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Why are there wonderful school rules in recent years?
The school has formulated various wonderful school rules, which actually reflects the shortcomings of the country's current education.
Here are some wonderful school rules for everyone:
? 1, middle school students will be fined for violating discipline, and students will be fined for living expenses if they don't eat. This kind of thing often happens when I was a student. It's called a fine shift fee activity, but it's really a shift fee activity. But this one-size-fits-all behavior really makes people feel inappropriate. After all, students belong to consumer groups, and they don't have their own financial resources. When the school formulates this school regulation, can it consider the financial affordability of students? ! Besides, the people's traffic police have tickets and invoices. Is this another invoice?
2. A private school in Longwan District of Wenzhou stipulates that same-sex students are too close, and they should be fined in class to prevent puppy love. Seeing this, my heart broke down. Why not the opposite sex, but the same sex? ......................................................................................................................................................
3. A high school in Henan stipulates that five people must be present and the place is bright for the communication between boys and girls! ! I was shocked at that time! As can be seen from this school rule, high school has recognized that boys and girls can communicate, but there is a big premise for communication, that is, someone must be on the scene. What I want to say is, is it awkward to find five couples to fall in love in the school leadership office? ! Isn't school a place to study? How come the school has taken the initiative to admit that it can openly fall in love during school? I just want to ask if the school rules are still there, and I really want to go back to study.
4. A university stipulates not to get up at 8 o'clock? From the school's rules and regulations, we can see the school's deep concern and love for college students. Now the university has gradually evolved into a "nursing home for young people". Many students suddenly lost control of the university and gradually indulged themselves after experiencing the inhuman dark time of the college entrance examination. In high school, they might have to get up before six o'clock in the morning, but now they can stay in bed for a day. I just don't understand why the whole school should be in informed criticism. College students are not children. We should guide them correctly, not arbitrarily! Can't turn "for the good of students" into a shield.
5. Eat three meals a day in the canteen. I believe that many friends have experienced such a thing in junior high school and high school. They can't buy food outside, so they can only eat it in the school cafeteria. It is understandable that schools outsource canteens for profit. What people can't understand is why it doesn't reflect on why it would rather go out to eat over the courtyard wall than eat in the school cafeteria. !
6. A university in Guangdong requires freshmen to sign a suicide waiver. This is really an unstable record. Life is worth a piece of paper in the eyes of this school. This behavior of the school can be characterized as shirking responsibility. The school is not only a place for teaching and educating people, but also a second home for students. It is no exaggeration to say that many people spend much more time at school than at home. This is the students' second home. It happens that the parents of this family want their children to sign a suicide waiver, that is, not to let others die! ?
Finally, to sum up: the reason why the "wonderful" school rules make people angry makes people laugh and cry. It is not only because the school rules are unreasonable, but also because he has done something that violates the basic legal concept and infringes on the legitimate rights and interests of students under the banner of "being good for students". This is the fundamental reason why the "wonderful" school rules are difficult to stand on.
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