A funny joke.

1. When I was a child, every time I walked at night, I always felt that someone was following me, so I developed the habit of turning back after a few steps. Ten years later, I became a 1 tango teacher.

2. In the big night, you can also see many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food on the street. Suddenly feel very inspirational. Everyone else is still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

3. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: sleepy in spring, sleepy in summer and sleepy in autumn.

Sometimes I really envy people around me. Everyone can be with the person they like, unlike me, who is surrounded by people who like me. what can I do?

6. When one or two people say you are fat, you don't think so, but when more and more people say you are fat, you will know the seriousness of the matter, and there are more and more liars.

7. I have a son named "Shuai" in the future, and others will say, "Shuai Dad!"

8. After you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and wipe the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough?

9. It was late at night, and the child began to cry while sleeping. Father decided to sing a lullaby to coax him. As a result, just after singing a few words, the next door protested: let the children cry!

10. A good-looking person is an avatar, and an ugly person is an expression pack.

1 1. The so-called goddess is the kind of person who knows at a glance that it is impossible to have anything to do with you in this life.

12. A customer angrily ran into the tailor's shop and pointed to the fashion designed by the owner for him, saying, "I was standing on the street corner yawning, and two people put letters in my mouth!"

13. I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will be thin, thin, thin.

14. My parents always worry that I spend money recklessly, but they don't worry that I have money to spend.

15. After all, women are emotional and have no immunity to all kinds of small animals, such as Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW and, of course, Tmall.

16. Every time someone gives me a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, I have to push it around. In fact, I'm really afraid of being pushed away.

17. "What eight characters can make men rain or shine! A phone call will arrive! " "Come and drink, all women!"

18. I found that I have special functions. Anyone who looks at me will get pregnant. For example, I met a girl on a blind date yesterday. I asked her, "How did you feel when you first met me?" The girl said, "disgusting!"

19. Life is not only the immediate life, but also the house that you can't afford and the salary that you can't afford to support your family.

I don't hate life, but I hate life without money.

2 1. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one can't help but walk into a street full of barbecue desserts, which will grow several pounds.

22. People who used to be recognized by ashes can't be recognized by makeup now.

23. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. Get to know him first, and before long, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

24. In math class, the teacher asked to answer questions, and all the class raised their hands except Xiao Ming. Teacher: Xiao Ming, tell me. Xiao Ming: Teacher, do you sell walkers? Where can't I order?