The difference between keeping a cat and a dog every day! !

The difference between keeping a cat and a dog every day.

1. When the master comes home,

Cat:

Excuse me, where have you been every day? Labor and capital haven't eaten yet. Hurry and cook for me! Get the food ready and go wherever you want!

Dog:

Master, you finally came back. I miss you so much. Come and hug me ~

2. When going out for a walk

Cat:

What? You can go out if you like. I'm not going out. I want to sleep. Don't disturb the management. Get out of my sight.

Dog:

Yeah! ! ! When I am away from home, my favorite thing every day is to go out to play with you. Master, it's very kind of you. I love you. Come on, I can't wait to get out.

3. When you want to kiss it

Cat:

Kiss you, big head. Labor and management are in a bad mood today. Don't touch me. Let you touch me. Look at my shadowless claws.

Dog:

Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, every part of my body. Am I your favorite dog? I hope you can kiss me every day.

4. When criticizing it

Cat:

Enough scolding? That's what I did. Is the batter out? I'll dare again next time ~

Dog:

Master, I really know I was wrong. I dare not do it next time. Please don't get angry. Please forgive me for being so cute.

5. When you want to take a bath.

Cat:

I can't wash, and I can't wash anything. Can you stay away from me?

Dog:

It's good to take a bath. Master had better give me a massage. It is really comfortable.

6. When you forget to feed

Cat:

Shovel, I'm telling you, you forgot to feed the labor. I am really angry. Be careful, I don't recognize the Lord. It won't happen again.

Dog:

Master, it's time to feed. I am really hungry. Promise me you won't forget next time, okay?