Who can give me some funny jokes about zodiac signs? The more the better~

Aries

Mom often tells Aries: "Don't swing on the swing when wearing a skirt; otherwise, the little boys will see the small underwear inside

Oh! "

One day, Yangyang happily said to her mother: "I competed with Xiao Ming on the swing today, and I won!"

My mother said angrily: "Don't tell me. Don't let me swing when you're wearing a skirt!"

Yangyang said proudly: "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so he can't see it

My little underwear is gone!"

(Brave, straightforward, daring Aries)

Taurus

Melon vendor: "Come and eat watermelon, it's not sweet, no money required!"

Hungry Niu Niu: "Wow! That's great, boss, let's have a non-sweet one!"

(housekeeper, Want to have an affair but take care of your own Taurus)

Gemini

The mother asked both to get up: "Hurry up! The rooster has crowd several times!"

Shuangshuang said : "What does the rooster's crow have to do with me? I'm not a hen!"

(Gemini with strong self-awareness and independent thinking)

Cancer

Bus On the bed, Crab Xia said: "I want to sleep with my mother tonight!"

Mom asked: "Will you sleep with your mother when you get married?"

Crab Xia did not hesitate. : "Yeah!"

Mom asked again: "What about your wife?"

Crab thought for a long time and said: "It's easy, let her sleep with dad!"

Mom: "!＠#＄%＾&＊(...-"

Looking at Dad again, tears are already filling my eyes!

(Oedipus Cancer (Cancer with complex and attachment)

Leo

The lion went to his grandma’s birthday party. When it was time to eat birthday buns, the lion asked: "Why do we eat such farts?"

A birthday bag? "

Everyone's expression changed greatly after hearing this.

Then Shishi opened the birthday bag, looked at the bean paste inside, and said: "Grandma, look! There's poop in there!"

Everyone was dizzy and vomited.

(A proud lion who feels for himself and is not afraid of others' opinions)

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Virgo

Fangchang was very curious about the belly button, so he asked his father.

My father briefly explained the reason why the umbilical cord connects the fetus and the mother's body and said: " After the baby left the mother's body, the doctor cut off the umbilical cord and tied a knot, which later became the belly button. "Then why didn't the doctor tie a bow?" "

(Virgin who is curious and pursues perfection)

Libra

My father said to Tiantian: "Don't go to school today. Last night. ． ． Your mother gave you two younger brothers. Just tell the teacher

that's it. "

Tiantian replied: "Dad, I only said that I gave birth to one child; I want to save the other one for next week if I don't want to talk about it in time!"

"

(Smart, weighing scales)

Scorpio

As soon as Scorpio fell asleep, he was bitten by a mosquito .

He got up to drive away the mosquitoes, but he couldn't. He pointed at the mosquitoes and said, "Okay, if you don't go out, I will!" "

As he spoke, he left the room, closed the door tightly and said proudly: "Humph! If I don’t enter the house tonight, I will starve you to death

! "

(Scorpio who doesn’t understand and doesn’t play by common sense)

Sagittarius

Saishe: "Dad, why do you have so many white hairs? ? "

Dad: "Because you are naughty, Dad has a lot of white hair.

"

Sheshe: ... (in doubt)

Sheshe: "Then why does Grandpa have all white hair? "

Dad:!＠#＄%＾&＊(…

(Sagittarius who likes to think)

Capricorn

One day , Jie Jie went to the street with her mother; while walking on the road, it suddenly started to rain.

My mother took Jie Jie’s little hand and said, "It’s raining, run forward!"

Capricorn asked slowly: "Then it won't rain ahead!?"

(Capricorn understands the reality and is too lazy to change)

Aquarius

Ping Ping asked her mother: "Why do you call Mr. Chiang 'ancestor'?"

My mother said: "Because 'ancestor' is a name for the dead."

Ping Ping said: "Should the deceased grandma be called "Fresh Milk"?"

(An Aquarius who is born to be different and whose thinking is always different from ordinary people)

Pisces

Dad told Yuyu about how he often went hungry when he was a child.

After hearing this, Yuyu had tears in his eyes and asked sympathetically: "Oh, Dad, are you because of this?" Did you come to our house because you had no food? "

(Pisces is rich in compassion and does not care about the situation)