Tell some jokes about the year of the ox.

One beautiful morning, the sky was clear, but a farmer sat in front of his house drunk and lost his mind.

A passer-by came forward curiously and asked, "fellow villager, the weather is so good today, why don't you enjoy it and drink here instead?"

The farmer replied, "well, there are some things you can never explain."

Passerby: "What misfortune happened?"

Farmer: "I milked today and just squeezed a bucket." The cow kicked the bucket over with its left foot. "

Passerby: "Bad luck, but not bad enough."

Farmer: "Well, there are some things you can never explain."

Passerby: "Then what?"

Farmer: "I tied the cow's left leg to the post with a rope and squeezed it." As a result, when a bucket was just full, it kicked the bucket over with its right leg. "

Passers-by smiled and asked, "Then what?"

Farmer: "Well, there are some things you can never explain." I tied his right leg to the post, just filled a bucket, and he swept it down with his tail. "

Passerby: "It's bad enough. Forget it, don't be sad. "

Farmer: "Well, there are some things you can never explain."

Passerby: "What else? ! "

Farmer: "I don't have a rope this time. I'm going to tie the oxtail to the post with a belt." I pulled out my belt and grabbed the cow's tail. At this moment, my pants fell off, just as my girlfriend came in ... "

Already crazy.

One day, on the vast Australian grassland, two cows were discussing the European mad cow disease.

One cow said to another cow, "I heard that mad cow disease in Europe is terrible." I wonder if we have it here? "

Another cow shouted, "Are you crazy? Are we kangaroos? "

Trains and cows

The train suddenly grunted and then stopped suddenly. All the passengers jumped up from their seats.

"What happened, conductor?" A woman shouted angrily.

"Nothing, just a hateful cow hit us."

"Is it on the road?"

"Oh, it doesn't make much difference," replied the conductor. "We met it in the cowshed by the roadside."

The use of cowhide

The teacher asked the students, "Who can talk about the use of cowhide?"

Niu Niu scrambled to raise her hand: "You can make leather shoes and belts ..."

Bingbing then replied, "You can use it to blow!"

Teacher: "※% # @ ..."

Teacher: "Xinxin, you are the best. Please answer. "

Yan Yan pondered for a long time and said, "The biggest use of cowhide is to pack beef ..."

The teacher fainted.