How to reply humorously when others talk nonsense?

There are two kinds of people who talk to you in this way. One is your relative or good friend. It won't do us any harm to make a joke or make a suggestion while chatting or talking. Ask them at most if you understand, and if they understand. That's all. The other kind of person is your enemy. They may say such things to you, but they may hate you, ignore them or slander them. We can say, "it's because we saw the crap that the losers said," or "the losers will think that what I said is nonsense." Humorous reply to other people's sentences 1. Your message has been sent, but the other party cannot help you. 2. I'm sorry, I think you are too beautiful to reply to you. 3. The little fairy is at Magic Fairy Castle. Please shout and shout to become a pig. Please recite the spell "Urch, the dark god of Gunara" and call me out. 5. The other party's mobile phone is hungry, please feed it with a red envelope. 6. Hello, your current fee for chatting with Jingmei has expired, please renew it in time to chat with this Jingmei. 7. God, God, I have a headache. Please give it to a foot kiss. 8. We have a signal connection with the magic fairy tale castle. Please leave a message if you have something important. Please feed a lollipop, and you will receive a lovely one. 10, you collapsed because you ignored your cutie for a long time. Please try again later. 1 1, you are a lovely ghost. You found me so quickly. 12, you can pick the stars for me, because I want to shine in your eyes. 13, I'm Theo. She fell asleep in my arms. I'll call you back when she wakes up. 14, life is too unfair, and the other party is dead. 15, your good friend is drawing ghosts. If it's urgent, please dig a grave. If there is something important, please summon the soul. Please don't disturb me when you are free. 16. The mobile phone is poisoned. Please send "I love you" to activate it. How to respond humorously to other people's nonsense? Three high EQ speaking formulas make you respond to others humorously. 0 1, when others praise you, you should learn to respond. When many people are praised, they often just say: OK, thank you! Or no, no, where, this expression makes others sound embarrassed. Remember: when others praise you, you must pay back. You are good to me and good to everyone, that is really good. For example, if someone praises you, you look good in this dress today. You can say that you have a good eye. People with taste say so, and others praise you: the young man is really handsome! You can say, I like people like you who tell the truth, and others praise you at dinner. Oh, you can drink a lot! You can say: I don't usually drink, but I met you today and I was in a good mood, so I drank so much. Do you think people will be unhappy if you say that? So, the next time someone praises you, don't say: no, no, where is it? Think about how to praise each other by the way. The other person will like you more. 02. Cleverly reject the three-step method: statement+suggestion+step. At a dinner party or party, someone asks you to do something. You are afraid that you can't do it well, and then you will hurt your friendship, but you are embarrassed to refuse directly. What can we do? At this time, this ingenious three-step refusal can come in handy! Statement+suggestion+steps. First of all, for the record. Since you are entrusted by a friend, you must declare it first. Ok, don't worry, I'll do my best in this matter. Show your attitude first and then make suggestions. You see, I think this matter is very important to you. I suggest you ask more people. Let's split up, as long as it doesn't delay you. This is to stand in each other's position and consider each other. Finally, the steps. If you feel that you can't do it well, then lay the steps for everyone in advance, so that everyone will not be embarrassed then. Don't be polite to me yet. Now is not the time to be polite. I'll find a way first. If I can help you, you can always thank me. But if it doesn't work, don't blame me. You see, saying this not only leaves enough face for the other party, but also leaves enough steps for yourself. Even if it doesn't work, the other party is embarrassed to blame you. 03. When thanking others or giving advice to others, you must say something positive. For example, when someone helps you, you can say so. Well, don't forget that you are good-looking, and your work is so reliable and likable. No wonder you are so popular. Can you make the other person unhappy by saying that? At work, the leader affirmed that Xiao Wang performed well today. Make persistent efforts, and you can say, Miss Li, you not only did a good job, but also made people happy. I will definitely learn more from you in the future. At the meeting, if you want to make some suggestions, you can say so. I especially agree with the first two points that Lao Liu said just now. I support it with both hands, but I have some different views on the last point. Of course, if it weren't for Liu's generosity, I wouldn't dare to mention it. Now that you mention it, Liu is happy and more receptive to your suggestions. How to reply humorously when others talk nonsense? How to reply to others humorously? 1. Q: The ex-girlfriend means that you can say that she is not good, but you must never let others say that she is not good. What kind of feeling is this? God replied: How dare you admit that you were blind before? Q: Why did Cao Cao appreciate Guan Yu? God replied: Because Guan Yu was the first person who blushed when talking to him. 3. Q: What's the feeling of murderous look? God replied: When your mother called you by your full name. Q: How to express "I was bribed" implicitly? God replied: The imperial army asked me to take a message for you. 5. Q: What epitaph would you write for yourself? God replied: nothing. I'll hang up first. 6. Q: How to spit out a bad movie? God replied: The cinema has 17 rows of seats, with 32 seats in each row. There are 48 lights on the ceiling, and a black dot always appears in the lower left corner of the screen. The frequency is about 1 minute and 20 seconds.