What two things did you write about your childhood stupidity?

Two things I wrote about when I was a stupid kid in my childhood:

1. Smell the exhaust fumes emitted by cars.

Excerpts from the text: Once when I went out with my brother, he noticed that I kept breathing in through my nose, so he asked: "What are you doing?" I replied: "I am chasing the air released by the car. My brother laughed and said, "This is a car farting. Why are you chasing after it?"

2. Smell the exhaust gas emitted by the motorcycle.

Excerpts from the text: When the owner of the motorcycle was about to start, I quickly lay down on the ground, put my nose close to the exit of the exhaust pipe, and waited.

The article is written in a metaphorical way, comparing the gas emitted by the car to "farts" and describing the unrestrained and joyful atmosphere of childhood.

Extended information:

1. Stupid things in childhood - chasing farts (excerpt)?

I did a lot of stupid things when I was a kid, now that I think about it And I can't help but laugh.

When I was five or six years old, I had a strange hobby: I liked to smell the smell of gasoline. Among the smells of gasoline, I like to smell car exhaust the most.

Once when I went out with my brother, he noticed that I kept breathing in through my nose, so he asked: "What are you doing?" I replied: "I am chasing the gas released by the car." He laughed and said, "This is a car farting. Why are you chasing the fart?" My brother and I laughed together on the side of the road for a long time.

I laugh all the time, but my strange hobby has not changed. I still like to smell the exhaust gas from cars. Once, a motorcycle parked at the entrance of my alley. I think if I were closer to the exhaust pipe, I would be able to smell it very pleasantly.

When the owner of the motorcycle was about to start, I quickly lay down on the ground, put my nose close to the exit of the exhaust pipe, and waited. Of course, the owner of the motorcycle did not notice that there was a child lying on the ground behind him. He only saw that he stepped hard on his feet a few times, and the motorcycle jumped out like an arrow. As for me, I was lying on the side of the road and almost passed out.

I will never forget the feeling of that moment - as the machine started roaring, a cloud of black smoke came to my face and enveloped me completely. There was no wonderful smell at all, only a pungent, almost suffocating smell that penetrated from my eyes, nostrils, and mouth, into my brain, and into my internal organs.

I shed tears and coughed again. I just felt dizzy, the sky was dark, and I wanted to vomit everything in my belly...

2. Enlightenment

If you think back, everyone did some stupid things when they were children. This is not surprising, because when children were naive, they often regarded fantasies as reality. Doing stupid things does not necessarily mean you are stupid. The difference between smart people and stupid people is that smart people will change things after doing stupid things and learn some truth from them, while stupid people will make mistakes repeatedly and continue to make mistakes forever. .