I will play ball with the department head tomorrow. How can we make leaders feel interesting?

An elephant asked the camel, "How did your boobs grow on your back?" The camel said, "Stay away, I don't talk to Chicken's face!" " "The snake laughed wildly after listening to the conversation between the elephant and the camel. The elephant turned to the snake and said, "Laugh! You have a face on chicken @ chicken, you are not qualified! "

A poor scholar studied hard and wrote couplets in front of his house to encourage himself. The first part is "Sleeping in the Cottage Closing Speech", the second part is "Lying on your feet and playing the flute", and the second part is "Willing to listen to destiny". One day, a Henan man passed by and was curious to see this couplet. He read aloud in his hometown dialect: "Who the fuck @ my fart @ my eyes @ my son" and "I hurt him" ... Yo, and Heng Ping! But this time he read backwards: "Do it again tomorrow!" "

The driver sent the leader to the literary evening, and the leader entered the venue. The driver was stopped by the security guard. The driver said that I am a system with the leader. The security guard said, "Chicken @ Ba and eggs are also a system. Chicken @ Ba went in, but can eggs go in? "

An adult man came to a hotel. He saw many beautiful cars in the hotel and asked the boss why there were so many beautiful cars. The boss told him that I have a five-year-old son who does three things. If you can follow suit, you can choose a car here and drive away. If you can't, leave your car. Many people can't do it, so ... he thinks a five-year-old child can do it. The boss took him to a room where there was a beautiful naked beauty. The child used to kiss her, and he followed suit. Then the child touched the beauty all over her body, and he followed suit. The third thing, the child took out his penis and bent it three times. ...

The female white-collar worker in the office asked her male colleague to tell a short and meaningful yellow joke. The man thought for a moment and said eight words: "I am weeding, you are at noon!" " "

A man saw one: no surgery, no hospitalization, let your life become bigger and thicker easily! I was overjoyed and remitted the money immediately. A few days later, I received the parcel and eagerly opened it! ! It turned out to be a magnifying glass!

I feel like a pervert. I have Oedipus complex, and I like the best hobbies. Why else do I want to fuck @ her @ milk @ milk every time I see our super supervisor's face?

I remember one day shortly after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a message: "Let's break up!" Before I could feel sad, my girlfriend sent another message: "Sorry, I sent it wrong." This can be very sad. ...

One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and roared: You @ he @ mom have never seen a naked man! The female driver is also angry: I see where you @ him @ mom @ pay!

One day, a lion and a bear were in the orchard. A few days later, the trees near Lion db grew more luxuriantly than those near Bear db. So the bear said a very philosophical sentence: lion shit is better than bear shit ~!

Someone has just been abandoned by his girlfriend and happened to meet his ex-girlfriend flirting with his new lover in the street. The more he watched it, the angrier he became, trying to humiliate them. So I made a polite greeting and said contemptuously to my girlfriend's new love, "You don't dislike my second-hand goods!" " Just when he was proud of his creativity, his ex-girlfriend smiled and said, "One inch outside is old, and the inside is brand new!" "

Taiwanese businessmen doing business in the mainland like to go to entertainment places every night because their families are there. One day, unfortunately, he was arrested by the police, and the Taiwanese certificate was stamped with the word "". He was very unhappy, so he spent some money through relationships and got rid of this indecent term.

A week later, his friend told him that it had been finished. He thought, as long as the mainland has money, what is impossible? After receiving the Taiwanese certificate, he excitedly opened it, covered with three big words: No.

Later, he tried to get rid of the word "fly" through more powerful people, because he felt that these three words were still indecent, so the account had to be calculated. Because he will go back next month ... friends have repeatedly assured him that there will be no problems, but politeness is absolutely indispensable.

Another week passed, and his friend came to him and said, "It's really done this time!" ! He hurriedly took the Taiwanese certificate and saw that it read:

"African fire worm"

In the evening, one of the four people fell asleep in the dormitory, and three people were discussing how to express their confession after chasing girls for the first time. The discussion was heated, and the sleeping one woke up ... and said, Don't say anything, let's go to bed. ...

A couple, both 67 years old, went to a sex clinic for treatment.

Q: "Is there any problem?"

The man replied, "Do you want to see us have sex?"

Although I felt a little confused, I agreed.

When you finish, say you did a good job. No problem.

So I charged them $32 for medical treatment.

In the next few weeks, the couple visited the doctor several times. They all make an appointment first, come to the clinic to watch them have sex, and charge a treatment fee of $32 every time they announce that they can.

I couldn't bear to press it on this day and asked, "What do you want to find out?"

The old man replied, "no, we can't go to his house when he is married, and I can't go to my house when I am married." Holiday Inn charges $60, Hilton Hotel charges $78, only $32 from you, and I can deduct $28 from the insurance ... "

In order to cooperate with the comprehensive application of Wei Gewan in China, a group of elites were invited to write a poem.

After racking their brains, one of them still found nothing, ashamed of the host's hospitality. When handing in the paper, he was ashamed to hand in a blank sheet of paper and said, Sorry, I can't think of it.

The next day, the best language was announced, and everyone was shocked. Wei Ge's Chinese dialect is:

I don't want to ... show up ...

The professor asked: What do rotten radishes and pregnant women have in common?

A student replied: it's all caused by bugs. Only get 60 points.

Another student got full marks, and the answer was: it was all because he was late.

Q: Who is the most pitiful person in the world?

A: Artillery company cookhouse squad soldiers!

Q: Why?

A: I wear a green hat to take the fall and watch others have sex all day!

Several little boys scraped together a dozen dollars and wanted toys, but they were worried: What can a dozen dollars do? One of the suggestions: go to sanitary napkins! People don't understand, why? The boy said, I don't know, but TV said that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball games, skate and be carefree and happy!

Japanese soldiers are very sexy, so they are called Huang Jun! That's what color wants to do, so it's called the Japanese army. Later, I was defeated, so I had to call myself @ Wei @ Team! Self-consolation is Japan itself, so it is called Japanese!

The female reporter asked the farmer about the origin of mad cow disease. The farmer says I have to milk ten times a day, but cows can only mate once a year. The reporter is puzzled; The host said loudly: rub it for you every day, once a year, can you not be crazy?

Couples can do it, but men always have a strange request: they have to wait for the official before doing it.

The woman was curious and once turned on the light halfway. Glancing at his body, he was furious and kicked the man under the bed: "You son of a bitch, you always use cucumbers against me, so what's the point of us being together?"

Who knows that after getting up, the man was even more furious: "Shit, you still have the face to kick me. I haven't asked you what happened to your child! " "

Old Liu, the doorman, was a single man with no money, but he played all the beautiful nurses and was exhausted at last.

Dr. Zhang has been thinking, is this old six-step old man a bad old man? Why do so many people like him? So I decided to go to the morgue to find out.

When I arrived at the morgue, I opened the white cloth and saw that Lao Liu's penis was very big. Dr. Zhang suddenly realized that it is no wonder that so many nurses are willing to work for him. No, I want to take it back to my wife. So he pulled Liu's second brother down and took him home.

After work in the evening, Dr. Zhang happily opened the door and said to his wife, "Look, what did I get back?" ! "

Dr Zhang's wife is cooking. Looking back, she was shocked: "Ah? ! Lao Liu is dead? ! "