A little joke about the text

Amin's Chinese teacher likes reading texts in class, so she chooses a few students and then recites the texts.

One day, Amin was absent-minded in class and was suddenly called by the teacher. Amin certainly doesn't know how to go on.

The teacher said angrily, "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, what's the next sentence?" Say it! 」

Amin: "5,4,3,2, 1."

Teacher: "........."

Xiao Zhang is a person who is often bullied at school.

So,

He was tongue-tied,

One day,

Xiao Zhang's classmate Xiao Ming told Xiao Zhang:

[Xiao Zhang, if you bark like a duck, I'll invite you to eat melon seeds]

Xiao Zhang said: [I ... I ... I just ... just ... don't ... strangle! ]

Xiao Ming said: [Please! ]

Xiao Zhang said: [No ... No ... No ... Don't! ]

Xiao Ming said: [Please! ]

Xiao Zhang: [No ... No ... No ... Don't! ]

Xiao Ming: [Please! Just once! ]

Xiao Zhang: [No ... No ... No ... Don't! And ... besides, I ... I ... I ... and ... and I don't ... like eating ... eating ... gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung.

Xiao Ming ha ha ha laugh.

One day, Xiaoming's school held a garden party! Xiao Ming strolled around ... and came across a sign in a drink shop that said: A glass of wine that will make your heart ache 100 yuan.

Xiao Ming wants to say that he didn't drink any. Look, the boss gave him a glass of wine.

Xiao Ming took a sip. He cried! And swearing

This really hurts me!

Reason: I drank boiled water.

Haha ~ ~ Please forgive me for telling jokes for the first time.

There is a girl who transferred to Class A, Grade Five. She introduced herself: Hello everyone! I may not be the smartest, I may not be the best, I may not be the most beautiful, and then all the children think she is modest, little girl! With a loud cry, I forgot to say my name. My name is Wei.

One day, a teacher came into the classroom, ready to announce.

As for the final exam, the teacher said: today's class score 100.

There are many people. (Students are cheering) The teacher said that there were more than 90 students in the class. (Students are cheering) The teacher said that there are more people with 90 points than those with 80 points. (Students are cheering) The teacher said that there are more people with 80 points than those with 70 points. (Students are cheering) The teacher said that there are more people with 70 points than those with 60 points.

Quiet ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

One day the teacher asked in class:

What are you doing this weekend?

A classmate said:

Eat it. Go to sleep. Play with bullets.

Classmate b said:

Eat it. Go to sleep. Play with bullets.

The teacher said:

I didn't expect the bullet hall to be such a collision game! What about classmate C?

Classmate c said:

My name is Bouncing. ....

One day, when the teacher was handing out papers, he happened to see Colin Fen.

The teacher said: Lin Fen! You got 0 in the exam & lt! ! You are that! ! Someone got 0 in the exam ><! !

The teacher said: Liao Shu atmosphere! You got 60 points in the exam! There is no further step ~

The teacher said: Ten! You got 10! Go backwards a lot ~ ~

The teacher said: a dog Finn! You got 05 points! Regress a lot ~

They all complain: It's all Abaga's fault! Help my brother get the "Keju"! ! My brother always gets 100!

Teacher: "Please make a sentence! In this sentence, there must be the word "sugar"! 」

Student: "Dad is drinking coffee. 」

Teacher: "Where is the word' sugar'? 」

Student: "In the coffee. 」