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Xu He, Founding General of Shaolin

When China People's Liberation Army 1955 awarded the title, there were two founding generals from Shaolin: General Xu and. Interestingly, these two generals are still working in a major military region. Xu was appointed commander and deputy commander of Nanjing Military Region. More interestingly, he entered Shaolin Temple three years later than Xu. They stayed in the temple together for five years and left the temple in the same year. At that time, monks gathered in the temple. Although the two bodhisattvas are in the same temple, they don't know each other. It was not until the Long March arrived in Yan 'an that they talked about the past and realized that they were still "brothers" of Shaolin Temple. Two people can't help clapping and laughing. 1In August, 945, Xu said in his autobiography, "I started studying martial arts at Shaolin Temple when I was nine years old. The main reason is that I have no food to eat and I have to find a place to eat. " "Over the years, I have learned eighteen weapons, and I have also learned to climb the eaves and climb the wall. I've tried very hard. This feels great for me, I can be called a hero, and I will do everything in the world in the future. " General Xu 1905 was born in Xinxian County, Henan Province, belonging to Dabie Mountain area at the junction of Henan and Hubei. Because his parents could not support his seven brothers and sisters, he was sent to Shaolin Temple as a handyman on his way to escape from famine. He got a French name "Yongxiang" and studied boxing and martial arts every day. During his career in Shaolin, Yongxiang has a profound foundation, an extraordinary arm strength and a good command of all kinds of martial arts. The wall more than 3 meters high in the temple, he can climb it in a few steps; In the 9-story Thousand Buddha Hall, he grabbed the rafters of the eaves and could turn three times in one breath. He jumped over the wall, climbed over the roof, climbed over the eaves and walked over the wall without letting the tiles fall out; When jumping, he can turn three somersaults in the air and land lightly; As long as he was lucky enough, he turned around and patted the square brick that was two feet square and three inches thick. When it is separated by more than an inch, the brick breaks. Time flies, and several years have passed. Party troops who rescued the people from fire and water went to Xu's hometown to lead the working people to fight local tyrants and divide the fields. When Xu Youshi heard the news, he couldn't stay any longer. He said goodbye to his master and brothers and sisters with tears in his eyes and set foot on the road home. When leaving Xu Shaolin Temple, the master asked him, "Do you really want to return to the secular world from today?" Xu replied: "Shaolin Temple gave life to disciples, and they will remember it all their lives. In the future, although I will not be a Buddhist disciple, I will also be a friend of Buddhism. " Since then, his name has changed from "Yongxiang" to "You's"! Later, perhaps "yours" was too difficult to write, so it was changed to "yours". Xu's name was changed. Mao Zedong said: "Official friends" are feudal and too narrow. Wouldn't it be better to be friends with the world? So he changed his name to You Shi. Xu Wugong of Shaolin Temple is extremely high. During the war, he could "push off" a large piece of bark with the thick pine palm in the washbasin. He galloped his horse. You can reach out and pull the branches, hold your legs and the cat's waist and lift the horse off the ground. During the rest of the evening meeting, his colleagues asked him to "show his cards". He said he was hiding and no one could find him. When everyone returned to the conference room and searched the empty conference room under the bright light, but he couldn't be found, he smiled under the conference table and found him close to the back of the table and hidden in the belly of the table. One year, when a Soviet military delegation visited Nanjing, a Soviet officer held up a drum-shaped stone pier, and other officers praised him as a "Hercules". With the courage of many colleagues, he had a whim, grabbed his coat, held the stone lion high in both hands and circled the field three times, winning thunderous applause, and then put the stone lion firmly on the original stone seat. The Soviet "Hercules" could not face it, carrying a stone lion. Unfortunately, the lion tried his best not to move. Xu is also proficient in stick, knife, boxing and wrestling. The knife method he taught is fast-paced, flexible and changeable, completely breaking through the rhythm of advance and retreat and deviation.

He was injured seven times, and each time he stuck a bullet in the wound with his finger and burnt the pumpkin pulp. General Qian Jun was born in a poor peasant family in Qianjiawan, Guangshan County, Henan Province. At the age of six, he was sent to the landlord's house as a cowboy. After riding on the back of a cow for two years, I finally ran to a passing painter to beg because I couldn't stand the master's beating and cursing. Painters are born with a bad temper, and they punch and kick when they are not satisfied with their work. 1 1 years old, life is hard. In a rage, Qian Jun went to Shaolin Temple to become a monk. General Qian Jun later told his friend an interesting story: The day after he entered Shaolin Temple, the monk on duty ordered him to make a fire. Stand a stake in front of the stove, about the size of a bowl. The general asked, "Where is the chopper?" The monk on duty raised his hand and said, "This is a knife." The general was surprised. I saw the monk on duty twisting wooden stakes one by one, such as twisting dough and tearing cotton wool. In an instant, the stake broke into pieces. Since then, the general has been practicing martial arts. I have lived in Shaolin Temple in Qian Jun for five years, and I have developed a set of martial arts, especially the iron palm. His cinnabar palm is like a sharp steel axe. A big stone, as soon as you palm it down, will break immediately. As for chopping blue bricks, it's just like chopping tofu. /kloc-for more than 0/000 years, a row of iron clouds weighing one or two hundred kilograms has been hanging high in front of Dongliao House in front of the abbot hall of Shaolin Temple. Whenever all the monks and nuns in the temple get together to do Buddhism or concentrate on transmitting information, the deacon will ring the notice of Yunxing. Qian Jun used this row of clouds to practice his arm strength, taking quietness as the standard. I have practiced this every day for several years. Finally, Qian Jun was able to pick it up with one hand, his face remained calm, and he was panting as usual. Today, this cloud is still hanging in its place, making a sound that resounds through the sky every day. 1927 was personally introduced by the comrades and sworn in as party member. After the failure of the Great Revolution, he joined the revolutionary army led by the Party. Since then, in the mountainous areas of Hubei, Henan and Anhui, in the snowy mountains and grasslands, in the hard years of war, his martial arts and his tower-like strength have made him even more powerful in the war. Even if you encounter difficulties that ordinary people can't overcome, you can save a life and win. They are called "winning generals" in the army. He practiced martial arts at Shaolin Temple in Qian Jun, but he seldom publicized martial arts, both inside and outside the army. Except for a few senior generals, not many people know that he is familiar with martial arts. The reason for this is that they are afraid that too much publicity will arouse everyone's curiosity, and they all come to ask for a competition, fearing that they may accidentally hurt their comrades. He often said, "People who know martial arts are different from those who don't. Sometimes shooting doesn't mean hurting people, but it often backfires and accidentally hurts people. Sometimes because of the need of the enemy, I will use my martial arts mercilessly. Among comrades, I was invited to try boxing, fight with each other, arm wrestling and so on. In most cases, I pretend to be a "dwarf" and am willing to bow to the wind, so I will not let go easily. Of course, sometimes it doesn't spoil everyone's fun, or it is very fun, and sometimes it will be revealed. " When he was still working in Wuhan foundry, he was worried about his poor brothers who had worked hard all day. After work, Qian Jun was covered in sweat and gas, practicing hard qigong. He let three strong men stand with their bellies crossed, only to hear him say "hi", and the three big men were thrown to the ground at the same time. After People's Republic of China (PRC) was founded, he occasionally performed Zhu. After he became the deputy commander of the Nanjing Military Region, he went to northern Jiangsu to inspect the militia work. During the evening break, the cadres asked him to perform "chopping stones". But in northern Jiangsu and Ma Pingchuan, where can I find suitable stones at that time? Finally, I found a piece of bluestone pressed pickles. This stone weighs at least 20 pounds. It is bare and wet, and it is placed on the table in the middle of the main house. "Can Commander Qian really split?" "Meat hands can break stones. I have never seen it! " inside

How far the cracked stone slag jumped! There is also an interesting story about Qian Jun's kung fu: Zhang Caiqian, Wang Bicheng and Tao Yong, three deputy commanders of the Nanjing Military Region, who are having a meeting at the Shanghai Yan 'an Hotel, are squatting together and chatting quietly after morning exercises. Suddenly, "alas!" Tao Yong deputy commander said loudly. He felt that he was lifted off the ground by a big hand. Two deputy commanders squatted on one side, smoking and chatting, screaming, and suddenly realized that General Tao Yong around them was gone. Hurry up and return to god from the inexplicable panic. It turned out that the "Hercules" who quietly came among them and held up Tao Yong in one hand was none other than the famous "General Iron Palm" and Qian Jun, commander of the Zhejiang Military Region, who was nearly seventy years old. General Xu, who was born in Shaolin Temple, has similar personality and deep feelings. In his later years, General Xu often went there, and the two chatted enthusiastically. You say east, he says west, and the answers are irrelevant. However, the two generals enjoyed it. One day, Xu talked with the general for more than an hour. When he came back, he asked his secretary, "What did Commander Qian say?" Pass it on as a joke. General Qian Jun liked painting in his later years and was called "General Painter". Anyone praised the general's painting, and General Qian Jun replied, "Riding an ox like a donkey." His funny personality can be seen.