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Asking for a password joke
2 during military training, the instructor password of the Academy of Biological Sciences is funny:
"Plants this way! Microbes! In the middle of the cell! Attention, everyone! Look at the middle of this line-virus! ! ! ! ! "
In the team gymnastics competition, the men's team lost to the women's team. The captain lectured: "The useless thing was actually lost to the girl. The main reason for losing today is that you don't have their spirit and your mind is not as good as theirs. However, they don't have to stand very high. Hehe. " Everyone laughed. At six o'clock in the morning, a girl was in a daze.
Instructor: Hello, comrades!
Classmate: Hello, Director!
Instructor: Comrades have worked hard!
Classmate: Serve the people!
A girl: Sir!
During military training, a military song competition was held on the playground, standing in the trapezoidal stands, and a class lined up to sing in front. An instructor of the class volunteered to stand in the last row, waving a military flag. Because he is short, when we walked down after singing, the classmates in the next class asked us, "How do you shake the military flag behind you?"
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