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One day the devil took the princess away, and she kept yelling.

The devil: [Call your throat ... no one will come to save you ...]

The princess: [Break your throat ...]

No one: "Princess ... I'm coming to save you ..."

The devil: "Say it. Found .. "

Shit:" Ghost, you can see me ... "

Devil:" Oh,MyGod!

god: "who called me?

Who: "Nobody called you ..."

Nobody: "I didn't? Play dumb!

garlic: "who is pretending to be me?

who: "me again? Are you looking for trouble?

trouble: "which one wants to see me?

which one: looking for you? I didn't ... Gee, there are so many people here. "

Many people:" I just arrived. Who are you?

which one: "I'm not who."

Who: "He's not me."

Princess: "Is everyone here to save me?

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, but to watch the fun."

Fun: "What am I looking at?

God: "It's none of my business, so go first."

Devil: "Why do so many people save the princess before you go? How can I play this demon king?

Go down: "You good devil won't do it, why should you play me?"

Princess: "If there is no one to play the devil, I can go."

No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go ..."

How can I: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun."

Fun: "What am I doing?"

what: you want to fuck me? Rogue!

how dare you: "I didn't?

me: "What's it to me?"

devil: "shit! I'm going crazy ... "

Shit:" What are you calling me for! ... "

Crazy:" What do you want me to do?

you want me to say, I don't know anything!

I don't know anything: "I don't know!

I don't know: I'm here! Is someone calling me?

someone said, "I didn't call you!

I didn't: "Who called him?

who: "wronged ... I didn't ..."

I didn't: "I didn't wronged you ..."

You: "I dare you."

I dare you: "Who said I didn't dare! ?

Who: "Please ... I didn't say anything"

I didn't say anything: "What do you want me to say?

I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?"

My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my & is so long ... I will be called ..."

Who: "... I want to leave this place of trouble quickly"

Right and wrong: "So this is my place ..."

I have nothing & No: "Stop it, we're talking ..."

Stop it: "I'm not talking ..."

I'm not: "I'm not talking! ... "

I don't have anything:"-\ \ \ \ "... Let's talk outside ..."

Go: "I'm embarrassed ..."

I don't have anything: "It's none of your business ... Come on. Did someone call me?

Someone said, "Who wants to call you ..."

Who said, "I really have to go ... t.t"

Go: "I'm really sorry ... * v.v *"

None of your business: "... aren't you my cousin?

It's none of my business: "... cousin ... long time no see ..."

Long time: "I was here ..."

Devil: "Are you finished?"

Endless: "He didn't have me"

You: "I didn't have him"

I did: "Who said that?

who: "why do you want me?

: You want to fuck me?

you: "I won't fuck him"

I will: "Who says I won't?

who: "wronged! I didn't say that. "

said," What do you want me to do?

: You two are shameless!

you two: "I want it! I want it!

face: "who wants me?

Who: "I don't want it"

Devil: "Hurry up, and I'm going to kick people out"

People: "Kick me out? Looking for k

k: Who is looking for me?

who: aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, and mention me again!

He: "Don't fuck with me"

I: "Who wants to fuck with me?

Who: "I finally caught one, kill it ..."

One: "Don't catch me"

I: "I've had enough, too. Whoever mentions my name again, I will never let you go!

who: "Look at my eighteen palms of dragon!

me: "Look at my nine yin bones and claws!

eighteen palms of the dragon: "what am I looking at?

Jiuyin Bones Claw: What am I looking at?

What's to see: Brother, I finally found you!

What's so interesting: "Brother, let's go out and talk."

Devil: "Shit ... it's an betrothal meeting ..."

It is said that Devil got schizophrenia from then on.

Do you think this is the end of the joke? In fact, this means that people are lazy, and this has an ending! Now I'll tell you the ending, so don't be moved to tears!

Ending:

It is said that after the devil recovered from schizophrenia, he caught the princess again.

This time, in order to prevent other people from running out to spoil the situation again, the demon king decided to cut to the chase, make a long story short, and cut to the chase ...

The demon king said, "Stop struggling! Listen to me and marry me!

princess: "all right!

So "I" happily took the princess's hand into the wedding hall and accepted everyone's blessings, leaving only the demon king with his mouth open like a hippo and his body stupefied ...

One afternoon, my classmate was very bored at work in China Construction Bank, and a badly dressed lady (presumably a mentally ill patient) came to his window and gave him a note to withdraw money. On the note, it was impressively written that "Comrade XX is hereby sent to withdraw RMB from your bank", followed by 1 followed by n zeros. The signature is * * * Central Office * *.

My classmate originally wanted to call the police, but seeing that the woman with mental illness is very serious, I think it's better to call the security guard. (~ It is estimated that the security guard is also very idle) Sure enough, the security guard said to the woman, "If you want to withdraw money from this note, you must first go to the opposite police station and find the director to stamp it. After he stamps it, you can withdraw money again." The woman walked directly to the police station without thinking. (My classmate thought that the security guard was really unusual, and he was a little underestimated at ordinary times.)

About ten minutes later, when the number of customers in the queue slowly increased, the woman came back in high spirits, holding the note and saying, "People said that the office procedures were simplified, and you can withdraw money directly without the director's approval." As soon as my classmate heard this, he couldn't help sighing: there are really high-ranking people in the police force, and they were sent back in one sentence.

My classmate and the security guard were a little stupid at that time. There were many people in the business hall, so I had to call the supervisor on duty for fear that her mental illness would affect the normal order. The supervisor and the female patient chatted a few words and asked what you were doing with the money. The female patient said, "Take money to buy bread, eat cakes and buy clothes." The supervisor pointed to a place not far away, and the woman left happily again.

The security guard went to ask for a "brilliant idea". At that time, the supervisor said to the female patient: "We are in China Construction Bank, and we can only withdraw money here if we build a house. If you take money to buy food, it must be food. You have to go to the Agricultural Bank of China to buy clothes and other things. You have to go to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China to take money! "

my classmates really admire you, after all, as a supervisor! ! !

..............

After a while, the lady came back. And smiled and said: "The people of the Agricultural Bank of China said that this is the Agricultural Bank of China, and only farmers can withdraw money. I am an urban population; The people of ICBC said that we are a public bank here, and only the public can take it, but the mother can't! ! ! They said that I am a bitch and want to withdraw money from CCB. "

Now, my classmate, the security guard and the supervisor are completely dizzy ...

Rabbit says, "I'm a son of a bitch!"

piggy said, "I am a pig son of a bitch!" "

the chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch!" "

The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

No. sparring partner said, "outsiders call me zero escort, which is nice!"

No.1 sparring partner said, "It's nice to be accompanied by outsiders!"

No.2 sparring partner said, "It's nice to be called an escort by outsiders!"

No.3 sparring partner said, "You talk, let's go first!"

The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat. Listen!"

The dog said to me, "I am your grandmother's dog, and it sounds good!"

The fish said to me, "I'm your grandmother's fish, and it's very nice!"

The bear said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

Lang Ke said, "People call me a ronin, which is nice!"

The samurai said, "It's nice for people to call me a warrior!"

The expert said, "People call me an expert, which is also very nice!"

The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

Jane Zhang said, "My fans say that my idol is Ying."

He Jie said, "My fans say that my idol is Jie."

BiBi Zhou said, "My fans say that my idol is Chang."

Chris Lee said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

The advanced mathematics teacher said: I teach advanced mathematics this semester;

The college physics teacher said: I teach physics this semester;

The analog electronics teacher said: I teach analog electronics this semester;

The social economy teacher said: You can chat, so I'll go first.

Peking University said, I'm from Peking University.

Tianjin University said: I am a giant.

Shanghai University said: I went to college.

Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first!

General Li Zongren said: I am kind!

General Fu Zuoyi said: I am righteous!

General Zuo Quan said: I have the right!

General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first!

Minolta users say: We are beauties!

users of canon say: we are beautiful women!

users of huaguang said: we are Chinese!

Nikon users said: You chat, I'll go first!

Lao Zhang's door is made of willow. Lao Zhang said: My door is wooden.

Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said: My door is made of plastic.

Lao Wang's door is made of brick. Lao Wang said: My door is made of brick.

Lao Liu's door is made of steel. Lao Liu said: You talk, I'll go first!

the students of teachers' college said,

I'm from "teachers' college". The students of railway institute said,

I'm from "iron institute". The students of

technical institute said, "You can chat, I'll go first!"