Funny and funny mood phrases, suddenly looking back, why haven't you left?

1 Thanks to my thin body, I can count my ribs when I am sad!

It's too cold in winter. Let me die for a while and come back to life in spring.

Failure is the mother of success, but why do I always meet a successful mother?

Everything recycled is second-hand.

If you can't afford four generations of apples, you can go to the supermarket to buy four bags of apples.

Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for life.

There are more and more monsters in this world, but fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

8 funny quotations: amazing at first, completely, only for the world to see less.

Don't frighten me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.

10 Drink a bottle for breakfast, and the nerves will be weak all morning, and the nutrition will be loose!

1 1 I found a mouse pad on the road and decided to get a computer.

12 Women are made of water, so don't be too cold to her. Once it turns into ice at zero, it will only frostbite you in the end.

13 The photo is not a photo, but a gray head.

14 Even if my love is cheap, I can't give you a discount.

15 Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

16 If you use a honey trap, I will accompany you.

17 I often dream that I am working, and when I wake up, I am working!

18 I only like two kinds of flowers, rich flowers and leisure flowers.

Leave the diamonds and the bachelor will take them away.

2 1 That Yan receives so many people every day, why not take you away?

If you don't have health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

Looking back suddenly, why haven't you left yet?

When two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

You don't have a doctor's license. Why did you say I was crazy?

Teacher, you talk about yours and I'll talk about mine. Let's stay out of it!

I want you to know that I am born beautiful without any preservatives.

He knows that twisted melons are not sweet, but he doesn't like eating melons.

Suddenly look back at the graduation message

Suddenly look back at the graduation message

How many memories have we had in the maple forest where red leaves are flying? The fluttering maple leaves have brought us into a wonderful realm.

In the snowy season, we also fell into confusion and felt lonely and desolate, but we survived after all.

Looking back, it was a series of ups and downs yesterday: yesterday, there was a quarrel in class; Yesterday, we ran on the court; Yesterday, there was our struggle in the examination room; Yesterday, we sang by candlelight. Yes, yesterday, how beautiful and unforgettable!

Read it again after many years, and you will feel that the person who left the message knows himself best and will have a long-term touch. So, don't ask others to write messages for you, you must write according to different objects. This is a valuable information. Students, let those sweet whispers in the past dusk be buried in your heart and turned into beautiful memories!

Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, four years of classmates' career has become the past. But in the classroom, we are still echoing the sound of reading; On the playground, we are still running and vigorous. The lawns, streams and bamboo pavilions here are the herb gardens we will always be attached to. After graduation, I want to keep those warm days, but I am eager to integrate into the torrent of life as soon as possible. The life of old classmates is a string of sweet Sugar-Coated Berry; That charming sweetness and sourness will never be forgotten.

Domineering and funny sentences suddenly look back at you in sogou

1. Yesterday I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing, but I went alone. 2. Everyone asked you to play Baidu, but suddenly I looked back, and you were in sogou.

Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10 thousand old roads.

It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality.

5, a group of dogs behind the money, it is difficult to go without money.

6. Have the money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.

7, the average boy is generally proud, and the average girl is inclined.

8. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

9. People like me disappeared for a month without being found.

10, I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

1 1, I walked away with my eyebrows down, just like making a face.

12, I blame myself for being too smart and knowing everything I shouldn't know.

13, I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death the right not to let you speak.

14. Why should I wear briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.

15, I won't contact you, and you won't contact me on your own initiative.

16, the world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be innocent for?

17, at the beginning of life, human nature is good. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.

18, life is hard. Make friends, not dogs!

19, Maxima is common, but Maxima is not common.

You know my length and I know your depth.

2 1, men may not be handsome, but they must have taste.

22. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and the other plays dumb.

23. Next, I'll show you a unique stunt handed down from my family. A big stone smashed your chest.

24. Good people are set off by bad people.

25, all kinds of small bites, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of tunes.

26. Brother lowered his head, not because he was afraid, but because he was looking for bricks.

27. Everyone said that mistress is a bitch, but forgot to weigh whether the man who was taken away really loves you.

28. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, always scolding your mother, and it is almost emotional with your mother.

29. Eat, drink and be merry. That's the goods, and sharing weal and woe is the wife.

30, don't mess with me, you didn't mess with me.

3 1, life without struggle is in vain, and life without suffering is boring.

32. I'm sorry that my sister is so straightforward and can't say what you like to hear.

Don't play tricks on me, or I'll play along.

Have a good rest during the day, because you have to sleep at night!

Save money for smoking and buy candy for your wife.

Looking back suddenly, I feel lonely everywhere.

1. Some people will be engraved in their memories forever. Even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, the feeling when they think of him will never change.

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

3. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will still flow through your fingers drop by drop.

I am stubborn and unwilling to give in, but I am just scarred. I am touched by the sky, but I can't touch you!

If you are not a lifelong person, don't talk for a lifetime.

6. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that turned my mother into a bitch.

God, I will never call you grandpa again, because you don't love my grandson at all.

8. Even in my dream, I will dream of you. What have I done to offend you?

9. There is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.

10, the person who hurts you is either stronger than you or weaker than you. If he is weaker than you, forgive him; If he is better than you, forgive yourself.

1 1, I can hear your footsteps from 1000 people who pass by me, because the feet of those 999 people are stepping on the ground, and only your footsteps are stepping on my heart.

12, if you can't get what you love, love what you get.

13. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. It turns out that you just want to hear the familiar voice. What you really want to dial is just a string in your heart.

14. Life is like a cup. When the glass is full, you have to give others half. If the glass is full, give half again. Only by constantly going in and out, this cup will be full of running water and valuable.

15, the beginning of love may be friendship, use, deception, need or loneliness, or even revenge, but what does it matter? As long as the final result is to evolve into love.

16, the taste of missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then condensing into tears drop by drop. Memories often open up sweetness and bitterness in dim lights and become the most beautiful scenery. Old beauty cannot be destroyed in metabolism.

17, the older you get, the more you worry. 1G has 2G troubles in his heart.

18, some people's relationships have changed, but the remarks have not been changed.

19, suddenly turned around and found that no one wanted to chat.

20. My advantage: I have the courage to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

2 1, please cherish the people around you who love you silently. Maybe, one day he really left. You will find that it is you, not him, who can't live without each other.

22. The most beautiful girl in memory will be gradually taken away by time …

23. I love you beyond the boundaries, so I will be scarred when I leave …

24. If someone really wants to be a part of your life, then he will definitely work hard for it.

25. Do you also hate the embarrassing moment when you can't find something to say? But strangely, when I'm with my best friend, I don't feel uncomfortable even if I don't talk.