What is a green joke? It's short.

1: Cricket bet the pig that you can't see me when I jump into the grass. The pig said, I want to see it? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

2: Please read the following numbers quickly: 252525252525252525 ... OK, baby, here are your bones to eat!

3: I have always had a crush on you. Your face, your lips and your ears are always in front of me! But I am too poor to tell you. Now I have money! You can say loudly: boss, cut that pig head in half for me!

I've always wanted to say three words, but you know their weight. I'm afraid once I say it, we can't be friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: get up!

The teacher found a student uploading a note in class. Teacher: Bring me the note. Health: You'd better not watch it. Teacher: Cut the crap! The student took the note to the teacher. It says: I told you not to look, idiot!

You have a kind heart. You gave us everything selflessly. Thank you for creating such rich food for us. We will remember you-pig!

7: They say you are a real thing. I said you are a person, not a thing. Good things and bad things are things. How can a good man like you be a thing?

8: Give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces! You must eat a catty. Forgive me more! There's not enough dung. Do it yourself! Stop laughing! Or I'll leave half for someone else!

9: Two people meet. "What's your name?" "I dare not say, I am afraid that you will eat it." "Last name is Fan?" "No" "Last name?" "Not yet." "Then what's your last name?" "History."

10: Standing under a tall building, I feel sad, my face is wet and it tastes a little salty. Is it rain or tears? Look up at the sky ... who is peeing upstairs!

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