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What are the cold copywriters suitable for sending friends?

0 1 1, on such a cold day, all the places outside the bed are far away, and all the places beyond the reach of hands are foreign lands.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold, which made me unconscious.

The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

It's cold, so taking a bath is something that can't be stopped from the beginning.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

6, flying snowflakes, white the whole world, gentle and considerate you, but also warm my four seasons. Honey, I am willing to stay with you all the time.

7. The weather is very cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

8. It's cold, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up.

9. The most sorry thing all winter is the hand that sticks out from the bed to play with the mobile phone.

10, the weather is cold. I hope the people I love and those who love me will not get sick and have a good winter.

1 1, it is absolutely true love that you can put your cold hand on his back in cold weather.

12, the darkness before dawn, the coldest moment of the day, please believe that if I cry at this moment, it is only because the night wind is too cold and too urgent, not because of you.

13, you said cold, I said cold.

14, I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

15, it's cold, take care of yourself!

16. I haven't taken pictures for a long time. It's cold to change your hairstyle. Remember to wear long pants.

17, the spring breeze is not as good as yours. Remember to wear long trousers in cold weather.

18, so cold. Someone give me a warm hug?

19, the coldest place is not the South Pole, but the place without you.

20. I can't give you a hug when it is cold, and I don't want you to take medicine.

2 1, I am not cold, but my hands are cold.

22. It's cold. Don't be cold. Remember to put on more clothes. After all, I'm not around.

Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sick.

24. I really envy those people with short legs. Cold quilts can at least cover their feet.

25. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I'll put my own pockets.

26. The weather is very cold. Let's sleep together sometime

27. I wonder if Yue Lao knitted a sweater with my red thread.

Be good to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.

29. In such a cold day, single dog will be upgraded to full of ice and ice!

30. It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

3 1. On this day, the person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

32. It's so cold that you can't move. Seeing you is like seeing the sunshine.

33. Take an umbrella when it rains, dress when it is cold, laugh when you are happy, and cry when you are sad. If no one loves you, love yourself.

34. The weather is cold and the heart is warm. My blessing to you is forever; People are far away, my heart is near, and my thoughts about you remain unchanged.

It's cold, put on more clothes, or you'll catch a cold, give it to me and blow your head off.