Who has a clever joke?

What a shock! Just heard four rich people boast that they are rich!

I was invited to dinner the day before yesterday, and four people sat at the next table. Chatting with each other is richer.

A proudly said: I recently bought a super home theater. The TV is 55 inches imported. This alone cost 40 thousand, plus the stereo, a set is 65438+ 10 thousand, but I don't care. The effect is really good! There is no need to watch Avatar in the cinema this time. I can watch it at home, and the effect is even more shocking than in the cinema! Those poor people who queue up to buy movie tickets are not as lucky as me!

B disdainfully said: this is not bad. A few days ago, I bought a JEEP herdsman with a top of more than 500,000. Although it spontaneously ignited the next day, I didn't feel bad. I'll buy another one another day. I'm not short of money, just for fun.

C said after listening: I just bought a 420 square meter single-family villa the day before yesterday. It has a good location and a good apartment. I only spent150 thousand. I don't think the house price is high at all, and I paid the full amount, and there is no loan at all. It doesn't matter to me that the bank tightens loans or something, and the second suite pays 40% down.

Finally, after listening to the words of the first three people, Ding shook his head and said slowly, What are you? I am an old man who often helps people fall!

As soon as this statement came out, A, B and C were frightened to disgrace, kneeling on the ground and saying in unison: You often help fallen old people, so how much do you want to pay? The three of us give up, or you are the richest! !