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Fifty things to say in the circle of friends who leave their jobs and go to new positions

Talking about friends who left their jobs and went to new positions (Part 1)

1. I am extremely proud. I have gained so much along the way, all of which were given to me by the company. However, due to personal reasons, I cannot continue to contribute my meager strength to the company's glorious tomorrow, and I feel deeply sorry for this.

2. Life is so depressing. After working for seven years, you will have nothing in the end. You can only resign and go home.

3. Everyone must give me courage tomorrow. I am going to resign. Ahhhhhh.

4. The company today has your contribution, and the company needs your support tomorrow. The bridge is engraved with your contributions, and the company is proud of you.

5. Be grateful and thank everyone who helps you.

6. I resigned, and I felt a sense of relief that I couldn’t adapt to for a while. Finally we no longer need those foreigners.

7. Getting drunk is just to find a suitable excuse for your willful longing.

8. Resigned! 12 years of professional experience! Relax both physically and mentally! National institutions! Many colleagues can’t figure it out! Why don't you think about such a stable unit? Maybe we should really think about the future!

9. It is best not to know each other, so that we can never be separated.

10. There are 10,000 reasons for wanting to resign every day, especially during class. I really can’t control it in the first grade.

11. I feel much more relaxed after resigning. With such a heavy burden to help others, it is better to go out and see the outside world! Get ready to say goodbye.

12. I want to resign even more just because I have to use the rice cooker every time. ?

13. When I meet my aunt when I am tired from work, I want to leave my job for 60 seconds every minute. If you persist for another twenty-two days, you can go out and take a big wave.

14. Only farming and reading will benefit future generations.

15. The sorrow of separation is due to the joy of reunion. If there is twice as much joy in reunion, then I would rather endure greater sorrow.

16. Thank you to my friends who love me deeply and stand by me through thick and thin.

17. I feel much more relaxed after resigning. Instead of burdening others with such a heavy burden, it is better to go out and see the outside world! Prepare to say goodbye. Talk about the circle of friends who left their jobs and went to new positions (Part 2)

18. I have never owned you for even a second, but it seems that I have lost you ten thousand times.

19. It was so infuriating that I resigned. There is a difference between grinding and torture. Either enduring it or resolving it is a good way to resolve it. Timely rejection and distance are what you should do.

20. From the time I left my job to today, my pants have gotten bigger and bigger. I bought these pants the day I came to work! Am I getting thinner or are my pants getting bigger? Wow, the acne on my face has gradually disappeared.

21. Friends are mutual, help each other.

22. Thank you everyone for your tolerance towards me. I am about to embark on a new journey. I hope I can have a brilliant and perfect tomorrow!

23. I have never had such a strong psychological struggle to resign, although I don’t know what I can do after resigning. I was wronged at work, but even the people who tried to persuade me knew that even if I spoke out, it would not help, and I might be blamed for it. I longed for companionship, but I was left alone. ?

24. When I said I was resigning, he said stop it now.

25. Before I quit my job, I thought I would regret giving up a comfortable job. After quitting my job, I found myself without any regrets, just relaxed and comfortable.

26. Since I had you, happiness has become very concrete, just for your quick glance. Sadness has become very simple, just for a phone call that has been waiting for too long.

27. I have made the decision to resign. My mood becomes more relaxed when I go to work in the morning. The wind is refreshing and the sun is just right. If you can have this mood every day, you will not decide. Resign.

28. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. The Civil Affairs Bureau can get it done for only nine yuan. Come on, let me treat you!

29. Insomnia Check-in I am about to resign, so the date after resignation! Wait for me at the hotel. I will see you.

30. You are a Leo and I am a Capricorn. We may be naturally incompatible.

31. I am just a person who is always waiting for others, but others will never look back.

32. There are many things that cannot be stopped in a person's life. Just as the pace of time cannot be stopped, what cannot be stopped is the coming parting and reluctance.

33. He proposed to me in the hospital, when we had just learned that I might not be able to have children.

34. Such a fucking job, and it’s such a joke. A job for two. Stop doing it. Stop doing it. Hey, I have already submitted my resignation. I can leave this month. Life suddenly became much easier. Comments on friends who left their jobs and went to new positions (Part 3)

35. I have spoken out about my resignation! I feel much more relaxed! Stop suppressing yourself. I also cried for no reason! I have been working here for more than a year, and I have some feelings for it! There is always a banquet in the world! I hope my future will be better!

36. Swollen eyes! This may represent a sense of responsibility! I want to resign.

37. In fact, it is really easy to quit smoking. I thought of various reasons in advance and fought with each other, but in the end it was useless.

38. Now I am very world-weary, want to resign, and want to run away from home. I really want to say that if you don’t understand, don’t be blind. What I love most about you is that your family always thinks they are right and wants to decide my life. I hurt you for money. I have sent it again and again and how many times. I don’t want to say more. I don’t want to explain that I don’t even trust my own children. It’s enough. ?

39. I said I wanted to resign, but he said stop making trouble. I laughed.

40. It is joy to know you, and pain to leave you. In the days of separation, what supports me is my deep expectation of the joy of reunion.

41. Whether it is friendship or love, every time you give sincerely, you will always be hurt in the end.

42. A thousand words are enough to express my gratitude. I am grateful for the cultivation I have received in the past five years, my leaders for their help, and my colleagues for their support.

43. The most touching thing is your pure, bright and hot eyes, which are like a clear spring coming from the depths of your soul. This clear spring has no noise of fame and fortune, no worldly pollution, but only the love for a better life and the yearning to meet the crowds.

44. Should you be happy that you resigned, or should you be sad that you don’t have a job?

45. Destiny makes us know each other, and life separates us, just like the moon and stars, far away but always together.

46. Meeting is fate, don’t forget fate when parting. One cup is a toast to yesterday, and a cup is a toast to the future. We will meet in the world if we are destined.

47. Life as vast as the sea and as severe as the mountains always silently chooses its own master. A striver and trailblazer like you will definitely be chosen.

48. Haha, after working for three years, every minute I want to resign, and every minute I feel like there is still hope. ?

49. A group of wild children who break down, complain every day, get hurt every day, and are completely out of control. Really want to resign...?

50. I quit. The sky is clear! It has been almost twenty days and the rain has stopped. Fifty words to say on WeChat about typhoons that blow down trees.

50 words to say on WeChat about typhoons that blow down trees (Part 1)

1. Typhoon, please come more often. Well, thanks to our ancestors for eighteen generations.

2. The teacher said: There should be a typhoon when performing on stage.

I said: Is there a tornado?

3. A whirlwind rose into the sky and looked like a large conch.

4. The strong wind is like a ferocious beast running wild, destroying everything and swallowing everything.

5. Be prepared to face the "Plum Blossom", effectively carry out various tasks to prevent and resist typhoons, and strive to minimize the losses caused by typhoon disasters.

6. I want to ask: Typhoon, do you dare to bring your whole family with you? I am always prepared at school! If you have the guts, destroy the school!

7. After the typhoon, I hope that after the rain and the sky will clear up, all things, even the bad ones, will pass away and be good, just like the clouds and smoke, just be good and your life will not last long

8. It seems that there are a lot of typhoons in the southern summer this year! The drought in the north is outrageous!

9. The typhoon is coming, we can be happy in the hospital.

10. After the typhoon, the trees are bare, Xiao Zhang’s raincoat is mixed with soil, leaves, garbage, and insects are dancing on the ground. There are all broken trees, and every traffic light on the road has its own idea. What a sad day?

11. Please hold me tight in the typhoon, so that I will not be afraid

12. The sky after the typhoon is cloudless and blue!

13. I have been through strong winds and waves, but am I still afraid of a typhoon?

14. Marilyn Monroe did that classic move because she encountered a typhoon

15. Typhoon Xiansen. In addition to giving us a holiday, I have another request: this is. That's... you're going to blow up the school, okay?

16.//Typhoon, do you think I want to be married? Take me away,,,

17. Typhoon has everything, all it needs is a text message. Teacher, you give the order and we will Willing to prevent typhoon at home.

18. Why are you still there after the typhoon?

19. The typhoon brought heavy rain for several days, and the quilt smelled musty. I always smelled musty when I slept.

20. I finally pretended to sleep in, but it turned out that there was a typhoon and I couldn't sleep at all, and I woke up countless times in one night.

21. It’s still raining so late, and the rhythm of not being able to sleep has begun. From the first day when I was acclimatized to the weather, then to getting angry later, and now the typhoon is coming, I instantly feel like I have experienced a week A lot, and by the way, these guys, you have all worked hard this week.

22. If the balance of the holiday is less than 24 hours, please raise your paw if Typhoon can come and renew it for us

23. Wukong, Bajie, Sha Seng, follow the master back home to collect Clothes, I watched the sky at night and there was a typhoon.

24. The wind roared in the air, and the sound was shrill. It mixed with the footsteps on the snow and became a kind of weird music. This music stung the ears of pedestrians, as if to warn them: wind and snow It will rule the world for a long time, and the bright spring will never come back. Typhoon weather blew down trees and posted on WeChat Moments (Part 2)

25. The strong wind roared loudly like a wounded beast, scurrying around.

26. Typhoon is coming to Zhejiang. Don’t delay the study of students in other provinces! !

27. A typhoon and Lepus blew down my country house and everything was gone...

28. Always be in awe of nature, because you don’t know Will it bring you luck or harm? If it is luck, we are grateful and take better care of it; if it is harm, we should prevent it in advance and try to minimize it.

29. After the typhoon, the shore was in a mess, full of crabs and fish, and I even picked up a "Dinghaishen needle"

30. If the typhoon could collapse the school, I and I How happy my little friend must be.

31.﹌Damn, the military training is coming, pray for typhoon, pray for earthquake, pray for heavy rain, pray for hail, pray for heavy snow,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

32. Don’t miss typhoon when you go to school. Good to go.

33. What is the difference between primary school students and middle school students: When a typhoon comes, primary school will be suspended, while middle school will continue.

34. The woods far and near are roaring, sometimes lower, sometimes louder. Get higher, singing to each other, hula hula... chirp... - the universe's breathing quickens.

35. Wind and rain are like a pair of good brothers who will never be separated, always together no matter where they are. Because of their cooperation, many roads have become severely waterlogged, and the underground passages have become a "vast ocean". As a result, our village has become an "isolated island in the sea" with no way to get in or out.

36. After the typhoon, it is hot again

37. The storm is like hell opening up, shaking the mountains.

38. Thanks to the typhoon for blowing away the exam papers.

39. Since last night, the wind has been blowing wildly. It is said that it has level 8. Everyone said that it is really a monster wind.

40. I hope that the typhoon will bring a handsome boy and beautiful woman to my house. Think of the red one,

41. The typhoon is coming and blows away my lovely homework!

42. I laugh at those who want to win a boyfriend through the typhoon. Then I will walk over to where your home is.

43. The tranquility after the typhoon

44. Well, there is a typhoon here, but we insist on putting up the Kongming lanterns. The 17-year-old is gone, leaving nothing behind. (A true story, although it is just a friend of a friend)

45. There is a typhoon, I hope it will blow down the school! [walks up in agreement]

46. Only parents will scold you until you get mad one minute, and the next minute they will remind you with concern not to run around when a typhoon comes, and to go to bed early at night.

47. Who is so boring? The last typhoon was called "Lepus" and this time the typhoon is called "Butterfly". How can we be so literary about typhoons?

48. Huhu ~ Let the typhoon come more violently. Post on WeChat Moments about your child receiving a certificate. Collect 50 sentences.

Post on WeChat Moments about a child receiving a certificate (Part 1)

1. I saw your reluctance when you failed, saw your child when you won the championship, and saw your cry after a comeback. I wish you had better honors, but I wish you health.

2. Awesome, warm congratulations!

3. Study easily, live easily, and be a good child full of confidence. The child has won an award and deserves encouragement!

4. It’s quite unexpected to win the prize... The baby will definitely pass the exam. Come on, you are the best. Come on, my dear. , Good night

5. You are a knowledgeable person, not a foolish person.

6. You have strong self-confidence, which is your greatest advantage, but you should also communicate more with other people.

7. May you be as firm as pine and cypress, as flexible as willow, and as charming as flower.

8. I am so happy to have a child like you

9. Your child has received a certificate. For the sake of your progress, you have fulfilled his wish. After all, every child has a Any progress is worth encouraging.

10. The child won a prize today. I won’t talk anymore. I’m back to stew the meat. Keep up the good work, little baby.

11. Haha, my four-year-old son got a certificate, the whole family is happy! She is very proud!

12. May you create your own future with your own hands and fill in your youth with a strong stroke of ink.

13. Dear child, you have the most enviable age, and all the roads in front of you are golden. I hope you will grow up quickly and have a bright future.

14. Looking up at the dangerous peaks, you can only understand how tall they are, but exploring the dangerous peaks, you can understand how tall you are.

15. Difficulties scare the most serious people, so you are very serious.

16. My baby told my grandma that I didn’t want to walk back and saw my mouth opened in surprise. The boss got the certificate.

17. Read all the books in the world to know the world’s affairs. Read thousands of books. Thousands of miles away, World Book Day is here. Read a good book calmly and analyze sentence by sentence and line by line. If you can understand everything, you will definitely be successful in the future. Posting on Moments about a child receiving a certificate (Part 2)

18. An agent asked my son to develop into a model, but I refused. I've seen those little models. It's really hard. In addition to activities, I practice every day. Those mothers have a hard time, too. They walk around with their children and do nothing. In addition, in the beginning, there was no popularity, no winning competition, and no cost. The kids paid for their rides, air tickets, clothing and props to compete in various locations. If you have no time, no energy, no perseverance, no money, don’t take this road

19. If you have something to do, it will come true; if you burn the cauldron and sink the boat, a hundred and two Qin passes will eventually come to Chu; if you work hard, God will not let you down; if you lie on your salary and taste your courage, , Three thousand Yue Jia can swallow Wu.

20. Your progress today is worthy of celebration. You must maintain this learning method in the future. Any progress is inseparable from our hard work. You must know that as long as there is dedication There will be rewards.

21. My wife sent a photo of her son’s certificate on WeChat.

22. After giving birth to a second child, the child can play and sing, and the child received a certificate.

23. Thinking that you can do something or that you can’t do it is actually just a matter of thought.

24. There is no cheaper entertainment and more lasting satisfaction than reading. ——Meng Taiju

25. Words must be pertinent

26. My baby’s first certificate of merit in his life is worthy of encouragement. You are a capable and well-behaved good boy, keep up the good work.

27. This semester, you gave your mother a big surprise: you are smart, capable, motivated, enthusiastic and generous. I'm so happy for you. If you are more careful and perseverant, you will be even better! Can it be done?

28. Be confident and work hard, and all difficulties will be solved.

29. With a learning attitude, you participated in the competition for the first time, played a piece of music that you had not practiced for days, and won the first piano trophy in your life. Congratulations to your child! You deserve this reward! Thank you teacher for your hard teaching! We will work harder!

30. Suddenly I felt a little excited. I remembered that I won a prize in a competition. I don’t know how my son sitting in the student area felt. Baby, you are the best.

31. Suddenly I had an idea and decided to run a half-marathon after giving birth as a first or second birthday gift for my child! That’s it

32. Guessing is the prelude to scientific discovery, and you have already taken a wonderful step!

33. The awards ceremony for the first semester of the third grade is here again. My baby is so happy to have won the award. I can’t stop talking about it when I come back. Baby mother wants to tell you that you are outstanding. Keep up the good work. Great score on the final exam!

34. My son has won a certificate, I should work harder! Posting in the circle of friends about the child receiving the certificate (Part 3)

35. The child’s small achievements bring great happiness to the mother (a common problem of old mothers). Datong Xiaoyi won the first place in the group in the class jigsaw puzzle competition. Will represent the class in the division competition

36. My son won the award at the Science and Technology Festival. He is very happy, and I am also happy for him. I hope he will win more awards in the future. Come on my son.

37. The baby has received a certificate, I guess the whole class has it, haha

38. My son is in school, and my mother has won an award. She has never won any awards since she was a child, but she is still getting a certificate in her thirties.

39. Come on, you can do it!

40. My dear, I won a prize during the Spring Festival holiday. Come on, my parents love you.

41. Datou’s son has won a certificate. I hope that my son will get more certificates in the future if he continues his hard work.

42. Success belongs to those who are more powerful. Here, "strength" means culture, knowledge, and ability.

43. You see, learning this is not a lack of time, but a lack of effort. Hard work will pay off.

44. Fortunately, these three children were not completely destroyed. At least one of them received a certificate

45. How to keep a low profile among friends? If I'm serious, this year's scholarship belongs to me, running up and down the grass.

46. The baby is on vacation and he got a certificate. Look at that happy face! It warms my heart to see my children making progress every semester!

47. Your answer is unique and amazing.

48. There is only one way that cannot be chosen - that is the way of letting go; there is only one way that cannot be rejected - that is the way of growth.

49. Oops, the baby got a certificate!

50. From your progress, I can see the dawn of hope. About the mood at the beginning of school, share it on WeChat Moments and save 50 sentences

About the mood at the beginning of school, share it on WeChat Moments Part 1

1. We once thought that we could just stay at home. How wonderful it is.

2. Take the cheerful train and rush to the school where you seek knowledge. Pick up the package of knowledge and come to the school of your dreams. Sing happy songs and walk into the palace of happiness. School is about to start, and I will study hard to climb the mountains of books and study hard, gain extensive knowledge and let my dreams fly.

3. I am in breakdown every day, whether it is the beginning of school or during the holidays.

4. School has started, be full of energy to study and study hard; curb your laziness and be enterprising; tighten your efforts and work hard; open the door to knowledge and keep learning. May you learn and improve, and achieve great success!

5. I hope to have a handsome deskmate when school starts. Many girls will send him love letters and lots of snacks, but he will throw them to me with a look of disgust.

6. This is a new beginning. I believe that in the days to come, study and life will be very fulfilling and interesting!

7. Every day is a new day and a new beginning. Don’t be angry at unnecessary people and unnecessary things. Believe in God’s arrangements and be happy. The most important thing is to be optimistic and optimistic! ! !

8. Happy holidays, happiness and simplicity; in the new semester, work hard. At the beginning of the school year, I would like to offer you my perfect blessing: I wish you to improve your studies to a higher level and live a happier life!

9. Ninety-nine theories are not as practical as one action.

10. See you new classmates tomorrow ~ Although I don’t want to start school

11. It is September 1st every year, and the autumn wind is blowing and school is busy. We meet each other with smiling faces after a long absence, and our eyes meet each other with familiar scenery. Chat to learn about culture and make friends happily. Beautiful school, lovely home, the feeling of coming home: so good!

12. The new semester is a new beginning. Teachers and classmates, please forget my past mistakes. I want to start over and win at the starting line of learning. I will work harder! Believe, I can do it!

13. In the new semester, if you want to achieve new results in your studies, you must work tirelessly! If you put in a lot of effort, you will get a reward. Learning is not an interest, but a responsibility. It is something that I should do and must do well. At the same time, learning will definitely have a burden.

14. School is about to start, and I suddenly find that going to school feels heavier than going to the grave.

15. School is about to begin, so climb the mountain of books and cross the ocean of learning diligently, and gain extensive knowledge to let your dreams fly.

16. Walking in the classroom, the classmates were chattering about how they spent the Spring Festival, how they did their homework, and how much New Year's money they earned... New books are about to be released, and we are all uneasy. Sitting in my seat, I am nervously looking forward to what this new book will be like. I am really looking forward to it! A new book has been released, which will make us look forward to reading and previewing the happiest moments.

17. On the first day of school, you must have great ambitions. Even for yourself, you have to work hard. The competition is getting fiercer and you are not welcome in the examination room. It is beneficial to prepare early. You do not seek knowledge and knowledge, but you want to do well in the exam. Being treated as an idiot, work hard today! Tell me about your mood at the beginning of school, post to Moments Part 2

18. "What hurts more than the person you love not loving you?" "School is about to start!"

19. I always want to tell you, but I just don’t have the chance. Finally, I mustered up the courage and gritted my teeth to speak out. Do you know what you want to say? Even I was surprised. We’ve known each other for so long, I want to remind you. The holidays are over, get ready for school to start!

20. September is a beginning. September is golden. Pieces of golden color catch people's eyes. Even the clear stream at dusk reflects the golden color.

21. Dreams, like youth, are a kind of faith.

22. Tearing up homework. Roaring. Smashing the table. Throwing things. Going crazy. Chest pain. Heartache... My mood fluctuates every day.

23. It’s early autumn again, and the wheat is turning yellow again. The fallen leaves can’t hide my gaze, and school has started.

24. In the first few days of school, I worked hard to catch up on my homework, and even secretly tore a few sheets of my vacation homework from the middle.

25. From pajamas to jeans and canvas shoes, from disheveled hair to a straight ponytail, from swiping the screen to reciting texts, yes, school has started!

26. School is about to start, and your cycling career is about to begin! Everything starts from scratch, I am just a blank sheet of paper, starting from scratch!

27. Every time I sign up for a new book at the beginning of school, I feel like I am having my own private signing party.

28. On the first day of school, I will teach you "Mathematical Life" and "Warm-up". Life is a mathematical question of "+=". If you don't believe it, look at it: a hard work + a sweat = a harvest. ; A fall + a tear = a lesson; a sincerity + a love = a friendship; an adventure + a journey = a life. I wish: study hard and make progress every day; seize today and create brilliance!

29. In fact, the instructor is still very good, if his voice can be lowered.

30. School is about to start, I have to make time to catch up on my homework!

31. The feeling of starting school is different. Although the weather is still very cold, I feel very comfortable. I imagine what the new semester will look like. I don’t bother to wash my face and brush my teeth, and just eat a few tablets carelessly. Bread, couldn't help but go to school.

32. Living in this precious world, the stars are twinkling and the clouds are gentle.

33. It turned out that I didn’t have anyone I liked at school, so I really had no motivation at all to go to school.

34. The happy and happy summer vacation is over, and we embrace the new semester with a happy mood. Talk about your mood at the beginning of school, Part 3 on WeChat Moments

35. School has started, and the school has become as noisy as before. There were many students on the playground, some were walking, some were playing volleyball, and some were playing basketball. It was very lively!

36. I hope that when school starts, I can be addicted to learning and unable to extricate myself.

37. The long vacation is finally over, so it’s time to get ready for the start of school.

38. School has started, be happy, be enlightened, and work hard to bloom like sesame seeds.

39. As a gift for the beginning of school, only the Huang Jin combination will be given! I will give you a new state of mind, able to cope with new challenges calmly; I will give you a new body, able to overcome fatigue and worry. Sending you a new message, may everything new come true!

40. Walking under the moonlight of September, reverie is like a colorful phoenix with wings, taking off from the window of the soul, worshiping the graceful Yuyu Qionglou singing and dancing.

41. I heard that on the night before school starts, homework and desk lamps go better together. I would like to reiterate that I don’t want school to start at all. School, you get my people but you don’t get my heart.

42. My mother told me not to fight with my classmates as before when school started. After hearing what she said, I learned the hard way. On the first day of school, I had a fight with my teacher.

43. Dreams are waiting for you to realize, and life is waiting for you to be brilliant. The future is waiting for you to open up, and life is waiting for you to innovate. Raise the flag of success, pick up your schoolbag and head towards your dreams. May you gather all your strength to create brilliance and glory.

44. The happy holiday is coming to an end, and it is necessary to start the school year. The scenery in the school is beautiful, the breeze is green, and the fragrance of books is there. The books have their own golden house, and wisdom welcomes the face like jade. All things can only be improved by reading. School starts. May you go to school happily and study hard

45. Congratulations on getting admitted to the university of your dreams. The days of hard work and hard study can come to an end for now. During this period, let's Do your own voluntary work, eat easy meals, listen to simple words, and sleep peacefully!

46. It’s the beginning of the school year again in September. I’m very distressed. I’m so indecisive that I always miss the past but can’t look directly at the future. But the former never regrets and the latter works hard to change. Happy September to everyone.

47. School has started. My deskmate always asks nervously. Have you finished your homework? Was it written randomly?

48. There was constant singing in the school, and the fragrance of red chrysanthemums filled the air. The students entered the school one after another and came to the ocean of knowledge. Studying encyclopedias creates splendid chapters, and growing talents creates brilliance. Have the ambition to work hard and let your dreams fly. School has started, students: study hard and practice hard to break into the sea of ??books.

49. The annual disaster blockbuster is about to be released, and countless students will star in it with tears in their eyes - the beginning of school.

50. Be bold and energetic, and go to school happily. Cheerful, smiling, nodding busy when meeting. The brushes are brushing, the books are buzzing, and they are swimming in the ocean. Excited, refreshed, and embarking on a new journey. Thinking of you, thinking of you, sending you a text message to greet you, happy school starts.