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Double eleven is coming again. What's in your shopping cart?
I always feel empty and lonely after eating all night. At this time, I need some snacks to fill my stomach. Come and see the baby I put in the shopping cart. The first one is a snack package for three little squirrels. I'm sure the discount is the first ten thousand dollars. It depends on whether the network is good or not, and the mobile phone card is not stuck. Fight!
The second steamed bun is specially bought to fill your stomach on the day when you don't eat breakfast. You must eat breakfast. Although sometimes I can't get up in bed, the bun comes in handy at this time. Ten dollars can buy a catty, which should be quite cost-effective. Listen to the comments below and say that the food produced in Fujian is not very delicious, but the food produced in Wuhu is ok. You can pay attention.
Speaking of which, I have bought a hundred snacks before the Double Eleven, and I have already got them. Today, I will open a box and take some photos.
The first one is the meat muffin from Liangpin's house. I bought eight catties for 50 yuan, and two big boxes should last for a long time. The skin is crisp, tender and thin, and it melts in the mouth with sweetness. The meat is loose but not scattered, the meat is golden yellow and slightly gluten-free. I still want to eat after eating. I fed myself another one.
The second is his home. I bought a snack package of three kilograms. When I came back from the express delivery point, many people stared at the "pig feed" and thought that I really bought a big box of first-class pig feed.
It is filled with more than 30 kinds of snacks from his family, such as potatoes, millet crispy rice, small twist, peach fruit fishing and so on. You can eat for many days and give many gifts, such as cocktails and so on. You can have a drink when you are free, including dried pork and peanuts. Gee, watching a movie, happiness is so much, so simple and satisfying to eat food ~
But I still want to remind you that although the fat house is comfortable, you should exercise regularly, keep healthy and pay attention to the amount of snacks. Although I often can't stop eating, don't eat too many dried fruits at a time, which is easy to get angry, and children should not eat too many sweets ~
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