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What is the classical Chinese saying of Zhuangzi Fan Fen?
Zhuangzi Hugh drum basin into the original road:
Wealth and five more spring dreams, fame and fortune are all floating clouds. At present, the flesh and blood is not true, and love becomes hate.
Don't wear a gold cangue around your neck, and don't lock the jade. There is a pure wish to get rid of the hubbub and be happy with the scenery.
The poem "Xijiang Moon" exhorts people to break their infatuation and feel at ease. Like father and son, brothers and sisters, this is a book that keeps cutting. Although Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism are different, the words "filial piety" and "younger brother" can never be erased. As for having children and grandchildren, they are the next generation, which is very comprehensive. As the saying goes, children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, so don't be cattle and horses with them! Speaking of lovers, although the waist is tied with a red line and a red rope, it is really sticky and inseparable. As the saying goes, husband and wife fly to dawn with each other. Modern, bad human feelings, it is normal for father and son to arrive. Although children and grandchildren are in pain, they are not as good as husband and wife. He was drowned in the love of the boudoir, listening to the words on his pillow. How many people are confused by women and do unfilial things. This is definitely not a brilliant generation.
Now the story of Zhuang Sheng tinkering with the pot is not to provoke discord between husband and wife. As long as people distinguish between the virtuous and the foolish, and tell the truth from the false, they will let this concept fade from their initial infatuation, and gradually become clean and enlightened, which is beneficial to them. The ancients saw Fu Tian transplanting rice seedlings and reciting four poems, which was very insightful. The poem says: "Reach into Noda and look down at the water in the sky. Six clean squares are rice, and retrogression turned out to be progress. "
It is said that at the weekend, there was a noble man named Zhuang, Zhou, Zi Xiu and Song Guoren. Zeng Shizhou is a lacquer garden official. He studied under a great sage, the ancestor of Taoism, whose surname is Li, whose name is Bo Yang. Bai Yang was born with white hair, and everyone called him Lao Zi. Zhuangsheng often sleeps during the day, and his dream is a butterfly, which is vivid among the flowers and plants in the garden, and the meaning is very appropriate. When I wake up, I still feel that my arms are flying like two wings, and my heart is very different. I have this dream from time to time. One day, Zhuang Sheng talked about Yi's leisure time in Lao Zi's seat and told his teacher this dream. But he is a great sage, knows the origin of Sansheng, and points out the past reasons for Zhuangsheng. That village was originally a white butterfly in its infancy. It was born in water, the second generation of wood, the glory of wood, and the prosperity of flowers. The white butterfly took the essence of flowers, captured the beauty of the sun and the moon, gained the climate, lived forever, and had wings like wheels. After swimming in Yaochi, he stole the stamens of flat peaches and was pecked to death by Qingluan, a flower grower under the Queen Mother. He was born and became Zhuang Zhou. Because his roots are extraordinary, his heart is firm, he learns from Laozi and teaches pure inaction. Today, I was awakened from my previous life by Lao Tzu, only to know that there is wind blowing under my arm. It is a vivid butterfly. I think the world is fluid and naked. Lao Tzu knew that his mind was enlightened and gave him five thousand words of moral secrets. Zhuang sheng recited practice, so he could turn the invisible into the heart. From then on, I abandoned the future of lacquer garden collectors, bid farewell to Laozi, traveled around and visited Tao.
Although he lived in a pure religion, he never stopped getting married. He married his wife three times in a row. The first wife died of illness; The second wife has gone out; Now we are talking about the third wife, surnamed Tian, the daughter of Tianqi. Zhuang Sheng traveled in Qi, and Tianzong valued his character and married his wife. That Tian family is more beautiful than the previous two wives, with skin like ice and snow and graceful as a fairy. Zhuang sheng is not a lecherous, but he is also very respectful. He likes water as much as a fish. Chu Weiwang Wenzhuang was born smart, and sent messengers with 100 pieces of gold and 1000 pieces of brocade to hire him as a photojournalist. Zhuang Sheng sighed, "I sacrificed the cow's body to embroider, and I ate a little straw. I saw the hard work of plowing cattle and boasted about its glory. And welcome into the ancestral hall, the knife is in front, and you can't get it if you want to plow cattle. " So I didn't accept it. His wife returned to the Song Dynasty and hid in Huashan Mountain in the south.
One day, while traveling at the foot of the mountain, Zhuang Sheng saw many deserted graves and sighed, "The wise and the foolish belong to the same place, regardless of age. When people return to the tomb, how can they be restored to the tomb? " I consulted once. After a few more steps, I suddenly saw a new grave that had not been sealed. A young woman, dressed in white mourning, sat next to this grave with a fan in her hand, and even went to the grave. Zhuang sheng asked strangely, "madam, who is buried in the tomb?" Why raise the fan? Earth? There must be a reason. " The woman didn't get up, holding a fan as usual, and saying unreasonable things. Exactly: laugh at thousands of people when you listen, and add shame when you say it. The woman said, "I was a concubine husband in the imperial tomb, but unfortunately I died and buried my bones here. I was born in love with my concubine, and I can't give up when I die. My last words taught me that if I want to adapt to others, I can't get married until the burial is over and the grave is dry. I thought about the newly built land, and I would do it if I could get it, so I raised my fan. One. " Zhuang Sheng smiled and thought, "This woman is really impatient! Fortunately, he also said that he loved each other before his death. If you don't love each other, what else? " Nye asked, "madam, this new soil dries easily." Because my wife has a delicate wrist, she doesn't want to do it for her. " The woman just stood up and said, "thank you, officer!" " "Hands will be white fan, handed ZhuangSheng. Zhuangsheng started Daoism and raised his hand to take care of the top of the tomb. A few fans, the water is exhausted and the soil is dry. The woman smiled and thanked, "Please help me. Take off your silver hairpin, put it on your temples, and give it to Zhuang Sheng and the Wan Fan. "。 Johnson was flattered by his silver hairpin. The woman left happily.
Zhuangzi was upset. When he got home, he sat in the thatched cottage, looked at the fan and sighed four words: "It's not that enemies don't get together, when will they get together?" If I had known that I was heartless after death, I hooked love before I died. "Chef behind, smell the language of ZhuangSheng lamentation, come forward to ask. That Zhuangsheng is a virtuous man, and the husband and wife are also called Mr. Tian said, "Sir, what do you want to sigh?" Where did this fan come from? "ZhuangSheng will be a woman? I'll tell you again, I want to remarry. " What is this fan? Things on earth. I will give it to you because of my help. Hearing this, Tian immediately became furious, scolded the woman and said to Zhuang Sheng, "Such a fickle woman is rare in the world! "Zhuang Sheng added four more sentences:" Everyone said that he was deeply grateful before his death, and everyone wanted it after his death? "The grave. It is difficult to draw dragons and tigers, but it is difficult to draw bones. "
Tian Wenwen was furious. Since ancient times, there has been a saying: resentment abolishes relatives and anger abolishes gifts. Natian said angrily, regardless of decency, and spat at Zhuang Sheng, saying, "Although people are the same, they are different in virtue and stupidity. How can you say so lightly, taking the Taoist women in the world as an example? Don't apologize, they have trained good people. But you are not afraid of sin! " Zhuang Sheng said, "Don't talk empty words. If it is unfortunate, will you be as beautiful as flowers and jade for three or five years after Zhuang Zhou's death? " Tian Yue said, "Loyal ministers don't wait on two kings, while heroic women don't care about two husbands. How about two teas and two beds for women who meet other people? If it is unfortunate that it is my turn, there is nothing shameful about it. Let alone three or five years, even if it is a lifetime, there are still three points of ambition in the dream! " "I don't know," said Zhuang Sheng. Hard to say! Tian blurted out, "A woman with ambition is better than a man." . Heartless as you are, a person died, begged a person, gave it to a person and accepted a person. Telling others is just common sense. Our female Taoist family has a saddle and a horse, which is untenable. How can we tell others and make future generations laugh at us? Since you didn't die, you killed a man for nothing! "Johnson grabbed the fan from him and tore it to pieces." Johnson said, "There is no need to get angry. I just want to live up to my expectations! "Since then, nothing has happened.
A few days later, Zhuang Sheng suddenly fell ill, getting heavier every day. Tian is beside the bed, crying. Zhuang Sheng said, "I am so ill that it is only a matter of time before we say goodbye. It's a pity that the fan was torn the day before yesterday. Can I stay here for you? Grave! " Tian said, "Don't worry, sir! I study etiquette, know etiquette, and will never make up my mind. If you haven't read this letter, I want to know my heart before I die. " Zhuang Sheng said: "This shows that my wife is intelligent and I will die with my eyes closed." Say it, and you will die. Tian caressed his body and cried. Many central and eastern neighbors prepare clothes, coffins and funerals. Tian is dressed in plain clothes, so he looks sad and cries every night. Every time I think about the love of Zhuang Sheng before his death, I am going crazy, eating and sleeping. In front of the mountain and behind it, some farmers know that Zhuang Sheng is a hermit who has escaped his name. There is no more lively place to visit him than this city.
On the seventh day, suddenly came a scholar, with a face like powder and red lips, who was as handsome as one like you, and romantic life came first. Wearing purple clothes, embroidered ibis and old pale heads, he called himself the King of Chu. 1997 I made an appointment with Mr. Zhuangzi Hugh and wanted to worship at the door. Today, he came to visit. Seeing that Zhuang Sheng was dead, he said, "What a pity!" He quickly took off his coat and told Cang Tou to take out plain clothes and put it on. He bowed four times to Ling Qian and said, "Mr. Zhuang, I can't serve the teacher face to face. I am willing to hold a hundred days of mourning for my husband in order to do my best. " He bowed four times, tears streaming down his face, and invited Tian to meet him. Tian declined for the first time. Wang Sun said, "Old gifts, old friends, wives and concubines don't shy away. Besides, the boy has an appointment with Mr. Zhuang as his younger brother." Tian had to step out of the filial piety hall to meet the king and grandson of Chu and talk about the cold. As soon as Tian saw that the talented people of the grandson of the king of Chu were beautiful, he was moved with compassion and only hated being close for no reason. Sun Dao, king of Chu, said, "Although your master is dead, my disciples will never forget to miss you. If you want to borrow your house, you can stay for a hundred days, which will be a great loss for your former teacher. What works did the two teachers leave behind? Let's give a wink and teach a lesson. " Tian Dao: "This is a family friend. Why not stay for a long time?" Pay for the meal now. After dinner, Tian presented Zhuangzi's 5,000-word South China True Classic and Laozi's Tao Te Ching to Wang Sun. Wang Sun thanked him politely. There is a spiritual position in the middle of the thatched cottage, and Sun Zi 'an, the king of Chu, sits in the left compartment. Tian has a holiday every day, and on the grounds of crying, he goes to the left wing to chat with Wang Sun. Getting to know each other more and more, flirting with each other, being dispensable, Sun scored only five points, which was ten points. People you like live in seclusion in the mountains, so they do bad things and no one tells them; The person you hate hasn't been lost for a long time, so it's hard for a woman to ask for a man.
In a few days, about half a month. The woman couldn't hold back, quietly called the old warehouse head into the house, enjoyed the wine, and comforted her with words. Asked calmly, "Has your master ever been married?" "Never married," said the old warehouse owner. The wife asked again, "What kind of person will your master choose to get married?" Lao Cang said drunkenly, "My prince and grandson once said that if he was as rich as a young lady, he would be satisfied." "Is it true?" The wife asked. Are you lying? ""How can an old man lie at his age? " The old warehouse head asked. The wife said, "I ask your old man to make peace with me." If you don't give up your doubts, I will serve your master. "My master once told the old man that a good marriage only hinders the word' brother' for fear of being discussed. "。 The wife said, "Your master made an empty appointment with my late husband before his death, and he didn't have any education in the North, so he can't be considered a younger brother. Besides, the mountains are remote and desolate, and there are few neighbors. Who said that? The old gentleman is bound to make a big difference and teach you a wedding banquet. " Lao Cangtou agreed. When she was leaving, my wife asked me to pay and said, "If possible, come to my room and tell me sooner or later. I will wait here. " After the old head left, his wife hung in the air. Filial piety hall has been opened here for dozens of times. I really hope I can't tie the handsome boy's feet with a string and pull him in for a hug. Towards dusk, the woman was impatient and went into the mourning hall in the dark, listening to the voice in the left wing. Suddenly, the coffin rang and his wife got a fright. She only said that the dead man appeared and hurried around the back room to get a light. It turned out that the old bald man was drunk and lying flat on the coffin. His wife didn't dare to blame him or call him, so she had to go back to her room and spend another night.
The next day, I saw the old man walking around and didn't reply to the news. The woman felt itchy, so she called him into the house and asked him what was wrong. The old barn head said, "No! No, "said the wife. "Why not? Didn't you explain these words last night? " The old barn head said, "The old man told me. My great-grandson is right, too. He said,' This lady's appearance speaks for itself. If you don't worship the master and apprentice, you can ignore it. But there are three things I can't answer properly, madam. "The wife said," Those three things? " "My great-grandson said,' I saw the murder weapon in the hall, but I gave my wife a gift. How can I stand it? I don't like it. Secondly, Mr. Zhuang and his wife are loving couples. Besides, he is a moral celebrity, and my knowledge is extremely poor, so I am afraid that my wife will be frivolous. Third, I came empty-handed before my luggage arrived, and I was at a loss for the dowry banquet. This has three pieces, so it can't be done. "The wife said," Don't worry about these three things. The murder weapon didn't take root There is an amazing room behind the house. Just ask some Zhuang guests to carry him out. This is one thing. Second, where is my late husband a moral celebrity? When I couldn't stay at home any longer, I became a wife. This is called virtue. Chu Weiwang longed for his hollow reputation and regarded him as a relative. He knows that he is too talented to escape from here. Walking at the foot of the mountain the day before yesterday, I met a widow. Would you fan? Don't get married until the grave soil is dry. My husband molested him, took his fan and took his place? Earth, bring back those ten thousand fans. I tore it up. A few days before he died, he made a scene for him. There was no love! Your master's young people are eager to learn and can't get in. Besides, he is the grandson of the prince, and I am also the daughter of Tianzong. The door is quite similar. Here today, marriage is perfect. Third, I am the host of the engagement party. Who will take the engagement party? Banquet is also a trivial matter. I also saved 220 private platinum to make a new suit for your master. You go to Daoda again. If tonight is a good day to get married, you must get married. "The old warehouse took two taels of silver and went back to the king of Chu. King Chu Sun had to obey. Lao Cangtou replied to his wife.
The woman was so happy that she took off her mourning clothes and put on a pink face, red lips and a bright dress. Tell Cang Tougu to gather guests near the villa, carry Zhuang Sheng's body, stop in the shabby house at the back, clean the thatched cottage and prepare for the wedding reception. There is a poem to prove it: handsome and lonely are different, and Wang Sun intends to be more selective. A saddle and a horse. Who speaks? Think about it tonight. That night, the woman cleaned up the fragrant room, and the thatched cottage was brightly lit. The grandson of the King of Chu was dressed in royal robes and Shi Tian embroidered coat. They both stood under candles. A pair of men and women were as beautiful as jade and gold. After the memorial service, we went into the bridal chamber hand in hand and had a drink together. I was just about to go to bed and undress when suddenly the grandson of the king of Chu frowned and couldn't move. He fell to the ground crying and rubbed his chest with his hand, which was the last straw. Tian loves Wang Sun too much to care about the shame of marriage. He hugged him, stroked him and asked him why. The prince was speechless with pain, spitting and dying. The old man panicked and made a pile. Tian asked, "Did Wang Sun have this symptom on weekdays?" Lao Cangtou endorsed: "This disease is common on weekdays. Or once a year, once every two years, there is no radical cure, there is only one way, and it is effective. " Tian Ji asked, "What is it?" Lao Cangtou said, "Doctors should teach strange prescriptions more, and swallow them with hot wine in a stranger's brain, and the pain will stop. On weekdays, the old royal highness beat the king of Chu, called a death row prisoner, tied him up and killed him, and took his brain. How to do it in this mountain? His life is closed! " Tian said, "If you are born with a brain marrow, you will not be born. I wonder if the deceased can have it? " "Doctor Tai says that anyone who dies less than forty-nine days can still use his brain before it dies," said Lao Cangtou. Tian said, "My husband died more than twenty days ago. Why didn't he take the coffin away?" "I'm afraid your wife won't," said the old warehouse owner. "I married Wang Sun," Tian said. "A woman is devoted to her husband, but she does not hesitate. Why is it worth dying for? "
That is, he ordered the old man to wait on Wang Sun, and found his own axe, with an axe in his right hand and a lantern in his left. He went back to the broken house, put the lamp on the coffin lid, fixed the coffin head, raised his axe with both hands and chopped it hard. The woman's family is weak, how to divide the coffin? For one thing, Zhuang Zhou, a very successful man, refused to collect thick coffins. When the coffin grew to three inches, an axe cut off a piece of wood, and then the lid of the coffin cracked. I saw Johnson sighed from the coffin, pushed open the coffin lid and stood up. Although Tian was cruel, she was always a woman, and her legs were numb with fear, her heart was pounding, and her axe fell to the ground unconsciously. "Madam, help me up," cried Zhuang Sheng. The woman had to help Zhuang give birth to a coffin. Zhuang Sheng took the lamp, and his wife followed him into the house. The wife knew that there were two servants in the room, the king of Chu and the grandson, who squeezed two handfuls of sweat and took a step back. When I saw the house, the pavement was still brilliant, but the master and servant suddenly disappeared. Although the woman was secretly suspicious, she also let go of her courage and said to Zhuang Sheng diplomatically, "I miss you every day after your death. Just now, I heard a sound in the coffin. I thought there were many resurrected things among the ancients. I hope you can come back to life, so I opened the coffin with an axe. Thank god, it's reborn! It's a blessing for the slave family! " Zhuang Sheng said, "Thank you for your kindness. This is just one thing. Madame has been unfilial for a long time. Why is the brocade coat embroidered with skirts? " The wife explained: "You can't open the coffin impulsively, but you can use the splendid scenery to get a good omen." Zhuang Sheng said, "That's all! There is another poem. Why not put the coffin in the bedroom, but in the broken house? Is it also a good sign? " The wife has nothing to answer. Zhuang Sheng read the list of cups and plates again, and without asking why, he taught him to drink warm wine.
Johnson let go of a lot and had a few drinks. That woman doesn't keep pace with the times, hoping to warm her husband and be a new couple. She was beside the hip flask, coquettish and sweet-talking, trying to coax Johnson to bed. As drunk as a fiddler, Zhuang Sheng picked up a pen and paper and wrote four sentences: "I once paid my enemies' debts, but you loved them, so I stopped loving them." If I marry you again, I'm afraid your axe will split the top of the skull. "After reading these four poems, the woman was too ashamed to speak. Zhuang sheng wrote four more sentences: "where is the kindness of husband and wife for a hundred nights?" Make new friends and forget old ones. How can I wait when I just covered the coffin and was cut by an axe? Dry grave! " Johnson added, "I'll show you two people. Zhuangsheng pointed out with his hand. When his wife looked back, she saw the king of Chu, grandson and old warehouse head strolling in. The wife was taken aback. Turned and disappeared ZhuangSheng; Turning around again, even the servants of King Chu Sun disappeared.
There is no king and grandson in Chu, which is the invisible way for Zhuang Sheng. The woman looked in a trance and felt ashamed. She untied the embroidered belt around her waist and hanged herself. Alas! This is really dead. When Zhuang Sheng saw that Tian was dead, he wanted to break the coffin and let him be in full bloom. He used the pottery bowl as a musical instrument, drummed it into rhyme, and leaned against the coffin to make songs. The song says, "Big chunks have no intention of giving birth to me. I'm not Eve, and I'm not my wife. I ran into you and shared a room. The time is coming, and there are points and points. People do everything, and life and death are impermanent. Seeing is believing, and immortality is nothing! Life is like choosing, and death is like returning to the air. Hung me up and gave me a huge axe; I mourn Yi and comfort Yi with lyrics. Axe sounds like I'm alive, and singing sounds like I know! Hey, who am I? " Zhuang Sheng sang a song, and then recited four poems: "If you die, I will bury it, and if I die, you will marry it. If I really die, it will be a big joke! " Zhuangsheng laughed, broke the earthen basin, and set it on fire from the thatched cottage. The house was completely burned, and even the coffin was reduced to ashes. Only the Tao Te Ching and the South China Ching have not been destroyed, but have been captured and circulated in the mountains to this day.
Zhuang sheng traveled all over the world and never married. Or Yun meets Lao Zi in Hanguguan, walks with him, and becomes an immortal. Shi Yun: Wu Qi, who killed his wife, is so ignorant that Xun Ling can also scoff. Look at Zhuang Sheng's drums and pots. Carefree is my teacher.
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