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True story: A ghost crashed into a wall on a dead mountain at night.

Dead wood mountain is a famous tomb-robbing mountain, and it is a place with heavy yin. There are many ancient tombs on the mountain, and you can often see the dense bones dug up by some grave robbers.

Xiao Li was dubious about the ghost hitting the wall and thought it was mysterious, so he planned to go to deadwood Mountain to see if there were any ghosts hitting the wall. Xiao Li, Xiao Hei and several other courageous friends specially chose the night of July, and gathered at the foot of Dead Wood Mountain at 1 1 30, bringing DV, night vision goggles, walkie-talkie, driving recorder, crowbar and other equipment, as well as food and drink.

As soon as the group gathered, they saw a faint light flashing in the grass at the foot of the mountain. After walking for more than ten meters, they saw several figures squatting in the grass to burn buns. Stacks of paper money were thrown into the fire, and the lights flickered.

This gloomy atmosphere has halved the self-confidence of the Ghost Hunters. A few people gathered up their courage and continued to walk to the parking lot of deadwood mountain, where there was a path up the mountain. But Xiao Li suddenly realized one thing-so many masculine and lean men went up the mountain together, and the ghosts were scared away. What's the point? So, only one person can be sent up.

So, who's in

Usually, when it comes to catching ghosts, everyone is full of pride, but this time, it is different. Everyone is laughing at others and saying, "You must be afraid to go up, right?" Everyone is praying silently, hoping that that person must not be himself. At this time, it was suggested that the stone, scissors and cloth were forgotten, and the loser went up.

In this way, Zhu Xiao lost. He is a muscle trainer. He looks very strong and has a strong sun. Everyone trusts him. So too many cooks and crowds equipped him and lit up his way up the mountain with flashlights.

Zhu Xiao, don't walk and say, "Dear uncles, aunts, uncles and dads, I'm sorry today. I'm not sensible. Don't blame me for coming and jumping up. "

This sentence spread to the following through the intercom. Xiao Li didn't want them to start laughing, but suddenly he felt a little cold in his back and couldn't laugh.

Zhu Xiao, don't go further and further. Minutes, let's ask about the situation on the intercom. Zhu Xiao was scared to death, and then he sang, which made everyone very upset. Someone shouted at him, "Stop singing, it's easy to tease ghosts." Zhu Xiao stopped immediately.

After a while, Zhu Xiao suddenly said on the intercom, "Oh, I'm afraid I really hit the wall, and now I'm back to my original appearance." Everyone suddenly got goose bumps and asked about the situation quickly. He went on to say, "I've passed several intersections, obviously downhill, and now it's uphill." There is a fork in the road ahead. Which way should I go? "

Xiao Li was really scared out in a cold sweat. When he was a child, he went back to deadwood Mountain so many times and never saw any fork in the road. Zhu Xiao didn't see anything. Xiao Li didn't dare to think much. He quickly said to Zhu Xiao, "There are three forks in the dead wood mountain. Don't worry about that, just go straight ahead. "

Xiao Li said, the whole scene, including the intercom, was equally quiet, only hearing Zhu Xiao's heavy breathing ... After a while, Zhu Xiaocai really collapsed. He said that he was still at this intersection, and his tone was already crying.

Xiao Li still wants him to go back. Just then, Zhu Xiao didn't say, "Hey, wait, wait, I see a man in front!" " "

In the middle of the night, at the time of Ghost Festival, how can there be others besides this ghost hunting team? Everyone panicked and shouted at the walkie-talkie: "No one, come back!" "

Zhu Xiao's voice floated a little: "Don't worry, I'll go and have a look ..." Just then, the intercom suddenly made a sharp noise. Then no matter how everyone shouted into the walkie-talkie and how anxious they were, there was no news at the other end.

Xiao Li looked at the time. 12 is exactly midnight. Suddenly an evil wind blew, making the branches "crash". ...

Xiao Li dialed another telephone of Zhu Xiao, and a cold female voice came from the receiver, reminding him that no one answered. He was so scared that he really wanted to run down and stop a taxi to go home. But after all, he invited the shed and must be responsible for his companions. After a pause, he said to several others, "Come on, let's go up and find Zhu Xiao."

Five young men, full of brothers, bowed their heads and walked gingerly on the path. Graves piled up on both sides of the road, colorful paper flowers hung on the trees, and the paper money left over from burning paper bags was blown everywhere by the wind. ...

After walking for more than ten minutes, I really came to a fork in the road, and Xiao Li suddenly felt a little cranky. After walking for about five minutes, I suddenly saw the light of a flashlight in front. It's Zhu Xiao! No, why is there a figure behind him?

Everyone rushed up, and it was a scolding-"Why didn't you answer the phone?" Zhu Xiao didn't answer: "I just want to scare you, haha." When people asked who the man behind them was, he smiled and told them that the man was a staff member of the Dead Wood Mountain Scenic Area.

Xiao Li asked the staff who walked at night every day if they had ever met a ghost hitting the wall. My brother smiled and said, "I know what this is all about. Come with me. " He went to the fork in the road ahead, put a pack of toilet paper and asked them to follow him. Then he came to another fork in the road.

"Look, are these two forks the same?"

When Xiao Li and them saw it, the roadside was dark, and the broken lines between those trees and the road were almost identical, really similar.

"There is no toilet paper at this intersection, which proves that you are not at the previous intersection at all. You just feel that you have returned to the previous intersection. "

Xiao Li suddenly realized that perhaps those who got lost in the mountains were mostly because the reference objects were too similar, and it was inevitable that they would run into a wall after a long time.

After that experience, he thought, could the flame be too high and his yang be too strong? What happens if a girl who cares about Yin Qi goes up there?

Hehe, who knows.