Humorous and funny love sentiment sentences

Which sentences about love make people feel humorous? The following are humorous love sentiment sentences I compiled for everyone to read.

Excerpts from humorous love sentiment sentences

1. I find that you are getting more and more beautiful. It turns out that our ancestors have long said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The ancestors also said: Xi Shi has a hero in his eyes, and the hero in your eyes refers to me.

　2. ? When you, my lover, on a bamboo horse, came trotting in circles and throwing green plums. We lived near together on a lane in Ch'ang-kan, both of us young and happy-hearted? . Maybe we're not? Childhood friends? But we are definitely? Two little guesses? . I'm not guessing yours? Small belly and chicken intestines? , you don't guess me? Small-minded? . Bless us? Two little people? Love? Sweet honey? .

3. In order to live for you, I broke my fingers and brought stones to build the building; For your health, I am not afraid of hardship, taking care of you three times a day; For your health, I climbed mountains and waded, and invited a doctor to treat you. Cook your favorite food every day to comfort you for you; For you, even if I work hard, I am willing; Please, dear pig, grow up quickly!

4. I weave a love net with love as the shuttle and love as the thread. I'm the one who weaves the net, and I'm the one who pulls it. I really hope it's you. You shoot a Cupid arrow with love as the bow and love as the string. You are the one who draws the bow, and you are the one who shoots the arrow. I wish it was me.

5. and the silk-worms of spring will weave until they die, I love you even more; Wildfire never quite consumes them, love can't burn out; The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying, and their laughter will never stop; I don't know how to express my love for you, but I say to you loudly: I love you!

6. In my dream, I was deaf and dumb. My teacher taught me simple pronunciation. I said three words to you in an unpleasant voice, and then I saw you smiling like a flower. I suddenly understood. I love you? Is the most beautiful confession! !

7. I haven't loved you for two or three days, missed you for a week or two, and missed you for a month or two. If you don't agree to marry me, I'll move in with you. It's up to you.

8. Even if your father is Li Gang, even if you look like Xifeng, even if you are fatter than Furong, I still miss you every minute. Promise to get drunk with me in this life, and I will love you even more!

9. I wanted to learn plastic surgery to make you more beautiful, but my IQ is not enough; I wanted to build a villa to make your life more comfortable, but I didn't have enough financial resources. I wanted to earn a lot of money, so that you can have food and clothing, but my ability is not enough; I have to say to you: I love you! I wonder if it's enough?

1. You are like a pile of fire in winter, afraid to get too close, afraid of being burned by you, and afraid of being too far away, afraid of feeling lonely and cold alone!

11. Let me teach you archery. Archery is really interesting. First of all, you have to pull the bow open hard, and then aim at the direction where the arrow goes out with your heart. Well, just shoot at my heart. I am willing to be your prey!

12. It takes two to clap, so I want to clap my hands with you. An inch of time is an inch of gold. Hold hands early and catch gold early. A radish is a pit, and it is born with you. Once we met, we got to know each other twice. It turned out that we were a family 5 years ago. The hole is dug, so jump down quickly.

13. Keep your eyes open and keep an eye on you at all times; Block all troubles and let you avoid harassment; Constantly surprise you and make you smile; Your happiness is my motivation. I want to create a beautiful life with you!

14. I leave home to kiss you in the morning, go home to hug you at night, miss you in Doby at work, and send short messages to play with you: I don't love fairies in the sky, but I only have you in my heart; I don't pick wild flowers in the world, I only really like you!

15. I'm leaving. Don't look for me, because where I'm going, you'll never see me again. Your heart is so warm, I'll hide it in your heart all my life.

16. In this happy world, there is a happy me, and I will use my happy time to send short messages to you. Very happy to tell you, a happier thing, I love you? Happy? Like? Big Wolf loves Hong Tailang? !

17. A message is a piece of love, and a greeting is an inch of heart; In the dream, Yu Jun often meets, and the reality is separated from Chung Shan Man; I sent my heart and the bright moon, but on rainy days, I entrusted my feelings to the bluebird, which lost its way and did not return it; It is said that the cell phone signal is good, so spare no effort to send messages. In order to keep you and me in love, rush in the expenses!

18. I regard everything you say as a classic; I keep every smile of yours in my mind; I hope you are happy and wish you success. I always wish you silently. Don't be moved, and don't say I'm great. I'm more concerned about why you haven't given me the living expenses this month!

19. The rainbow is beautiful because it has experienced the baptism of wind and rain; Love is beautiful, and it is a yearning that is deeply concerned; For our perfect love, please stay away from me!

2. Ten days without sleep, nine days busy preparing, eight days thinking, seven days haggard, six days tired, five days hungry, four days thinking beautifully, three days feeling right, two days smiling, and the last day making a major decision: I love you all my life without regret!

21. When a stone sinks into the water, waves rise; when a tiger enters a mountain forest, all animals are startled; when you enter my heart, it's noisy; your figure is heavy, your face is layered, and you laugh; today, I say I love you and miss you every minute.

22. I watch the stars at night and count my fingers. It's not good. Recently, you have trivial matters, troubles, depression, depression, resentment, etc., which have filled your heart and affected your life and work status. For this reason, I specially asked a master to help you eliminate disasters and solve problems. The master clearly said, Shout to me loudly? I love you? A hundred times, you will be happy again and again. Remember, remember!

23. I'm a stray prey. I hope you can be a hunter and capture me. Although your courage is very small, I think your talent is very high. I will invite you to the shooting range to practice shooting tomorrow. You will definitely become a qualified hunter. Remember to be there tomorrow!

24. My love for you is as long as Lamian Noodles, as hot as Huimian Noodles in a hot pot, and as lofty and fashionable as spaghetti. Three kinds of noodles are your favorites. If you want to catch your heart, you have to catch your stomach. I don't believe you won't give in. Hey hey

25. Don't flatter yourself when you see the message. I sent it to your best friend. Please help me convey my love for her, because I'm too shy to get up the courage. Please help me convey it. Finally, I remembered a sentence you said, which is very memorable. You said that your best friend is yourself! I feel like a fish after falling in love with you. You are like sea water. If I can't swim around your world, I will definitely suffocate. Dear, let me stay with you and wander with you!

2. Would you please stop running around? Walk slowly, okay? How about taking a break? Take care of my feelings, too, okay? We are tied together, we should act in unison, we should be inseparable, and we can only live together. I can't help it. It's all the fault of Yue Lao. You should get married quickly and be happy all your life.

3. Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Just wait for your word. If you agree, we will get married. If you don't agree, we will get divorced.

4. Snowflakes are floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes are leaking their feet. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please call me back gently!

5. When I passed the drugstore, I turned several turns in my mind and thought of you: The more I feel like you? Medicine bottle? . Don't be angry, because you are my medicine-my mind, body and heart are occupied by you! Baby, I love you!

6. I really want to erase you from my memory, but I always think of you involuntarily: every moment in my dream and every minute when I wake up.

7. You always clamored for me to pick the most beautiful stars for you. I smiled and said, How can I be willing to pluck out your eyes?

8. Laugh it off, and I am deeply in love with you. Alone, my heart is racing to 18. I am lucky to have three generations. Thank you for being in my life every day. Being under one roof for four generations is our goal in the future. Dear, I want to shout out loudly: I love you!

9. Since you have lived in my heart for several years, and you don't pay the rent, and because I spent time with you in my dream, I didn't get enough sleep, dear, just promise to be my girlfriend!

1. I've been wandering around in the vast sea of people, dragging the household registration book and 9 yuan in my pocket, and then I met you and led you into the civil affairs bureau. I love you, wife!

11. Nobel said? I am interested in love? No promises? , so in? Nobel Prize? There is no such thing as a love prize 3. ? I say to you:? I am? Nobel Prize? If you love me, I will be awarded to you. thank you ?

12. Two days ago, I went shopping and passed by the Civil Affairs Bureau. I saw many people there. When I asked, I said it was very cheap to get married now, so I thought of you. Let's get married, too. It's my treat!

13. You and I met too early, but it was too late for love. When I was still singing Who Can I Ask for Love, when you said If I were true and Love You, I was so happy that I forgot who I was. I believe the love of A brief encounter has penetrated into my soul! Dear, please believe the sincerity of I love you, and I can make you happy!

14. Will you be my girlfriend? Now you have four choices: A is my girlfriend, B is willing to be my girlfriend, C is very willing to be my girlfriend, and D is above.

15. Madame Curie said? I suspect there is in love? Thunder man? Take one to the laboratory to do the experiment first. ? The result of the study is that you are not ordinary? Thunder man? , you are legendary? Thor? ! Humorous and funny sentences about love

1. Oops, there have been heavy rains, frequent earthquakes and disasters on all sides recently? Well, well, let's pray to heaven together. What's the prayer? I love you

2. For you, the feeling of first meeting is like a piano under construction (love at first sight), seeing you again is like a mobile phone can't fall into the toilet (it's now or never), missing you is like a dentist's toothache (unable to extricate itself), being around you is like a bee stopping on a calendar (sunny), and now it feels like Xiaoyu telling Xiaoming that her father is impotent (unable to stop). Do you know about pigs? I miss you very much!

3. Don't sneeze, because then I will catch a cold; Don't sleep late, because then you can't eat the breakfast I cooked. Don't lose your temper, because then I will be very sad. Don't ignore me, or I will go crazy!

4. I spent all my time waiting for your love. I am carving and casting our love with my heart. I try my best to use gorgeous language to compile our love, looking forward to your reply and asking for your love. I hope that the long night is not only waiting, but also love.

5. In spring, you are like a flower in the field reflecting my heart; In summer, you are tender as fire, and the sunshine warms my heart; In autumn, you are the cool breeze blowing from the evening breeze, which makes me extremely excited; In winter, you are a snow-white and flawless angel, which makes me feel extremely happy!

6. Don't look at me vulgar, that means I am sincere, don't look at me stupid, that means I am sincere to you, don't look at me stupid, that's because after falling in love with you, don't look at me handsome, that's because I am the most handsome in your heart!

7. I went to make a wish for you yesterday, hoping that you can find the right partner as soon as possible. Then God spoke. He said don't look so hard. I'll be your other half.

8. I miss your smile, your coat, your white socks and your smell. Let my thoughts turn into white clouds in the sky and bring my attachment to you. Honey, come back. My son and I miss you.

9. People can't always trip over a stone, but you have tripped over my stone too many times. I suggest you take my stone home and put it at home. So I can't trip you up.

1. I heard that you are gentle, that you are cute, that you love to laugh, and that you want to fall in love. Seeing is believing. Let me see.

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