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Ji Gongzhi cracked the legend of headless case? Who knows?
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Words Li Fu picked up a woman's head, was seen by the officer person, and locked Quan Wang and Li Fu. Book account, the original
A headless case happened in Xiaoshan County. In Liangguantun, outside the west gate, there was a butcher named Liu Xi, and the couple lived together.
Liu Xi sells meat in Dongguan Town. On July 15, it was already sunset, and I went to the countryside outside Dongguan to ask for accounts and walked into Xiao.
At the entrance of Shanxian yamen, I met Sanliu, an official of yamen. This man likes jokes. His nickname is Joke 36. Ask Liu
Where do you like to go? Liu Xi said, "I'm going to the village outside Dongguan to get an account." 36 said, "it's getting late. You should come back today.
Really? Liu Xi said, "I will live in the village outside Dongguan and come back tomorrow." 36 is a joke, saying:
"Liu Xi, if you don't go back today, I will go to your house at night and sleep with your wife." Liu Xi said; "You dare to go, my daughter-in-law.
Scold you. Sanliu said, "If she dares to scold me, I will kill her." With that, Liu Xi left. Ritianliu
When Yi Xi came home, his wife was killed and his head was gone. Liu Xi sued Sanliu as soon as he arrived in Xiaoshan County.
Said 36 killed his wife for rape. Master is an honest official, surnamed Zhang Jia San, born in the second list, and immediately promoted to the court.
When I mentioned Sanliu and asked Liu Xi, Liu Xi repeated what Sanliu said yesterday, "My wife was killed by him today."
Yes The master asked, "Sanliu, why did you kill Liu Xizhi's wife?" Sanliu was frightened and said, "Yesterday.
I was joking with Liu Xi. I don't know who killed his wife. Yesterday, I was a handyman at the yamen.
I didn't go to yamen all night. "Sir, don't believe it, ask the officer person, you pass the certificate, liu didn't go out all night. old
I just sent two squad leaders, Wang Xiong and Paulie, to catch the murderer. They are richly rewarded, but they are not responsible. king
Bear, lead the life, lead the troops out of the camp. I haven't seen him for three days, so I only met his master and let everyone go.
People play forty boards and give them three days. Three days later, I didn't take it, and the host called again, calling three times in a row. Today is
Twelve days, if you don't get it, you will be beaten again. Wang Xiong and Paulie led everyone out of the house. They just arrived in Liulin and saw Li Fu playing.
When the parcel was opened, all the officials saw that it was a young woman's head, dripping with blood. The public said, "You deserve it. You can't be defeated today. "
Yes "Come and lock up Quan Wang and Li Fu, they have already run into the yamen. Come to the classroom, Wang Xiong went in, sir, right away.
Tang Sheng, take Quan Wang and Li Fu up. When his lordship saw it, he knew everything happened for a reason. An official pays attention to listening and reasoning,
Distinguish appearance from color. Seeing that Quan Wang was a cowardly scholar and Li Fu was an old man, the master asked, "What are the surnames of the following two people?"
Quan Wang said: "The old father is on the stage, and the student Quan Wang is polite." Li Fu said; "The master is at the scene, and the villain Li Fu kowtows."
The master asked, "Quan Wang, where are you from?" Quan Wang said: "The student is from Yongning Village, Tiantai County, Taizhou, and is a father."
Life took my Li Fu out to find my cousin. "The master said," Quan Wang, since you are from Tiantai County, why did you come to me?
On the ground, killed Liu Chunzhi's wife who sold meat in Liangguantun? Quan Wang said, "Back at my father's desk, that student didn't kill anyone, not at all.
Got it. "The master said," you didn't kill anyone. How can you have a head? Quan Wang said: "It's really my father Li, at
It's convenient to visit Tang Wei and invite the old lady, especially Shi Si. "The master knocked on the gavel and said," It's all nonsense, probably copied.
Ask questions and never answer them. Come on, watch the stick serve. "Sir, this is half a threat. His men promised to take the magazine.
Stick, suddenly a whirlwind in front of the lobby, blowing the opposite no one. A gust of wind passed, and the master saw a word on the desk.
It says:
There is no limit to the ways of displaying saints in the church. You are lucky to meet a coincidence today. They are not real murderers. Get the killer out of here.
Finish this case.
Master a look, "ah", a long time speechless, this just ordered the Quan Wang, Li Fu, locked up,
Don't be hard on them. You should eat and drink for them. His officer agreed, and the master immediately retired. reach
In the study, the men prepare dinner. After dinner, the host drinks tea in the study and sits under the lamp to think about the case. See the king
They are all students, and Li Fu is an honest man. He shouldn't do such an evil thing. Suddenly, a strange wind blew in the hall.
I don't know where this word comes from, but the more I think about it, the more strange it becomes. I hesitated, put down my hand and lay down. As soon as I closed my eyes, I saw the outside.
In came a poor monk with short hair more than two inches long, a greasy face, rags and short sleeves, and a velvet belt around his waist.
Rugged, barefoot, wearing two sandals. The master asked, "Who?" The monk said, "Me." The master said:
"Who are you?" The monk said:
I'm drunk, drunk, it should be Baishui crossing Xiaoshan. Master, if you want to solve the headless case, you must thank the poor monk.
An altar of wine.
Hearing this, the master said, "There is wine. Do you know who the murderer is? " The monk shook his head and left. The master said, "Go home.
Let's go "The monk didn't look back. The master was in a hurry and shouted, "Come back. "I cried when I was asleep and caught up with two.
Family members Zhang Fu and Zhang Lu stood by to wait on them. Seeing that the master was asleep, Zhang Fu whispered to Zhang Lu, "I talked to them yesterday.
After losing a few dice, the master fell asleep. Brother, you wait here and I'll play with them again. "Zhang Lu said.
"You go and come quickly." Zhang Fu nodded and was about to go out when the master dreamed, "Come back." The host said, "Call and.
When Shang came back, Zhang Lu was frightened. He thought he was going to roll the dice, but the master heard him. He called him back and said, "Little man?"
Let's go "Sir, wake up, remember very clearly in the dream. Immediately ordered Zhang Lu to bring the pen and inkstone, and Zhang Lu promised to take it.
The master wrote these four sentences that the monk said in his dream on paper, pen and ink. The master looked at these four sentences, wondering, look.
Come and have a look. I fell asleep again leaning on the table. Seeing the monk kicking outside again, the master asked, "Monk,
I don't understand what you just said. Let me ask you, do you know who the murderer is? Tell me, and I will thank you.
Tanjiu. The monk said, "Sir, I am a hermit in the West Lake." Pass by Xiaoshan on the way to Baishui. Quan Wang, Li Fu,
It is not a white grievance. Murderer, now Xiguan. Similar to the plaintiff, unequal. Investigate Liu Xi, and the case will be closed. "Is there?
Shang said that and turned away. The master said; "I don't understand what you said. Come back." The monk left again. grasp
After waking up, I picked up a pen and wrote these thirteen sentences again. Master, listening to the outside world, I thought, this dream is true.
It's really weird. I was speechless for a moment. After sitting enough, I closed my eyes unconsciously. Boundless, lost,
Just now, I saw the poor monk coming again. The master looked at it and asked, "Monk, who is the murderer? You have to say
I see. "The monk smiled and said," Do you really want to ask the murderer? It's a tapestry, but big stones are difficult to move. Before it rains,
Draw blood with a knife. "The monk had said these words, but since. When the master opened his eyes for 200, it was still a dream. Listen to the outside world.
The third aunt of magistrate of a county wrote these four sentences again. Zhang Jiasan, a magistrate of a county, was born in the second list, knowledgeable and talented.
I think these four sentences are even words. Velvet and crimson will be broken, and a big stone that is difficult to carry is a mountain. Before the rain comes, the wind is the head of the rain.
Wind, stabbing blood with a knife is killing, which adds up to four words, that is, "breaking the mountain and killing the wind." The magistrate thought, "It must be different sounds and characters, and it is fierce."
Hands must be peaks. "Think along while, already dead of night, this just sleep. Get up the next morning and clean up.
After eating tea, immediately spread thick soap and go to Class Three. The master asked the crowd, "Is there anyone here named Duan Shanfeng? Who are you waiting for?
Do you know? A bookseller came up and said, "Report to your Excellency, there is a pig killer named Duan Shanfeng in this county. "
Hearing this, the magistrate of a county "immediately sent Wang Xiong and Bao Li to catch me and locked me on a mountain peak." Hearing this, Wang Xiong and Li Bao turned red with fear.
As soon as he changed, he immediately kowtowed to the master and said, "I can't get Duan Shanfeng out of the army to enjoy his favor." The master said, "Why?
What? "Master Hui," he said, "Duan Feng has the ability to break a bench and cut stones. He can smash big stones into powder with one hand.
No matter how strong the bench is, if you sit hard, the bench will split in two. Duan Shanfeng can be outstanding, with high technology and practical service.
I can't accept it, please forgive me. Hearing this, the magistrate of a county rushed up angrily, slapped the gavel and said, "Ask an official a truth and do it."
If the criminal tries to catch the thief, if I send you to do it, you must do it for me. "Wang Xiong, Li Bao just kowtow, a look again, master came back.
Hall, turn the screen and go back to the house. When Wang Xiong and Paulie came to the classroom, Wang Xiong said, "How good is this? let alone
You and I, even twenty people, can't take that mountain peak. "Li Bao suddenly remind of a person, didn't spend much money to capture the mountain.
The power of blowing dust. I don't know what will happen, let's watch the next decomposition.
/Gudian/Gong Ji/
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