Who said a few hilarious jokes shouldn’t be memorable? Where do humorous people come from?

During roll call at the beginning of the school year, a class teacher came up with an original idea and said to the students: "I'm going to read out my student number. You can tell me your name so that everyone knows each other, okay?"

" No. 001!"

"Tell the teacher, my surname is Jiao, my name is Jiao Pei." The teacher was a little confused and asked: "Who gave this to you?"

" My dad." "What does your dad do?"

"Open a pig factory!"

"No. 002!"

A girl stood up: "Teacher, my surname is Zhang, and my name is Zhang Dekai."

"No. 003!"

"Teacher, I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother, and my name is Zhang Bukai." "Who gave you this name?"

"It's my dad, he sells pliers." The teacher quickly took a drink of water.

"No. 004!"

"Report to the teacher, my surname is Ou (the character is pronounced "Ou") and my name is Ou Ye (oh yeah). This is the name given to me by my mother. She said that she had just played a computer game when she gave birth to me. "The teacher felt a little uncomfortable.

"No. 005!"

"Report to the teacher, mother-in-law!" "Why are you swearing?!"

"No! Teacher, I My surname is Gan, my name is Ganniang, and my father is a wine maker." The teacher took a pill.

No. 006! ”

“Teacher, my surname is Gou, and my name is Goubuli. ”

“Your father runs a bun shop, right? ! ”

“Teacher, you are so smart! "The teacher is already a little unsteady.

"No. 007! ”

“My surname is Kuai (pronounce it quickly and pronounce it in the third tone.) My name is Kuai Huo. ”

“Don’t tell me that your dad runs a warehouse. "

"Teacher, you are so old-fashioned, my dad is a pimp. " Blood oozed from the corners of the teacher's mouth.

"No. 008! ”

“Teacher, go to hell!” " "What? What did you say? ! "

"I mean my surname is Ni, and my name is Ni going to the temple. My mother is a Buddhist. My name is interesting, right? ”

“Interesting, interesting. "The teacher was about to cry.

"No. 009! ”

“Teacher, I’ll talk about it next time. "Why do you have to say it next time? You say it now!" "

"No! Teacher, my surname is Xia, and my name is Xia Huishuo. My father is a storyteller. "The teacher is already feeling dizzy.

"No. 010! ”

“Teacher, my surname is Gao, and my name is Gao Wan. "

"My surname is Mei, and my name is Mei Liangliang. ”

“My surname is Wu, and my name is Wu Qing. "

"My surname is Mao, and my name is Mao Rongrong. ".........

The teacher looked up to the sky and roared: "Oh my god, what kind of students did I meet! "The teacher spit out blood and fell to the ground to die

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