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What if driving without a license catches it?
A bread truck is carrying 14 people, and a passenger behind it says to the driver: You are overloaded; Many points will be deducted if you are caught! The driver turned around and smiled calmly: deduct points, you have to have a driver's license! Suddenly, the car was filled with countless panting voices ... The passenger asked: Do you dare to drive without a driver's license? The driver said nothing, wine makes people brave, and I drank a catty of Erguotou at noon. What am I afraid of? Everyone was so nervous that they broke into a cold sweat, and then another passenger said, why not take a driver's license test? Driver: Myopia is more than 2,000 degrees, and the right leg is still a prosthesis. How to detect it! The passenger asked, aren't you afraid that driving without a license will be sentenced? Driver: I have mental illness. What am I afraid of? The whole car was silent! A passenger said trembling, I want to get off! Driver: Get off! The brakes are broken! Hang in there, it's downhill!
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