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How to coax your girlfriend to reply when menstruation comes?

1, you are the oldest when you have your period. I will listen to you.

2. I'm here, baby, don't be sad.

3. Drink more hot water. Do you want something to eat? I'll buy it for you after this time.

4. I heard that warming the stomach can relieve the pain when girls have menstrual pain. I put my hand on her stomach to keep you warm.

5, drink some brown sugar water, don't take a cold bath, take good care of yourself.

6. Does it hurt? Let me go with you and wait for me.

7. I will stay with you, don't be too sad.

8. Go to bed early, drink more brown sugar water and cover your stomach with a warm baby.

9, the baby has worked hard, hug you.

10, wait, I'll make you brown sugar water.

1 1. It will be fine in a few days. Just stick to it. Forget it. Don't think about how much it hurts.

12 Baby, it really hurts me to see you so sad. I really want to put up with all this for you.

13, honey, give me all the housework and lie down.

14. Work hard and send me your holiday. Let me take your place.

15, you can tell me what you want to eat, just lie down and have more rest.