animal beauty contest was held in the forest, so:

Little peacock said: Come and see my peacock hair, it's so beautiful ~

Little Swan said: Come and see my swan hair, gorgeous!

Xiaohe said: Come and see my crane hair, it's extraordinary!

Kitty Hawk said: You talk, I'll go first.

The teacher called the roll and asked who was present to say his last name correctly.

The teacher arrived at Xiao Wang, and Xiao Wang said, Wang has arrived.

When the teacher arrived at Xiao Li, Xiao Li said that Li Lai had arrived.

The teacher just ordered silver, and silver said, you order first, and I will go out for a while.

M-girls Xiao Liu, Xiao Chen, Xiao Wang and Jiao Xiao play together.

Xiao Liu said: My father and I are both surnamed Liu, and I love my father.

Xiao Chen said: My father and I are both surnamed Chen, and I love my father.

Xiao Wang said: My father and I are both surnamed Wang, and I love my father.

Jiao Xiao said: You talk, I walked first.

Three female employees went to pay the money

The first to default. . The cashier said, hand over your liquidated damages

The second one buys insurance. . The cashier said, hand over your insurance money.

The third person was fined for failing to meet the hygiene standards. . The cashier just wants to call her.

She said. Sorry, I have something to do. Hand it in later.

The rich businessman hired three bodyguards to guard his grain depot, treasury and bank.

A said: I keep the grain.

B said: I'll keep the gold.

C said: I quit.