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Ode to Joy: Guan Juer's Classic Lines
Lead: This is a female drama in the urban workplace. What are the classic lines in it? Now, please enjoy the classic lines from Guan Juer's Ode to Joy.
Ode to Joy (1) "In fact, there are always some excellent boys chasing me around me.
But I just hate their attitude.
Their words and deeds seem to tell me
You are neither excellent nor beautiful.
But you have a good family and a good personality.
Can be a good wife. "
Ordinary people like us can only survive in the city with the help of good friends.
People can love someone desperately in this life.
Is a particularly beautiful thing.
Don't be afraid of no result.
I'm afraid of investing.
If a person ignores you, it may be the other person's problem, but if everyone ignores you, we should look for the problem from our own perspective. Don't just think from their own point of view, no matter how bad they are, they should learn to exercise restraint. Don't hurt people who care about you easily. No one is easy, and no one has the obligation to grieve with you.
There must be a line between relatives, let alone friends.
If young people don't work hard, old people are just a cup.
Nothing can be kept between girlfriends, and only men can't share it.
At our age, it's a matter of principle to be one year older and one year younger.
Ode to Joy: Guan Juer's Classic Lines (2) 1. "I tell you, my dad has been chanting for a lifetime, which is the most useful for you. Being a real man is the most tiring. For example, you (Guan Yuer); Being a prude makes people around you the most tired. For example, Sister Fan; Being a man is not serious, but as long as you have real skills, people say it is true temperament. Like Andy ... "
2. "If the world is clear, everything will be learned, and if people are cultivated, they will be article study." Pedantry is not desirable. Xiaoqiu, who is "employing people first, not people behind", is ruthless. Seeing people cooking, the tone of the knife mouth is not easy-going, and Fan Meimei, who used to be responsive, needs to learn from it.
3. Qu Xiaoyu stood ten paces away from Xie Bin and pointed angrily at Xie Bin and said, "I said it at the dinner table. If you have anything to say, just say it. I will give you two minutes. " "You will break the law." Xie Bin only said four words. "Bah, I let you die. I hit you because you divorced my parents and because I threatened to drive you away. I'll let you know tonight that you, a foreign bastard, can't run wild in the sea goods market. " Andy and Bao Yifan are coming out. Andy was stunned by this scene. "Tune, why?" "I never know how to write the word' suffering'. Whoever dares to let me suffer, I will let him eat his fist. " My friend handed me a golf club, and Qu Xiaoyu put it across his chest. "Don't worry, Andy, I have discipline and won't go to jail." Andy had to ask, "Where's Dr. Zhao?" "What's wrong with hurting Xiaoqu and getting a few sticks from Xiaoqu?" If you dare to stand up and not resist, if a man dares to do it, he will be beaten with three sticks. "Doctor zhao arms stood by, you didn't care.
4. "I'm not afraid of your anger, but I have to say that you may have less experience in dating than Xiao Guan." Xiao Guan has seen a lot at least. You, I suspect that you don't even bother to read it, because you are busy and you think this kind of thing is too childish. Do you know what kind of girls men subconsciously like? The first place is beauty, and the second place is innocence. You have everything. You are rich and smart enough to kill a group of people. It must be a man of considerable strength who is chasing you. I don't know how Bao Gong chased you, but if I were a man, I would try my best to catch you. The first is to express the strongest sincerity, that is, to go straight to the topic of marriage from the beginning; Then stand firmly in all directions, including your time and space, your heart, your ... Hehe, you know (I don't). Then fall in love and talk slowly for a lifetime. "
5. "But do you scholars really respect me? I used a wrong word when I spoke. Which one of you didn't squint at me? "
Andy explained seriously: "There are two possibilities for squinting. One is perfectionism, which can't ignore the mistakes around us, but is the original reaction of picking eyelids. The other is intolerant and one-sided. Dr. Zhao should not be the latter. And you may exaggerate the former. "
"You see, you see, it is people like you who want to use the least words. You are lazy and happy. We are tired of hearing the former and have to think about the latter. Can't you just talk about it? If I talk like this, I will be beaten to death by my clients, and I can't get business. Because you are a professional, people must listen to you. Therefore, everyone is playing a mystery. It is best to let people understand only half and make you shine. You hate it. You hate it. "
6. Qu Xiaoyu's girlfriends all saw it. Someone jumped on me and grabbed the bill from Dr. Zhao with difficult movements. Without looking, they put the bank card into the waiter's hand. Dr. Zhao quickly said, "I'll do it. I am a man. " Scrambling to pay his girlfriend, he said, "I pay because my sisters are whoring with you, and you pay because you have whored so many sisters alone, which is no good."
7. From Chinese, to Chinese with English, to all English, anyway, Xiao Qu-Kun gave up listening, Guan Juer fainted, and Andy and Bao Yifan talked about striking the table and laughing wildly.
9. In the end, there are only two people left to face. But Andy looked at Xie Bin for a while, turned around and said gloomily, "I want to discuss the fears in our hearts with you. I am confident to tell you that the problem you have encountered is just pediatrics. You should listen to me and do what I want. But I just found out that I am too busy to overcome prejudice, put forward arguments and have the courage to speak out. ......
10. "Smelly Yingying, you were really sorry for Lao Tzu last night. Where did you go tonight? "
"Light rain, I'm at Andy's house. Bring it on. "
Qu Xiaoxiao hung up the phone with a bang, and soon there was a knock at the door. Qiu Yingying shouted happily, "I'll drive, and you all watch." Then he jumped to the corner of the door and asked shyly, "Is it a light rain?" "Die you head, Lao tze depressed. Drive! " Qiu Yingying made a gesture of silence and secretly opened the door slowly. There was a tingle in the hole outside the door, and then a careless one was hugged by a bear. However, Xiao Qu quickly turned and kissed Qiu Yingying's face, which made Qiu Yingying escape. Xiao Qukun rested his hips proudly and said, "Hey, you don't even know that Lao Tzu is both civil and military."
1 1. Guan Juer couldn't help saying, "Sister Fan, if you can, give your husband a chance. He is so anxious. " "You are still young, you don't understand. I just wonder why I am in such a hurry to get married and fall in love. Think again, in fact, a person's life is relatively easy, want to eat and wear, and have a lot of time to play with friends. Don't rush to date after work, stay and kiss up to the leaders and get promoted. What picture? " "love" and "love! Love is vulnerable to reality. Love in adults' mouths is a cover, a fig leaf, and it is all vague. The most tragic thing for adults is to believe that they have love and be loved. In fact, it is to lie to yourself and others. I've made enough fools of myself. Xiao Guan, love has conditions, material conditions. Don't feel vulgar, it's the experience of someone who has been there. If you have love, you are qualified to talk about love. "
12. After a while, Singularity ignored the provocation of the car behind and turned into the service area. Andy opened his eyes and saw Singularity lying on the steering wheel like Sha Pigou. He turned his face and looked at her silently. She had to say, "No, hungry oh." Singularity didn't respond, just covering her mouth in one direction Nunu. Andy looked in the direction and found that it was the bathroom. He couldn't help blushing and jumped out. Indeed, she drank so much water in the nursing home. Singularity is really terrible. Since it is so detailed, he will look at her scene just now. Andy feels transparent and naked in front of the singularity. She has no confidence.
13. "Ironically, am I hiding behind people when I hit people? I forbid you. Is Qiu Yingying back? You are stupid, you have no money, you have no talent, you are jealous, you can't get along all your life, you wish others would embarrass you, you heartless bastard, bah, it's not your turn. I think you are too confused. In 2202, you will become a mouse and a coward. You have seed, I will kill you if I don't scold you. "
14. "Two adults, as friends, respect their values. When they encounter different opinions, we will remind them, but we will not interfere, but we will certainly provide appropriate help when they encounter difficulties. This can only be the case. " "I don't care if I look at Xiaoqiu going the wrong way?" "No matter." Many interventions are carried out in the name of care and love. Is it true that Qin Ying's mother interfered in their affairs? "Now, Xiaoqiu is facing collapse." Andy shrugged. "Adults need to bear the consequences of their choices."
15. Qiu Yingying brawny tunnel: "I found that the best way to forget some stupid things I have done is to think about money." Guan Juer was stupefied, and he had mixed feelings in his heart. Suddenly, he left the lady's reserve, clenched his fist at the sky and gnashed his teeth: "I want to make money, too!" " Her family is well-off, and she always thinks highly of herself and doesn't want to talk about money. She always said that was enough. But when she met Qu Xiaoxiao, especially Qu Xiaoxiao who was inexplicably with the perfect man, she discovered that money was also very important.
16, often competing with the same hobby, not a fool talking about shortcomings.
17, if you work for a living, how can you give up your life for work?
18, instead of criticizing others at the highest point of morality, ask yourself first! If the other party is guilty, you are not guilty! No one is perfect, we can have different opinions in our hearts, but we have no right to throw stones at others! ?
19, love can only be drunk enough, and the rich can finally get married.
20. "I tell you, my dad has been chanting tricks all his life, which is the most useful for you. Being a real man is the most tiring. For example, you (Guan Yuer); Being a prude makes people around you the most tired. For example, Sister Fan; Being a man is not serious, but as long as you have real skills, people say it is true temperament. Like Andy.
2 1, "Two adults, as friends, respect their values. When they encounter different opinions, we will remind them, but we will not interfere, but we will certainly provide appropriate help when they encounter difficulties. It can only be so. It doesn't matter if you watch Xiao Qiu go the wrong way? It doesn't matter. Many interventions are in the name of care and love. Qin Ying's mother interfered in their affairs, so she didn't. Now, Xiaoqiu is facing collapse. Andy shrugged. Adults need to bear the consequences of their choices.
22. The more you pay in love, the deeper the hurt. The saddest thing is that how much you pay is actually resigned. All endings are doomed at the moment you meet the person you love. You can't control everything. It's useless for you to use means. These are all side issues, which are irrelevant.
23. Relatives are not natural lovers, nor are they natural creditors.
24. I can't stand hypocrisy or such sincere thanks.
25, people are hungry, not to test people's desires, is the most correct way to deal with things.
26. "Xiaoqu, you often put a lump of shit in people's mouths to tell them that shit stinks. Who do you think will accept it? .
27. "No matter what your father said to me and did to you, I only hope that you will persist in being a decent person to anyone and everything, and match your words with your deeds. This is the pride that we people with high IQ and high knowledge should have.
28, from Chinese, to Chinese plus English, and then to all English. Anyway, Qu Xiaoyu gave up listening, and Guan Yu's ears were dizzy. Andy and Bao Yifan patted the table and laughed wildly.
29. It is difficult for people who have no confidence to find the future by their own efforts to find an independent spirit and a strong personality.
30, nothing, don't be rash. Don't be timid when something happens.
3 1, Andy stood in front of him, black short T, olive green harem pants, high-heeled boots, a short trench coat, a thick scarf around his neck and a pair of black super on his nose. People are thin and tall, and the effect of this dress is amazing. Moreover, this person also casually threw out a sentence: the shop I am looking for will choose clothes for me every season, with matching photos, and deliver them to my door. Because my aesthetic is zero. Sure enough, there is no makeup on her face, and she goes into battle. Singularity can't help but sigh, it's good to have money!
32. Qu Xiaoyu said nothing at this time. She stared at Guan Yu 'er, whose eyelids were red and swollen and he was still sobbing. Suddenly, she smiled: Guan Ju 'er, I am completely heartless to you, so my kindness to you is for nothing. Go home. I won't make a deal with you. If you are not my friend, you are not qualified in front of me. She finally knew that she was no match for Qu Xiaoyu. In the past, she has never suffered losses in front of Qu Xiaoyu, just because Qu Xiaoyu has never dealt with her, and she is not much better than Fan.
33. The premise of love is independence.
34. On the way to success, either death or injury.
35. Qu Xiaoyu's girlfriends all saw it. Someone pounced on me and grabbed the bill from Dr. Zhao with difficult movements. Without looking, they put the bank card into the waiter's hand. Dr. Zhao said quickly, I'll be right back. I am a man. He rushed to make a girlfriend, but he said, I made it because my sisters are whoring with you, and you made it because you are whoring with so many sisters alone, which is not acceptable.
36. It's like holding your hand. Love is growing old with my son.
37. Qu Xiaoyu's tears came out again. She rushed out of the elevator, ran back to the room, slammed on the bed and said loudly, you don't have to say it, I know what you mean. We're breaking up today. I love you so much, but we can't be together. I can't let my family go bankrupt, and you can't lose your lofty ideals. I am eager to like your lofty ideals and talents. But if we continue, we can't be together. I'm not funny and you're not handsome, so I won't give up. You and I had better break up today.
38, Qiu Yingying tough tunnel: I found that the best way to forget some stupid things is to think about money. Guan Juer was stupefied and had mixed feelings. Suddenly, he left the reserved lady, clenched his fist in the sky and gnashed his teeth, saying, I want to make money, too! Her family is well-off, and she always thinks highly of herself and doesn't want to talk about money. She always said that was enough. But when she met Qu Xiaoxiao, especially Qu Xiaoxiao who was inexplicably with the perfect man, she discovered that money was also very important.
39. "Did I hide behind people when I hit people cynically? I forbid you. Is Qiu Yingying back? You are stupid, you have no money, you have no talent, you are jealous, you can't get along all your life, you wish others would embarrass you, you heartless bastard, bah, it's not your turn. I think you are too confused. You will be a mouse in the nest, and you will be a shrinking turtle in 2202. You have the guts to come out and kill you if you don't scold me.
40. There are countless beautiful kissing scenes in Guan Juer's heart, black and white, color and 3D. She longs for love and that kind of beautiful kiss. But she forgot that aestheticism belongs to the master. He and Xie Bin, two novices, went on the road at the wrong angle and at the wrong speed, without even breathing, let alone rhythm. Two people stiffly sealed lips, in addition to panic heartbeat, what all have no feeling. But Xie Bin persisted. He caught Guan Juer and improved his fighting skills in actual combat. Gradually, aestheticism appeared. And it is the most beautiful.
4 1 is such a story that three points are true and seven points are false, in order to deceive people.
42. Both Guan Juer and Fan have mild myopia, but they refuse to wear glasses anyway.
43. Don't worry. Mr. Chen is telling an anecdote about his study abroad. I thought you would be able to prove whether it was so bizarre when you came. I don't know. I study besides eating and sleeping, and work besides eating and sleeping after work. Or go back to China to join you. Life is so colorful, there is no time to think.
44. Guan Juer gave a cry. She sticks to the principle of not gossiping behind her back and doesn't talk much. She sent the message neatly.
45, man, when you are in love, the little bad you hide and leak will definitely become a big bad after marriage. When you are in love, there are many flowers. If you get the advantage of treasure, you will definitely shrink after marriage.
46. The world is like a giant doll machine.
I looked through the glass.
Just want you.
47. Bao Yifan lowers his head and shows Andy the mobile phone screen. It's a short message from Mrs. Bao. It was sent around 10 in the evening. Where did you hide my wife? Take someone home at once. By the time Andy finished reading, I was homeless. Seek asylum.
48. Bao Yifan breathed a sigh of relief and quickly opened the folder. At first glance, he almost fell to the ground laughing. Such a serious comparison is also called belly dancing? Look at the action, everything is in place, but the whole body temperament can't be said ... meticulous, and the face is full of cowhide, which stinks.
49. Singularity is a discerning person. I let out a cry when I saw the picture thrown on the cooking table. Fu Xiao plays with cars, Zhongfu plays with watches and Dafu plays with collections. Are you involved in the collection? Hit it with one blow.
Who sent it to the wrong place? I am not a corrupt official. How much is it worth? If it's too much, I'll kill my assistant overnight and pretend I didn't receive it.
50. Again, I don't see any problem. Who dares to send her daughter to such a complicated and messy family? Two mothers, two fathers, and many younger brothers and sisters are not divorced normally, but are married. Who knows what will happen in the future, let alone Xiao Guan, even my parents dare not agree to have such a good son-in-law. Who dares to get their hands on such a person? Look at Sister Fan's house. Ahhh!
5 1. I didn't sleep well last night I only slept for an hour or two. Hehe, I'm afraid I'll swing my hands and feet when I'm asleep and invade your territory. I don't feel like eating now.
I got up today and didn't go out running. I'm afraid you won't find anyone when you wake up and cry.
52. Qiu Yingying stood bravely at the door with her hips akimbo, but her calf hit the pipa. I had to say nothing so as not to expose the truth.
53. My best friend tut tut, cricket, you are finished. Call me when you come back from a business trip, and I'll go to your house to collect the body. It seems that nine times out of ten it was a man who divorced him. I tell you, the most convenient thing is to deflate after taking medicine, which is the most beautiful.
54. Isn't that enough? Psychological shadow, everyone who comes out of this rotten house has psychological shadow. If they accidentally encounter some setbacks, they will all purr. If they meet someone like me, how can they eat small flowers in that greenhouse?
Let's drink to the rare pure feelings that started with dopamine instead of hormones.
So the above sentence is translated into vernacular: our love is through spirit, not desire. Although there are fewer words, it sounds vulgar. )
56. Small victories depend on mental retardation.
Dear Lady Macbeth, your hands are not clean either!
58. Xiaoqu, that guy, you can open the boss of tricolor dye house. To put it mildly, being near is not inferior, but being far away is resentful.
59, blowing sheng drum spring, irony Wei Xiong eloquent.
60, your pattern is too low. What is a restriction? The limitation is that the woodcutter thinks that the emperor is carrying a golden pole. -Qu Xiaoyu.
6 1, banter is banter, character is character, and fan can't be confused.
62. Handsome people cheat your little girl. Marrying them is basically equivalent to suicide.
63. In order to please the person you love, you can always maintain yourself beautifully, but the first thing to please is yourself.
64. If a person ignores you, it may be the other person's problem. If a group of people ignore you, you must find the reason from yourself. Think from the other person's point of view, no one has the obligation to take care of you; Fan meisheng
Even if you see other people's shortcomings, you have no right to throw stones at them with confidence. No one is perfect, the other person is guilty, and you are not guilty. Instead of criticizing others from the moral high ground, ask yourself Andy first.
66. Good friends are like hot springs. If you lie stiffly in it, every nerve will wake up slowly in happiness.
67. A good friendship is a water margin, and a bad friendship is a harem empress.
68, we girls from other places, work is the only rely on.
69. All good things must come to an end. Remember, no one can accompany you for a lifetime except yourself.
70. The workplace is like a river and lake. Jianghu has Jianghu rules. People who don't know the rules can't stand in the Jianghu. People who are new to the Jianghu can only be out if they don't know the rules. Sometimes being young is not an advantage. Fan meisheng
If two people work together, there will be nothing to be afraid of in the future.
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