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Ying Ning (Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio)
It was the Lantern Festival on the fifteenth day of the first month, and my cousin Wu Sheng invited him to play. Just outside the village, my uncle's servant called Wu Sheng away. Seeing many women playing, the prince took the opportunity to wander alone. I saw a girl with a maid and a plum blossom in her hand. She is beautiful and smiling. Wang Shengzhi stared at his eyes in a daze, but forgot to avoid it. The girl walked over a few steps and said to the maid, "This young man has bright eyes like a thief!" " "Say that finish, he threw the flowers on the ground and walked away with a smile. Wang Sheng picked up the flowers, feeling very disappointed and came back in frustration, as if he had lost his soul.
At home, Wang Sheng hid the flowers under the pillow and fell asleep with his head down, neither talking nor eating. Mother was very worried when she saw him like this and asked God for advice everywhere. His illness worsened and he soon became thinner. Asking the doctor to take medicine doesn't work. I have been in a daze all day. Mother asked him how he got sick, but he just kept silent and didn't answer. Just when Wu Sheng came, the Queen Mother told him to ask his son secretly. Wu Sheng went to bed, and Wang was extremely nervous and afraid. Ethan felt that his body couldn't move, so he just stood stiffly. That's it. I don't know how long it took. In the mirror, Ashali slowly walked out of the bathroom. At this time, Li Yuan found that the shirt on his back was soaked with sweat. Li Yuan flew to her bed and covered herself with a quilt. Only in this way can she feel safe. Li Yuan couldn't sleep that night, and she always felt that the woman was everywhere. So I stayed up all night. On the first day, Li Yuan rushed out of the house early. I cried when I saw it. Wu Sheng sat by the bed, said something comforting and asked him what was wrong. Wang Sheng told him that he saw a beautiful girl and begged him to do something. Vu Thang smiled and said, "Brother, you are stupid enough. Isn't this wish easy to realize? " Let me check it for you. Walking in the countryside will not be a big family. If there is no betrothal, it is considered a success. Even if they are engaged, they will promise to spend more money on bride price. As long as you get better, I will take care of it. "After hearing what Wu Sheng said, Wang Sheng smiled.
Wu Sheng came out and explained the situation to the Queen Mother. The queen mother hurriedly sent someone to inquire about the girl's residence, but she had no clue. The queen mother was worried, but she couldn't figure out a way. Since Wu Sheng left, Wang Sheng felt at ease and went to eat. A few days later, Wu Sheng visited again. Wang Sheng asked how things were going. Wu Sheng had to coax him into saying, "I have found out. Who did I think it was? It turned out to be my aunt's girl, your aunt's cousin, and we are not engaged yet. Although it is not suitable for in-laws to get married, I remember saying that my favorite plant is this kind of plant, which blooms in the pond and produces a unique seclusion, which confirms an ancient saying: "The mud does not stick, but it is clear." "Honey, but to be honest, it's not impossible!" The old man said, "This is natural. What I'm saying is, don't tell anyone when this Taoist friend helps you out at home, in case the prayer ceremony is interrupted halfway. " Wang Sheng beamed with joy and asked, "Where do you live?" Wu Sheng lied to him and said, "It's in the southwest mountain, more than 30 miles from here." Wang Sheng repeatedly urged Wu Sheng to clap his chest and say, "Don't worry."
Since then, Wang Sheng has eaten a lot of rice, and his condition has gradually improved. Wang Sheng looked under the pillow. Although the flowers have withered, they have not dropped their petals. Playing with flowers in his hand, he suddenly missed silently-the light in the bathroom went out! Like a girl standing in front of you. But my cousin didn't come for a long time, so he sent a message to invite him and said he couldn't come because of something. The king was angry and depressed, and he was unhappy all day. Afraid that he would get sick again, his mother hurried to intercede for him. But whenever he mentioned it, he shook his head and disagreed, looking forward to Wu Shenglai every day. Wang Sheng was very unhappy that Wu Sheng didn't come all the time. On second thought, three miles is not far, so why rely on others? So, I put the plum blossom in my sleeve and got angry. I left alone without telling my family.
Wang Sheng is lonely and has nowhere to ask for directions. He just keeps walking towards the mountains in the southwest. After walking for about 30 miles, it was refreshing to see mountains surrounded by green everywhere, but there was no one around, only paths were feasible. Looking around for a while, I vaguely saw a small village among the flowers and trees at the bottom of the valley. He went down into the village. There are not many houses. Although they are straw houses, they are very neat and elegant. One faces north. There are some weeping willows in front of the door. Peach blossoms and apricot blossoms are in full bloom in the wall, with bamboo in between. Birds are jumping and singing on the branches. This must be someone's pavilion, so Wang Sheng didn't dare to rush in. Looking back, there was a smooth and clean stone, just sitting down and resting. After a while, I heard a woman shout from the wall: "Xiao Rong!" " The voice is clear and delicate. Just as I stood up and listened carefully, I saw a girl coming from east to west, holding an apricot flower in her hand, and was about to bow her head to tie her hair. When she looked up, she saw Wang Sheng without flowers. She put them in with a smile. Take a closer look, it's the girl I met on the Yuanjie Road last year. He was happy, but there was no reason to go in. I want to call menstruation, but I haven't contacted him for fear of making a wrong number; Look at the door, no one can ask. I sat down, stood up and walked around, looking around from morning until after noon. I was so eager to see it that I forgot my thirst. I see a woman peeping through half of her face from time to time. She seems surprised that the man didn't leave here.
Suddenly, an old mother came out on crutches, looked at Wang Sheng and said, "Where did you get a young man?" Listen, I came early in the morning and have been here ever since. what do you want to do? Aren't you hungry? "Wang Sheng quickly stood up and bowed. I was out of breath in the morning, so I got a bank card. What he described and what I experienced. Is there such a coincidence in the world? A: "I'm here to visit my relatives." The old mother was deaf and couldn't hear clearly, so Wang Sheng said it again loudly. The old mother asked, "What's your relative's surname?" Wang Sheng couldn't answer. The old mother smiled: "strange, I don't even know my last name." What relatives are you visiting? "It seems that you are also a nerd. Why don't you come to my house first, have some simple food, and then stay overnight? Go back and ask tomorrow, and it's not too late to come again. " Wang Sheng was hungry at this moment and wanted to eat. He was very happy to see the girl when he went in, so he followed his old mother into the door.
As soon as Wang Sheng entered the door, he saw a white stone road with red flowers on both sides. Winding to the west, entering the door again, the yard is full of bean sheds and flower stands. Wang Sheng was invited into the room. The white wall in the room is as bright as a mirror, and the branches of Haitang outside the window are reflected indoors. Chairs and mattresses are very clean. Hardly had I sat down when someone poked his head out of the window and the old mother shouted, "Xiao Rong! Cook quickly! " The maid outside screamed. After taking a seat, Wang Sheng talked about his family background. The old mother asked, "Is your grandfather surnamed Wu? Menstruation also praised her for her skill and lack of kung fu. My aunt said, "He is not such a person, and he can't do such a thing. "The small baskets I brought are full. Most of them were caught by the little girl. Seeing that the small baskets were full, I found an open space to sit down and chat. Chatting and chatting, the little girl waved and the aunt fell asleep. The door opened, but A Zheng froze. "Yes." The old mother said in surprise, "You are my nephew and your mother is my sister. Over the years, because the family is poor and there are no boys, we have lost contact. My nephew is so old that I don't know him yet. " Wang Sheng went on to say, "This time I came to see my period. I am so busy that I forget my last name! " The old mother said, "My name is Qin, and I have no children or daughters. It's just that this girl is not my own. Her mother remarried and left it to me, but she was not stupid. Except for the lack of * * *, she laughed all day and didn't know how to worry. Let her admit you later. "
Soon, the maid brought food, the old mother advised Wang Sheng to eat, and the maid came to clean up the dishes. The old mother said, "Go and call Miss Ning." The girl answered, stayed for a long time, and heard laughter outside. The old mother shouted again, "Ying Ning, your cousin is here." Laugh at the door. The maid gave her a push, but Ying Ning still covered her mouth, so she kept laughing. The old mother was angry: "There are guests here. What's the feeling of always smiling like this?" The girl stood by with a smile, and Wang Sheng made a series of moves forward. The old mother said, "This is your cousin Wang, your aunt's child. It's a joke that one family doesn't know another. " Wang Sheng asked, "How old is my sister?" The old mother didn't hear you clearly, so Wang Sheng said it again. The girl laughed so hard that she couldn't help it. The old mother said to Wang Sheng, "I said this is * * *, you can see it. It's sixteen, and I'm still as stupid as a child. " Wang Sheng said, "One year younger than me!" "Oh, my nephew is seventeen. Is he a horse? " Wang Sheng nodded. "Where is my niece?" Answer: "Not yet!" "Ah, as talented and beautiful as my nephew, why aren't you married? Ying Ning has no husband's family. You are a couple made in heaven, but it's a pity that cousins are hard to marry. " Wang Sheng said nothing, just staring at Ying Ning. The maid whispered to the girl, "Your eyes are burning, and your thief's voice has not changed!" " Ying Ning smiled again and said to the maid, "Go and see if the peaches are in bloom." I quickly stood up, covered my mouth with my sleeve and trotted out. When I went outside, I burst out laughing.
At this time, the old mother stood up, told the maid to tidy up, and said, "It's not easy for my nephew to come. Stay for three or five days and then take you home. If you are bored, there is a small garden behind the house. You can go there to play. There are also books to read here! "
The next day, Wang Sheng came to the house, and sure enough, there was a small garden half an acre. The tender grass is as green as a carpet, and Yang Shuhua is scattered all over the path. There are three straw houses surrounded by flowers and trees. He was walking among the flowers when he heard the rustling of trees. He looked up and found Ying Ning sitting in a tree. She almost laughed when she saw Wang Sheng coming. Wang Sheng quickly shouted, "Stop laughing, or you will fall!" Ying Ning laughed with her and couldn't help it. She hurried down to the ground, missed, and fell to the ground at once, which stopped laughing. Wang Sheng helped her up and secretly pinched her wrist. Ying Ning smiled again and leaned against the tree, unable to walk. It took a long time to stop laughing. Wang Sheng waited for her to smile, and then showed her the plum blossom in her sleeve. Ying Ning took the flowers and said, "When the flowers are dry, why do you still keep them?" Wang Sheng said, "My sister threw this away during the Lantern Festival, so I kept it." Ying Ning asked, "What's the point of keeping it?" Wang Sheng said, "You can't forget your love! I've missed you since I met you last Lantern Festival, and I'm sick. I realized that I couldn't live any longer. I didn't expect to meet you today I hope you can be pitiful! " Ying Ning said, "This is no small matter. We are relatives and can't bear to part. When my cousin leaves, I will give you a big bunch of flowers in the garden. " Wang Sheng said, "Sister is so stupid." "How stupid?" "I am not a flower lover, I am a flower lover." "Between relatives, natural love, Xiao Wu suddenly enlighted. It turns out that they are the perpetrators who have been tracking down for so many days! However, for the first time, it may be the only time. It goes without saying that Xiao Wu pays high tribute to these persistent perpetrators. "Wang Sheng said," I'm talking about love not between relatives, but between husband and wife. "What's the difference?" "Sleep together at night." Ying Ning pondered for a long time and said, "I'm not used to sleeping with strangers!" "Words haven't say that finish, the maid came quietly. Wang Sheng panicked and left in a hurry.
After a while, both Wang Sheng and Ying Ning returned to their old mother's room. The old mother asked, "Where are you all going?" Ying Ning replied, "Chatting in the garden." The old mother said, "The meal has been cooked for a long time. If you don't see me, what is there to say? " Ying Ning said, "Cousin wants to sleep with me." Wang Sheng was very embarrassed and quickly stared at her, but Ying Ning smiled and stopped talking. The old mother didn't listen clearly and asked. Ying Ning asked, "Shouldn't you have said it just now?" Wang Sheng said, "This is a betrayal." "Back to others, but also back to mother? Besides, sleeping is a common thing. Why should we avoid it? " Wang Sheng had to sigh her stupidity, but he couldn't make her understand. It's terrible: please keep it! )
After dinner, Wang Sheng's family led two donkeys to find them. It turned out that when my mother saw that Wang Sheng had not come home for a long time, she became suspicious. She looked everywhere in the village, but there was no trace, so she asked Wu Sheng. Wu Sheng remembered what he had said before and told him to look for it in the southwest mountain. He found several villages along the way before he found here. Just as Wang Sheng came to the door, he met him. Wang Sheng told her mother what her family was looking for and offered to take Ying Ning home. The old mother liked it very much and said, "I haven't had this idea for a day, but I can't go far when I am old." It's great to have a nephew take my sister to recognize my aunt! "Busy to call Ying Ning, Ying Ning came over with a smile. The old mother said, "What's so gratifying? I always laugh. If I don't laugh, I am a complete person! " "Glared angrily, and then said," your cousin will take you with him. Get dressed quickly. " After entertaining my family for dinner, I sent them out and said, "My aunt is rich and can support idle people. Don't rush back, learn a little manners and wait on your in-laws in the future. I'll ask your aunt to find you a good husband's family. "
Wang Sheng and Ying Ning are on their way together. When they reached the mountain pass, they looked back. It seems that the old mother is still leaning against the door. When she got home, the mother was surprised to see her son bring such a beautiful girl and asked whose family it was. Wang Sheng said, is my aunt's daughter. Mother said, "What your cousin just said is a lie. I have no sister. Where can I find a niece? " When the girl asked again, Ying Ning replied, "I was not born to this mother. My father's surname is Qin. I was still in my arms when I died, and I can't remember it. " Mother said, "I do have a younger sister who married the Qin family and is long gone. How can she still be there? " I asked what kind of eyebrow eye face it was, and Ying Ning said it was quite consistent. Mother said in surprise, "Sister is like this! But I have been dead for many years, how can I still be alive? "
When Wu Sheng came, Ying Ning hid in the back room. Wu Sheng asked why, thought for a long time and suddenly said, "Is this girl's name Ying Ning?" Wang Sheng agreed. Wu Sheng said, "Strange things, strange things!" Everyone asks what's going on. Wu Sheng said, "After Qin's aunt died, my uncle lived alone and fell in love with a fox spirit. The fox fairy gave birth to a girl named Ying Ning. She slept in the bed and was seen by her family. After my uncle died of illness, Fox Fairy said, "I'm afraid you're drunk today and you have to get up early tomorrow." Song Jian explained. And often visit. Later, they asked Zhang Tianshi to give them an exorcism symbol and hang it on the wall. The fox fairy took the girl away. Is this girl the same girl? "
In this room, you are studying suspicious places, but in that room, there are a lot of laughter, all of which are Ying Ning's laughter. Mother sighed and said, "What a silly girl!" "Wu Sheng wants to meet Ying Ning. Mother went into the back room, but the girl still laughed very hard. Mother urged her out. She tried to smile and stayed against the wall for a while before going out of the back room. Just after the visit, I hurried into the room and laughed again. All the women in the room were laughed at. Wu Sheng proposed to go to the girl's house to see what was strange, and proposed marriage by the way. Find your village, where is the house? I only see sporadic mountain flowers. My aunt's burial place seems to be not far from here, but the grave has disappeared, so I have to come back with surprise and sigh.
Wang Sheng's mother also suspected that the girl was a ghost, so she went in and told her that Wu Sheng had not found her home, and the girl was not surprised. I pity her for not having a home, but the girl is not sad, just laughing. Everyone can't figure out what's going on. Mother arranged for her to live with her daughters. She got up early in the morning without saying hello. No one can match the exquisite needlework. Even if you love to laugh, there's nothing anyone can do, but it's gentle and quiet, and it's beautiful to laugh crazy. All the big girls and little wives in the neighborhood are willing to be close to her. Mother chose a good day to marry her, but she was afraid that she was a ghost. She secretly looked at her in the sun, and her shadow was just like ordinary people. My son was in a hurry to get married again and got married.
On an auspicious day, she wore a wedding dress, and Ying Ning couldn't help laughing, so the wedding couldn't be held. Wang Sheng is worried about her stupidity. A few days later, it seemed that she was considerate and Wang Sheng was satisfied. Sometimes, my mother gets angry. Whenever Ying Ning appears and smiles, my mother will get angry. The maids made a little mistake and were afraid of being beaten. They often begged Ying Ning to talk in her mother's room, and then the maids went in to apologize, which usually exempted them from punishment. However, Ying Ning's love for flowers has become a quirk. In order to find a good variety, she looked for relatives. I secretly pawned the jewelry and bought it back. In this way, a few months later, flowers were planted everywhere in the front yard.
Behind the house is a woody vine, near the neighbor Jia Xi. Ying Ning often climbs trees, picks flowers, ties them into a bun and puts them in a vase. Mother sometimes meets her and often scolds her, but Ying Ning never changes. One day, the son of a west neighbor saw Ying Ning picking flowers, was attracted by her beauty, and stared at her. Ying Ning not only didn't shy away, but smiled when he saw the dull scene. The west neighbor thinks that Ying Ning has a crush on himself, and he is even more fascinated. Ying Ning pointed to the bottom of the wall and went down. The west neighbor thought it meant the place where he dated, and he was very happy. In the evening, Xi Nez went and Ying Ning was there. Xinez rushed up to hug, and his body seemed to be pricked by an awl. The pain was terrible. He cried and fell to the ground. Look carefully, which one is Ying Ning? What fell on the wall was a dry wooden stick, which was full of holes soaked by rain. When the neighbors heard the shouts, they quickly asked what was wrong. The neighbor just gave a sigh, but didn't speak. The wife came and the neighbor told the truth. I lit a lamp to shine in the hole of the stick and saw a big scorpion inside, like a small crab. The father next door cut a stick to catch a scorpion and killed it. He took his son home. In the middle of the night, the neighbor's son died.
The father next door reported to the county government that Ying Ning was a demon. The county magistrate always liked Wang Sheng's talent and knew that Wang Sheng was a loyal scholar. He thought his neighbor's father was falsely accused and wanted to punish him. Wang Sheng pleaded with his neighbor's father to release the helpless truth to his home.
Mother said to Ying Ning, "I am so stupid and frivolous! I know that if I laugh too much, I will hide my worries! The county magistrate was wise and didn't tie up our family; If the county magistrate is confused, he must arrest his daughter-in-law and go to court for questioning. In that case, how can my son face his relatives and friends? " Ying Ning became serious and vowed not to laugh again. Mother said, "How can people not laugh? Just laughing. " Ying Ning never laughed again. Although she deliberately teased her, she didn't laugh, but she didn't look sad all day.
One night, Ying Ning wept at Wang Sheng. Wang Sheng was very surprised. Ying Ning sobbed and said, "In the past, because the days that followed were very short, I was afraid of accidents and surprises. Now I can see that my mother-in-law and you love me very much and have no other thoughts. Maybe it won't prevent me from saying it directly! I was born a fox. When my mother left, she entrusted me to Guimu and turned over, meaning to let me in. I also sideways, from her side into the room. It took more than ten years to get to this point. I don't have a brother, I have to rely on you. I, Guimu, live alone in the ravine, and nobody cares to bury her. She often grieves for it in her grave. If you are willing to spend money to let the underground people eliminate their grief, it may make it impossible for those who raise their daughters to abandon and drown the girls. " Wang Sheng promised to come down, just worried that the grave would be submerged in weeds. Ying Ning said not to worry.
According to the agreed date, Mr. and Mrs. Wang put the coffin in the car. Ying Ning walked into the grass and pointed out the cemetery. After the excavation, she saw the body of her old mother, and her muscles and skin were not rotted. Ying Ning stroked the body and burst into tears. The two of them wrapped up their old mother and carried her back to find the graveyard of the Qin family and buried it together. That night, Wang Sheng dreamed that her old mother came to thank her and told Ying Ning when she woke up. Ying Ning said, "I saw her at night, and my mother told me not to bother you." Wang Sheng complained that she didn't leave her old mother. Ying Ning said, "She is a ghost. The living people here are all yang, how can you live forever! " Wang Sheng asked Xiao Rong again, and Ying Ning said, "She is also a fox spirit, the most beautiful. Mother fox left her to take care of me and often brought food to feed me. I will always remember her kindness. People want to see the world in the first space, but they can't see it. "
The following methods can be used: Germany. Asked my mother last night that Xiaorong was married. "
Since then, every year, during the Cold Food Festival, he and his wife will go to the Qin family cemetery to sweep the grave without interruption. A year later, Ying Ning gave birth to a son. The child is also very strange. He is not afraid of strangers in his arms. He grins at everyone. He's just like his mother!
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