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Who is the wind and water in the loach land?

According to legend, there were two brothers who were addicted to gambling and didn't even have a decent thing at home. The father saw that their son was addicted to gambling, and it was difficult to repent. He was so angry that he gave up his life. When the two brothers saw this scene, they were frightened and went to the neighboring village to find a geomantic master of Yang Gong geography. Seeing that they were angry and died of their father, Feng Shui advised them. If they don't repent, they will ignore it. Seeing that the two brothers had the intention of repentance, the Feng Shui master chose the burial date, and said that the tomb was halfway up the mountain in the south, and there was a waterlogged wetland, but the hole could not be dug with a shovel, so it could only be buried by hand.

When relatives and friends saw that the two brothers had repentance, they also gave them money to bury their father.

That night, the two brothers were counting the money sent by relatives and friends, and when they saw the money, they began to gamble again. As a result, they stepped into the casino and lost everything. At this time, the two brothers, completely blind, ran home and rummaged around to see what else was valuable. They searched the bottom of the house three times, but they still didn't find anything of value. They sat beside their father in dismay, looked at him and thought, What now? ..... It is impossible to turn over, but I don't want to lose so much money.

Just as they were impatient, the eyes of the two brothers suddenly lit up. Isn't the door panel where their father is lying solid wood? He should be able to earn some money, right? But on second thought, this is his father's last burial board. Can you do it? You asked me, I asked you, and finally I thought of another blog. At this time, the time for burial is running out, so the two brothers said to their father, "Now we have nothing, and we are sorry for your old man. We should treat the door panel below you as money. If we can earn back the lost money this time, we will definitely bury you again. After that, he wrapped his father in a rotten straw mat and carried him to Nanshan together.

At this time, it began to rain, and the road was slippery in the dark, making it more and more difficult to walk up the mountain. Halfway up the mountain, the two brothers were exhausted and stopped to have a rest, feeling that they could no longer lift it. Anyway, my father was buried temporarily. It is better to bury my father here. Thinking about it, I saw a waterlogged wetland on the side of the road, much like what the Feng Shui master said. The waterlogged land is soft and easy to dig by hand, so the two brothers go to dig mud and can't dig.

The next day, the two brothers pawned the door panel and made the final bet. As a result, they won the bet and got out of hand. They not only won back the money they lost, but also won a lot. Remembering their promise to their father at that time, they decided to bury their father again.

The two brothers went to invite the Feng Shui master to go up the mountain to survey the land. The feng shui master said there was no need to go. Your father has been buried, there is no need to be buried again. The two brothers don't think this is appropriate. Now that they have money, they must hold another grand funeral so that their brother can save face in front of the world. Seeing that persuasion failed, the Feng Shui master went up the mountain with them. The two brothers sent someone to dig up their old father, but they couldn't find it for a long time. Digging is just a muddy water. The two brothers asked the Feng Shui master why this happened. The feng shui master advised him not to dig any more, so he built a tomb on it.

At this time, the stubborn and rich brothers refused to listen to advice and insisted on raising their old father. In desperation, the Feng Shui master said, "You can't dig like this. Sprinkle a bag of lime to support your father. " The two brothers sprinkled lime into the muddy water themselves and saw blisters in the water. After a while, the bones of their old father grew slowly, and the two brothers buried their old father according to local customs.

Finally, the Feng Shui master warned the two brothers that your luck was over. From now on, you should be a down-to-earth person and strive to get rich. Later, he slowly left a jingle: "If you want to get rich, you should bury the loach land, for fear of poor fortune and shallow fate."