Who knows what is the funniest joke in the world?

Liu Neng's classic language: I hope I can help you again.

1. I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.

I am not a straw boat, so don't send your bitch to me.

You are short-lived, and my fatness is temporary.

I am not a bone, so I can't let every dog run after me.

5.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. I will send her to God in my mission.

6. Don't come to me when you are bored, or I will look redundant.

7. Country, why don't you take the face to study bulletproof vests?

8. I'm not a TV, so don't stare at me all the time.

9. Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

10. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

1 1. There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

12. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it to tease mosquitoes and make them anxious.

13. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

14. Don't give me pressure, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

15. Weeding is at noon, and nothing depends on the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

16. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine ~

17. If the daughter-in-law is gone, you can find it again. Mom, there is only one.

18. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.

19. If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

20. Let the storm come more violently, and let the date get soaked.

2 1 Without toad, swans would be lonely.

22. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

23. You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

Let's compare which of these two fish is handsome. Handsome is tomorrow's dish.

I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.

26. You know how brave I need to dial your number, but did you turn off your phone?

27. Do you invite others to dinner every time? Actually, I'm starving.

28. Yes. How famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are not allowed to play pornographic content.

29. Dad says handsome men lie, and Mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

30. It is better to be heartless than to be heartbroken.

3 1. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

32. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

34. Grab the child's hand and drag him away. If you don't go, you'll faint. Keep dragging him.

35. Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence …

36. Always walking in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hands?

37. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

38. The most attractive person is Master Kong, who attracts thousands of people every day.

39. I'm actually in good shape, fat but not greasy.

40. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

4 1. There are too many bacteria in the outside world, and I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

42. Why not let the devil make the mare go?

43. Don't compare people with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.