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What are the jokes about the country? (6 jokes)

The motherland is Xiaoli's mother.

In the nursery, the teacher asked Xiaoli: What is the motherland?

Xiaoli said: Teacher, the motherland is my mother.

The teacher said that this answer is good. Then the teacher asked Xiao Ming: Xiao Ming, what is the motherland?

Xiao Ming said: Teacher, the motherland is Xiaoli's mother.

Cover the country with trees.

The leader spoke at the family planning publicity conference: children are the flowers of the motherland and the growing saplings, but you have been beyond life. What will happen in the future?

One person in the audience replied: Green the motherland!