Writing a composition is interesting.

1. Funny video Teacher Wang tells a composition. Although I have met many teachers and taught me many teachers, one of them impressed me the most-Mr. Wang, the funny teacher! He is my fourth grade math teacher. During this period, many hilarious things happened in our class.

There was a funny incident when the class started at 0: 00, and Wang Dican of our class sang in his seat: "I'm not Huang Rong, I can't do martial arts."

At this moment, Teacher Wang came into the classroom and heard Wang Dican's voice saying, "You can't do martial arts. I'll teach you martial arts! " Now you can go to the stake. "The students all laughed, and Wang Dican stood in the corner laughing.

One morning, I was having a math class. Teacher Wang saw two people playing cards. Teacher Wang said, "So-and-so, do you like playing cards very much? Then call my home after school and teach my daughter. She can't play cards yet! " The students burst into laughter, and both of them blushed with shame.

Do you think he is interesting?

2. Funny video Teacher Wang tells a composition. Although I have met many teachers and taught me many teachers, one of them is the teacher who impressed me the most-Mr. Wang, the funny teacher! He is my fourth grade math teacher. During this period, many hilarious things happened in our class.

There was a funny incident when the class started at 0: 00, and Wang Dican of our class sang in his seat: "I'm not Huang Rong, I can't do martial arts."

At this moment, Teacher Wang came into the classroom and heard Wang Dican's voice saying, "You can't do martial arts. I'll teach you martial arts! " Now you can go to the stake. "The students all laughed, and Wang Dican stood in the corner laughing.

One morning, I was having a math class. Teacher Wang saw two people playing cards. Teacher Wang said, "So-and-so, do you like playing cards very much? Then call my home after school and teach my daughter. She can't play cards yet! " The students burst into laughter, and both of them blushed with shame.

Do you think he is interesting?

3. The latest hilarious composition The weather is really good today, with clear skies and white clouds floating in Wan Li.

(Never seen such a scene _) My classmate Xiaogang and I go to school by bike. Suddenly, the valve core of his car was broken, so I pulled out my car and put it on him. We continue to ride to school happily together. It turns out that my bike doesn't need a valve core. _) When we passed a department store, I couldn't help feeling: Ah! It seems that people's living standards have really improved. Look at the old farmer, with a refrigerator in his left hand and a TV in his right, trotting home.

Worse than Stephen Chow in Kung Fu? ! ) all say that you can't do two things at once. Just as I was staring at the old man, an old lady suddenly rushed out of the fork. Just then, I came to an emergency stop with a bang, but I still knocked down the old lady and the egg basket in my hand danced with the wind. (What a beautiful egg _) Bang, the old lady was smashed to pieces, but she still stood up and ran away. (This old lady must be a sage like type _) She ran all the way back and said to me, "Take your time, young man. If I hadn't rushed home to nurse my grandson, I would have a good life! " I rushed to school in fear, just stepped on the class and entered the classroom.

The first class is English. As a rule, because I don't understand, I always sleep secretly until class is over. And because I sit in the last row, behind me is the back door of the classroom. Every time after class, my deskmate will wake me up and go out to bask in the sun.

Today, unfortunately, the teacher asked me to answer questions for the first time. I was awakened by my deskmate when I was asleep, thinking that class was over, so I got up and opened the back door and walked out of the classroom. Three minutes later, I felt strange outside the classroom and rushed back to the classroom, only to find that all the teachers and students were in a state of panic.

The teacher tried not to get angry. She repeated the question, but I was in a daze. I stood there for about one minute and ten seconds. The teacher said impatiently, "May I?" I won't scream either! "So he was so angry that he said loudly," Cheep. " The teacher fainted on the spot.

Let's stop here, because writing 600 words is enough. I wrote nearly 100 more words. Will you consider giving extra points to my beautiful and lovely Chinese teacher? Please, please, thank you! I said to myself: Writing is to write what I have seen, heard and thought on paper with a pen. It is ridiculous if there is something unrealistic in the composition. Therefore, the first step in writing a good composition is to observe carefully and make the composition meaningful.

Second, the mistakes in the composition 1. The sports meeting 100 meter sprint finally started, and the students ran out like escaped wild dogs. Teacher's comment: Has the playground become a dog racing field? Ten thousand dogs gallop, which is spectacular! 2. The teacher asked the students to imitate the text "Little Tadpole Looking for Mom" and write a composition about someone. A classmate imitated it like this: my mother has a white stomach and bulging eyes ... Teacher's comment: Like mother, like son, I think you have a white stomach and bulging eyes.

3. On the "bumpy road" of life, we should stick to our own direction ... Teacher's comment: This road can become the ninth miracle after eight wonders of the world relayed the Terracotta Warriors. 4. People's Liberation Army uncles crawl forward one by one, just like green bugs crawling on the ground.

Teacher's comment: Why did my mighty teacher come to you and become a "bug attack team"? The colorful flags are fluttering in the sports field, and men of all ages are throwing darts. One dart for you and one dart for me.

Intestines and stomach are flying all over the sky! Teacher's comment: It's horrible. Is it an amusement park or a slaughterhouse 6. Looking at the gloomy sky ... Teacher's comment: There are days ahead! 7. A hunter is chasing a wild boar in the forest. This fat and clumsy wild boar has been running around for his life many times in the forest. Teacher's comment: Give up your life and run for your life? Does the wild boar want to die or live? 8. A depressed young man was walking alone in the cold street.

Teacher's comment: Poor child! 9. At first, my heart fell to the lowest point of Mount Everest ... Teacher's comment: Where is the lowest point of Mount Everest? East longitude? North latitude? 10. One day, the teacher praised a classmate in the class and said that he used the idiom "green is dripping" well. Almost everyone used "green" in the composition handed in next.

"There is a pot of green flowers in the corner of the classroom"; "Dad took out the green glass"; "She put on a green skirt, which is really green." A boy actually wrote, "I caught a cold these two days and my nose is green."

Teacher's comment: I am so angry with you! I said to myself: for language expression, grammar is an insoluble problem, logic is a right problem, and rhetoric is a good and bad problem. A good embellishment will make your expression more vivid, while a failed embellishment will make your article a laughing stock of others.

A girl's diary wrote: There are many people around my home who have dogs and have no public morality. I just came out from home this morning and saw a pile of shit pulled by some wild dog at the door. I ate a kilo. (massive! Huge! It should be "surprised" )

There is an article about a teacher in China. When introducing the teacher's appearance, it should be "teacher's face", and as a result, students wrote "teacher's paw face" The Chinese teacher is going crazy.

After getting up in the morning and sorting out the "relics", we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip. Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? Teachers never know ... (it should be "appearance") 4. Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and shit" ... Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? 5. My history teacher has long hair shawl, short stature, bad temper and a little "chest" ... Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the next history class and tighten your skin."

(fierce) 6. I think I am a good student who is worried about both my studies and my studies ... Teacher's comment: You should worry-fail. (excellent) 7. It's going to rain, and the farmer's uncle is picking up a small watch in the field.

Teacher's comment: Where can I find it? Let's organize a voluntary labor on Sunday. 8. Just then, a "stroke" car just hit Xiao Qiang.

Teacher's comment: "Stroke" brand car? 9. Those who eat are heroes, and the fittest survive. Teacher's comment: Good teeth and good appetite.

4. How to make the article funny? To make the article funny, we must use exaggeration, appropriate and reasonable imagination, meticulous description, bury the burden and uncover it later. For example:

I didn't see anyone crossing the street, but my shoes got stuck. I am embarrassed.

After revision: I saw pedestrians walking along a muddy path next to them. No one walked on this clean and wide road, and my curiosity came. Why not go this way? I just want to take a walk and take the first step carefully. I stepped on it, but my feet couldn't lift it-my shoes were firmly stuck. It turns out that this road has just been paved and it is very sticky, and shoes will be stuck! Other passers-by are talking in succession, more laughter, which makes my face red. I can't wait to find a crack in the ground.

You see, with these methods, the article becomes funny.

5. Funny clip about college entrance examination: On the eve of high school graduation.

Location: On campus

People: A group of graduates-A, B, C (female), D, E (female), ego, guitarist).

Curtain opening: [On campus, in the classroom, Party A, Party B and Party C are exchanging gifts and signing the guest book.

A (holding the message from B): Thank you! Thank you (I hate to part with B)

C (moved): the stars are crying, the moon is crying, and the campus breeze is wrapped in drizzle. Don't say goodbye, we are together tonight!

H: yes! Don't say goodbye, we are together tonight!

A: Let the memory stay in the present and let the tears flow back to my heart. Come, let me clean the blackboard once. B: I'll sweep the floor again

C: This playground or this grass? ...

A: The song of the bonfire party is still ringing in my ears, and the young trees I planted are already flourishing.

B: You had a pigtail when you first entered school.

You look shy!

A: Today, you and I, who is naive and shy, left!

C: Same classroom, same desks and chairs.

A: There is a broken Jin Yong in the drawer, and a too small jersey is stuffed in the corner!

B: What I admired most at that time was Yang Guo.

C: I sprained my foot playing table tennis and won the first prize!

A: Novels, jerseys, tomorrow, I wonder which naughty boy will accompany you!

C: This schoolbag or this eraser.

A: More than a thousand sunrises and sunsets are concentrated in this thin report card.

B: Our eager eyes shine on it, and the green of our life grows on it!

C: Ah, green, green in spring! We walked through the spring side by side, leaving an indelible beauty.

A: Our youth is flying in the campus, and only those fragile flower stems are dying.

Students, some people are carrying guitars, others are carrying bags. .............................................................................................................................................................

Together: once the wind, once the rain, from now on. Once a dream, once a song,

Gone forever.

Ding: Walking on the campus at dusk playing the guitar, the red sunset set off our eyes. Play with a gentle touch and care. You can't play for three years without regret!

E: Graduation is a ship with anchor, bidding farewell to the quiet harbor of middle school.

It carries a crescent-like dream and sails for the mysterious blue of the university.

There are too many setbacks and temptations in the long voyage, and struggle is the immortal mast of life.

Are you happy when we enter a new day?

E: If you still have regrets yesterday, you might as well find the right fulcrum today!

Himself: You can't delay what you have to do. Get out of the misty dream and climb to the top to see the mountains.

The crowd divided into three groups and began to say goodbye to each other. ...

The first group: wave goodbye, and the tears of farewell moisten your eyes.

The second group (gathering and dispersing); Friends let us hold hands with each other, take care of each other, tell each other how much we miss and remind each other. ...

The third group: like a fruit waiting for maturity, like a glacier waiting for the spring breeze, the days of separation will not be too long, and the eternal campus is waiting for us to meet again!

We spread the wings of knowledge, and we will step into the hall of science. We use loyalty

Writing tomorrow, we use blood to cast the backbone of the nation! This is our graduation announcement.

Say: we are the sun of the motherland tomorrow!

[Goodbye, two or three groups exit, one group shapes and finishes.

Hope to adopt, thank you!

6. The interesting composition fragment I wrote started school. I heard that we would change teachers, and we were looking forward to it, saying what good teachers we would change. This is not, the teacher is coming!

Let's sit down and welcome the new teacher. "coming!" Some people say. We clapped at once and the new teacher came in with a big smile on her face. According to Miss Huang, this teacher is surnamed Liu and is a good teacher. All the students she taught were admitted to key middle schools such as No.6 Middle School and No.9 Middle School, and they were all free students! We all envy the brothers and sisters taught by Teacher Liu.

Teacher Liu's self-introduction made us admire. Said she was a very strict teacher, and every school didn't know her or anything. I thought to myself, "This teacher must be a good teacher! I must study harder and work harder to make Teacher Liu like me! " After the teacher came, he also made a lot of class rules. Take a closer look! Many people in our class have these problems, including me. I really thank Mr. Liu for making these rules and getting rid of this problem.

Teacher Liu is very kind to us, but some people don't know much.

Teacher Liu taught us earnestly, but there were people whispering below; Teacher Liu writes good words and sentences carefully, but some people don't, passing notes below; Teacher Liu read very carefully, but someone was "digging for gold" below; Teacher Liu took pains to help us correct every assignment. Some people know there is a problem, but they turn a blind eye. Guess what? This is a very good and responsible teacher. If you don't cherish it, you will regret it.

Although Mr. Liu is very strict with us, I know that the teacher is doing us good. Why is the teacher like this? Because she wants us to get rid of bad habits and get admitted to a free student! In my opinion, Miss Liu is the best teacher in this grade.

Miss Liu regards us as her own children. Why don't we treat Miss Liu as a mother? I think, besides a good mother, the second best mother is a teacher. I love my mother, and I love my teacher Liu!

Teachers are gardeners, and we are just flowers in bud; The teacher is a big tree, and we are the green grass under it. Teachers are a vast sky, and we are white clouds lying in the sky! !

7. The best composition in grade five is the funniest composition 1. After helping grandma cross the street, she asked, "Thank you, little friend. What's your name? " He patted his chest and replied, "My name is red scarf." Shameless, I secretly blame myself for being sent to school by my grandmother when I was a child.

When writing about my favorite person, my favorite person is not my father or my mother, but the beggar's uncle. He left a bone for my dog with a kind heart, and his kindness moved me for a long time ... At that time, it seemed a vulgar topic to write that my favorite people were my parents. ...

Today, I saw the old cow of the farmer's uncle's family quietly plowing the field. His spirit of silently contributing to farmers' uncles is worth learning. Since the teacher told us to learn from others extensively, the spirit of learning from cows, sheep, pigs and dogs was particularly fashionable for a while.

4. "Whenever I encounter difficulties and want to back down, my mind suddenly flashes of Grandpa Mao and Sister Zhang Haidi. Compared with them, where is my difficulty? " I don't remember what they became. Was it a godsend to write a composition when I was a child?

5. "It's sunny today, and there are no clouds in Wan Li. We came to XX Park for a spring outing. The first thing you see is a rockery. " In the afterglow of the sunset, we reluctantly left, and I will always remember this happy and meaningful day! "In fact, the most uncomfortable thing about this day is to worry about writing a composition again. ...

6. "I love my home, my great motherland." "Looking at the slowly rising five-star red flag, my reverence arises spontaneously." I will see a five-star red flag when I write about patriotism. The imagination of primary school students is really penetrating.

7. "When I was shopping, my aunt gave me twenty cents more. Suddenly I saw the red scarf fluttering on my chest and went back. " I looked down, "I found the red scarf on my chest more vivid."

8. "In my memory, there is a story called The Brightest Star." When I looked up, there were no stars. ...

9. "Countless revolutionary ancestors shed blood and sacrificed for our happy life today. Compared with them, my heart is extremely ashamed ... ""The five-star red flag is dyed red with the blood of martyrs. " Those bloody childhood memories make people talk about bloody changes. ...

10, "In the candlelight, I looked at the strands of white hair shining on my mother's head, and my calloused hands skillfully helped me mend my clothes, and tears could no longer help but flow out ..." So the primary school students all over the country became crybabies, and the third-grade mothers became white-haired witches. ...

1 1, "How can I see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? If it weren't for the freezing weather, how could plum blossoms smell sweet? " Classics in classics, as the catalyst of my perseverance at every critical moment, the teacher marveled at the wonderful pen and flowers again and again ... In fact, I don't know what plum blossom fragrance is ...

12. Today is Teachers' Day. Teachers are candles, burning themselves and illuminating others. They are "engineers of the soul" and hard-working gardeners, guiding our way forward. However, that day, Mr. Xiao tried his best to give us the last lesson. Although he only taught us a lesson and died of cancer, how much we miss him, and we will always miss him ... Many teachers died of "terminal illness" as soon as the composition in primary school was touching. ...

13, "I found a penny by the roadside and gave it to the police uncle, who praised me as a sensible boy." After the revision, I have to add a sentence in front of the composition, "sunshine, sunshine, spiritual pleasure." I am really proud of finding a penny when I was a child, even though it can't buy lollipops.

14, Lv Wan is a little red in the middle. The teacher said that this word is very good, and set off a little red in the middle. The red is redder and the green is greener. When writing a composition in the future, everyone will be green with red. Red dazzled the teacher.

15, Xiaohong is my deskmate, with a pair of big eyes under her delicate eyebrows, as if she could talk. Just write eyes, and everyone will be watery.

16, Newton, Madame Curie, Edison and Marx appeared one by one when writing an argumentative paper needs examples. Although I don't know what they do in many cases, using them as an example feels very upscale. ...

17, "The students looked at the clean classroom, wiped the sweat on their foreheads and smiled ..." After cleaning, everyone laughed silly and naive.

18. There are two jujube trees in the yard, one is jujube and the other is jujube. Lu Xun's classic works have also been seen by many primary school students, so the yard is full of peach trees, apple trees and vines ... Shh, shh, laugh and entertain.

19 "My grandmother is a handsome old man. She often tells me many stories. She often counts stars with me. I dropped my quilt at night and she covered it for me herself. It is really happy to have such a grandmother. " After writing, I couldn't help cursing in my heart. Shit, I won't go out to play with the children. ...

20. In the memory of the most unforgettable thing, many primary school students wrote that the most unforgettable thing was a lie. "I promise I will never lie again from now on. Tonight's punishment is my last punishment. Although I have made many vows, I am serious this time! " So I finished writing a deceptive composition.

8. The funniest composition in the world: I have a pair of invisible wings.

Seeing this composition topic, I smiled and the invigilator was a little nervous. He has never seen a boy laugh and flowers tremble.

I thought it was a little funny, and I almost guessed the topic. I bet a letter to the president of Peking University, because the president of Peking University who just left office sang Invisible Wings to the students and became the idol of adolescent boys and girls overnight. An elegant headmaster, with understanding and love for students, sings songs of self-improvement together. What a warm picture. And reading in his university is a happy thing. He is an old man with wings in his students' hearts.

I understand the teacher's kindness. They want to say that as long as you work hard, all ugly ducklings, Cinderella, and people with low self-esteem will have a pair of invisible wings to realize the dream that fills your little heart. It is such an inspirational topic that it is a pity for our candidates in Beijing.

I always knew I always had a pair of invisible wings. I knew from primary school that I would go to Peking University, but I lived next door to it. Teachers like me very much. I went to many museums and watched many children's plays. At that time, I knew that many primary school students were still in the countryside. I donated money to them and gave them my used stationery. Because I have a pair of invisible wings, I went to a good middle school without wings. It is said that many students have become shepherds and some have become wage earners. They are still minors. When I was in junior high school, my goal was to go to No.4 Middle School. Half of the graduating class of Senior Three will be admitted to Peking University Tsinghua, which may exceed the number of students admitted to a province. I am convinced of this.

My high school classmates and I went to the Olympic Sports Center to play football, went to the Summer Palace for a spring outing, and went to the National Grand Theatre to see a play. We know our mission, but we are not overwhelmed by it, because we are born winners since childhood. We are also worried about the experience of outsiders and sigh for the fate of migrant workers, vendors, Sun Zhigang and Deng Yujiao, but this sympathy is not fundamentally different from our sympathy for the Palestinian people and African victims.

I will feel a little ashamed for a moment when I see a tricycle driver being stopped by the urban management and trying to take away the tricycle he lives on. After his car is taken away, his son or daughter may not be able to go to school again. Probably an excellent high school student, so he was deprived of the right to go to school. Is this because I have a pair of invisible wings and he doesn't? So I can always fly higher than others?

Speaking of which, you should know what I'm talking about. There are often cases of cheating in the college entrance examination in middle schools in other places, but there are almost no cases here; Children from other places are often taken to college entrance examinations in different places, which has never happened here; Children from other places often set a record of repetition, and there are very few repetition here; Children from other places have made amazing achievements in Peking University, and children here get a lot of points before the exam. .

This is because, as a child in Beijing, I have a pair of invisible wings, but they don't. I have a pair of invisible wings, and I can fly in the sky without spreading them hard. Does this indicate that I was born to be a nobler bird than my peers? But why am I not proud at all, but always feel inferior? A book says that all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. This "some animals" are people with invisible wings?

The third class every Tuesday morning is the most exciting moment for students, because it is an interesting activity class.

Ding, it's time for the students' heartbeat again. We walked into the classroom with a happy mood, finished eye exercises and waited for the teacher who arranged the activities to arrive. After a while, the teacher came in. He asked the students' opinions and asked, "What are we going to do today?" I raised my little hand and suggested, "Play a sketch." The students said in unison, "All right." The teacher arranged: "Each program is prepared for ten minutes, and the actors compose their own music."

The performance has started and the program is getting better and better. When it was our turn, Hu Wen and Qiu Lin and I gave you a performance called "Sloppy and Greedy Little Two". Hu Wen plays the customer, Qiu Lin plays the industrial and commercial administrator, and I play the snack bar owner Xiaoer. Hu Wen is a boss: he uses the pencil case as a mobile phone, hangs a paper necklace around his neck, and shouts loudly, "Xiao Er, a bowl of noodles, plus two or two liquors." "Very good." Wearing broken shoes, hats and aprons, I answered and brought noodles and wine. "Xiao Er, what is this?" Hu Wen asked, pointing to a black object in the noodles. "It's lobster sauce." I said that, but I was thinking, "Shit! The fly that just fell into the face was not cleaned up. " "It's a fly." "Douchi." While we were arguing, Qiu Lin appeared, wearing a big hat and holding a fine notice in his hand. He looked at the face and said solemnly, "It's lobster sauce. Xiao er, you eat this noodle and give you ten dollars. " I had to bite the bullet and eat noodles hard. "This is the money for you." Qiu Lin waved and I looked: Ah, fine? !

Although Ding finished class, I still understood the truth of being a man in this sketch: people who are dishonest to others bring endless embarrassment and embarrassment to themselves.

10. Wonderful fragments of character description are widely used. The purpose of character description is to portray characters, show their mental outlook, and also express the center of the article more deeply. The description of characters should be concrete and vivid, which can vividly reproduce "characters" and let readers see and hear their voices.

Look, this middle-aged teacher wearing a black gabardine tunic suit, black wide-brimmed glasses and a smile is our respected Chinese teacher, Miss Chen. Teacher Chen is knowledgeable and has rich teaching experience. He is always so relaxed, lively, lively and interesting in class. We especially like listening to his composition class. His lectures are always so funny, humorous and fascinating that we are all interested. We unconsciously fell in love with composition and gradually understood the "mystery" of writing.

In our class, there is a sunshine teacher, our head teacher-Miss Liang. Teacher Liang often reminds those students who don't listen in class. She often wears a ponytail, has an oval face, eyebrows like willow leaves, watery eyes like a pool of clear water, and a tall nose like an aquiline nose. Her mouth is rosy, like two rose petals. When she smiled, two dimples bloomed around her mouth, like flowers. Her face is as red as a big apple. The face is not only white and tender, but also smooth, smoother than jelly. She is about 1.65 meters tall and of medium build. She likes to wear a short-sleeved shirt and a pair of trousers.

My mother is 38 years old this year. There are a few wrinkles on my face, the hair on both sides is a little white, and my ruddy face is over. But she has another feature that is not enough, that is, she gave love when I was growing up.