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Are there any jokes about beautiful women (the more the better)
2. Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing a friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. 3. If your friend says, "Forget it, forget it, forget it, forget it, Wang!
Find a MM to test her English ability. You say a word, and MM says the second letter of the word. Say a few words first, and then the fun will begin.
Say husband first, MM, mm can say u (you);
Besides my wife, MM can say I (I (I); ;
Over and over again
Do you understand?
4. You ask him, "What is three waters plus one?"
He thought for a moment and said, "Not sure, Lai?"
You asked again, "How about adding three drops of water?"
He might say, "... what word? Is there such a word? Going? "
In fact, it should be "law" ......
5. Hold out 1 finger and ask others "What is this?"
Put out two more fingers and ask someone, "What is this?"
Hold out three fingers again and ask others, "What is 1+ 1?"
10 people, the most 1 people answered correctly.
6. Read Wang Shuo's novels. The game in Half Flame, Half Seawater is very interesting. The one with the coin in his hand and answering the question.
Is there a number greater than 1? The other party said yes.
Again, is there anything larger than 10? The other party said yes.
Until 100000-
Finally, do you ask a fool more stupid than you? The other party is very alert to say "no"!
7. By the way, you can say that I want to test your English reaction ability, hold out your left hand and say to her, "My thumb is A, my forefinger is C, my middle finger is M, my ring finger is S, and my little finger is X", and then say, in order to increase the difficulty, I will interfere with you in Chinese. Then, if you point to the middle finger and say fish, she will say M, you point to the ring finger and say donkey, she will say S, then point to the thumb and say pig, she will say A, then keep pointing to the thumb and say pig, and she will keep saying: A, A, A, A, A, A. If she is smart, she can try other fingers before giving her thumb.
9. Put your hands on your thighs, then rub your left hand forward and beat your right hand up and down several times, then change your hands and rub your right hand forward and beat your left hand up and down. ......
By the way, speed up, it won't work if it's slow. Hehe, try it, most people won't say it.
10.a: Besides people, what animal likes to ask "why" best?
I don't know.
A: It's a pig!
B: Why?
Ha! ! !
1 1. Tell an old story, the more people, the better the occasion:
Adventure stories. Grandpa and grandson go out to sea to experience risks!
Grandpa is a fisherman who is very familiar with water. On this day, the weather is fine. He asked his little grandson to go fishing with him.
Who knows that just after going out to sea, the weather suddenly changed and there was a storm at sea. The little grandson was afraid, and grandpa comforted him: Don't be afraid, my dear grandson. Grandpa has been skilled for so many years. What are you afraid of this storm?
Suddenly, a big wave came and split the paddle in half.
Grandpa said helplessly to his grandson, dear grandson, the pulp is finished!
12. Is the English spelling of pig PUG?
-No, it's a pig
No, how do I remember it was you?
-You're mistaken. It's me.
-Pig, it's you
-Pig, it's me
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