The deaf heard the dumb say that the blind saw a ghost. Such a joke.

A disabled man with no hands stole a naked man's wallet. The blind man saw this and told the deaf about it. The deaf told the dumb again. The dumb man was bold and shouted "Put down your wallet", which startled the deaf. The blind man said stop arguing, and the lame man came to watch the fun with mental illness. Mental illness said, stop arguing, everyone is rational!