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Lines from Stephen Chow's funny movies

Looking back on Stephen Chow's films in recent years, there are always some classic lines left in our memories, which are memorable. The following are the lines from Stephen Chow's funny films, please refer to them!

1. What's your mother's name? A Chinese Odyssey

2, like a flower! It is really you! Hail the Judge

3. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it? A Chinese Odyssey

Don't fool around when you are old. Look how clean you are. Go in, put on your costume and come back. Look at me, my life is rotten, and my hands are covered with sores. How can you beat me? Flirting Scholar

People are born by their mothers, and demons are born by their mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale? A Chinese Odyssey

6, giving birth to me is a side effect! Don't you like the manufacturing process? Ever-changing star king

7. Flying is Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife. Domestic Lingling lacquer

8. With your wisdom, can I scare you? Flirting Scholar

9. Prostitutes are also patriotic! Jigong

10, Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, please order, Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, you're dead! You and I have lived together, sharing weal and woe for so many years, and have been teaching you as my own flesh and blood. I can't believe the bald black people nowadays! Flirting Scholar

1 1, huh? Ao Bai is really heartless. Look how swollen she is. Send her to my home, and I will help her recover slowly! Duke of Lushan

12, Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to sister Guanyin like this? A Chinese Odyssey

13, two girls, have pity on me, my family of six died all night. I'm infected with 10 consumption. You can buy me. Flirting Scholar

14, ah! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts. Counting dead grass

15, haven't you heard of still hiding half her face from us behind her guitar? You really haven't read a book? Stupid pig! Duke of Lushan

16, huh? Eating is good for body and mind, so I'll leave it to you! Duke of Lushan

17, hahahahahaha, although I only met half, I fell in love at first sight, cut off a chicken head, burned yellow paper, and became brothers with him! Duke of Lushan

18, there is an old man at home. If there is a treasure, I will give it to you now. You should treat me to a midnight snack. Duke of Lushan

19, more than 30 years ago, when I was in middle school, I really missed her all the time in the city. Sometimes I suddenly stop to pee in the city, and then I think of her, and when I feel sweet, I forget to take that half-bubble urine with me. Travel by train

20, hard to stop, desperately looking for a hole drill! There is a hole in such an open head. Wow, the endothelium is gone, and it's coming out! I don't know when I got what I wanted. Do you feel itchy? Duke of Lushan

2 1, can you be professional! King of comedy.

22. I play hundreds of thousands a second. Will I play football with you? Shaolin soccer.

23. I didn't expect the lion to roar with a big horn, and my younger brother was willing to give up. skill

24. Huh? Hatred is like the ocean, it will never be forgotten! I must play the emperor again and restore the skinning method of Ming officials. Do you know what that feels like? Duke of Lushan

25. I don't even have the strength to hit people. How can I be called a society? skill

26. Even a pair of underwear and a roll of toilet paper have their uses.

27. When people come, put down the brakes and let the dog go! Hail the Judge

28, chat very congenial, paid some medical expenses. skill

29. Huh? So young, she must have been forced by Ao Bai. Oh, poor thing. I knew at a glance that she didn't get enough sleep, so I sent it to my house at night to sleep with her for two nights. Duke of Lushan

30. I am the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry-Tang Bohu. Flirting Scholar

3 1, I should hit you, don't hurt you! Shaolin soccer.

Go back to Mars. The earth is very dangerous. Shaolin soccer.

33. I took you there. A Chinese Odyssey

34. When I watched the moon with others in my early years, I called them Britney Spears. Now, the new people have become old people. I call them Mrs. Niu! A Chinese Odyssey The Great Wedding

35. My admiration for you is really like a raging river, and it is like a runaway Yellow River flooding. Duke of Lushan