Simple English humorous jokes 10 words

old

lady

who

be

very

deaf

and

who

think

all

also

Dear,

go to

Go into ...

a

shop

and

ask

this

salesclerk

how

many

this

Things'

seven

Dollars,

Madam,

it

be

very

Cheap. '

this

lady

Say,

it

be

also

A lot,

give

it

arrive

I

for

Fourteen. '

I

do

no

say

seventeen

Dollars,

but

Seven. '

it

be

still

also

"A lot,"

answer

this

old

Lady,

give

it

arrive

I

for

Five. '

An old lady is deaf and always thinks things are too expensive. She walks into a shop.

She asked the clerk, "How much is this thing?"

"Seven dollars, madam, which is very cheap."

The old lady said, "It's too expensive. Fourteen dollars is almost the same. "

The clerk quickly said, "I didn't say seventeen, it was seven."

"It's still too expensive," said the old lady. "I'll buy it for five dollars."