Ask a joke about cars (preferably in English)

One day, an extremely rich businessman decided that it was time to indulge himself. He worked hard and made money all his life, and seldom spent a penny on himself. So he went out and bought the fastest commercial car in the world: a fully customized 200 1 Chevrolet Zoom. This puppy can reach a speed of 350 miles per hour on the straight, and it has all the advantages. Leather, CD, skylight, GPS, everything. It cost him a full $3 million.

He decided to go for a ride in the afternoon. When he met the red light, he was hanging around the town with his hand out of the window, enjoying the happiest time of his life. He parked his car next to an old man riding a small moped, who was already waiting for the red light.

"This is a car," the old man said in awe. "How much did that cost you?"

"Three million," the rich man declared. "This is a theft. This is the fastest commercial vehicle in the world. "

"You're kidding!" The old man scoffed. "How soon?"

"350."

The old man was so surprised that his jaw fell off. "Hey, do you mind if I go in and have a look?"

"Not at all," said the rich man.

The old man leaned over and put his head into the window. After looking around for a few seconds, he sat back in his moped. "That's a good car," he nodded.

Just then, the red light turned green, and the rich man decided to show the old man what his car could do. He drove out of the intersection, and a few seconds later, he was happily driving at 350 miles an hour.

He glanced at the rearview mirror by chance and found a dot on the horizon that seemed to be getting closer and closer. Sure enough, the dust is getting closer and closer until whoosh! It passed him. The rich man didn't understand what happened here, so he pulled over. He saw the spot on the horizon in front of him coming back to him again, and sure enough, whoosh! It overtook him again. However, this time, he came prepared and saw more clearly. He could swear that he saw the old man on the motorcycle. "But that's impossible," he thought.

The thing returned to the back of his car again, only this time it looked as if it was going to hit it. Hit it. There was a loud noise when that thing hit the back of the Chevrolet Zoom.

The rich man jumped out of the car and ran to the back of the car. The old man was dying on the road, and pieces of his moped were scattered around him.

"My God!" The rich man said in horror. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes," the old man replied feebly. "Before I die, I want you to untie my sling from your side mirror."

Another example: one day, a blonde ran into a truck while driving out.

The truck driver asked her to park in a parking lot and get off.

He picked up a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the sidewalk. He told her to stand in the middle and not to leave the circle.

In a rage, he went to her car and cut the tire.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man more angry, so he broke her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

The man was so angry that he broke all her windows and scratched her car with the key.

The blonde is laughing hysterically now, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.