Funny yet reasonable words

Some humorous words contain the truth of life, which not only make us laugh but also make us think a lot. The following are some very reasonable and humorous sentences that I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

Funny and very reasonable words

1. The goddess is like the sun, it doesn’t matter if you can’t touch it, she can be refreshed even if she is illuminated by the light.

2. For young people nowadays, it is more important to use mobile phones than toilet paper when going to the toilet.

3. Skin diseases are transmitted through bacteria, AIDS is transmitted through blood, and neuropathy is transmitted through Weibo.

4. Sometimes life is like a computer. If it crashes, it crashes. There is no need to negotiate.

5. Time passes unconsciously, and we only realize it later.

6. If you ask me who is the most magnanimous person in the world, I will tell you that I am the most magnanimous person.

7. I got married because I liked it, but later I got divorced because I chose it wrongly.

8. Grandstanding can gain favor or lose favor.

9. I am small-minded, but I am not lacking. I have a good temper, but it is not lacking!

10. The two major tragedies in life: one is despair of all ideas, and the other is complacency.

11. Cherish life? If God still lets you live, he must have His arrangements.

12. I remember that I once determined to be a fun person.

13. Japanese Toyota Motor: There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and if there is a road, there must be a Toyota car.

14. Practice one breath inside and one breath outside.

15. I think the most beautiful woman in the world is Venus, and then you!

16. Diamonds are forever, but one is bankrupt!

17. Animals still have a little bit of compassion, but I don’t have any, so I’m not an animal!

18. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

19. Don’t wait until tomorrow to make excuses if you can’t pay the job, make excuses today.

20. If you are poor, you will be alone, but if you are rich, you will have many wives and concubines. Very reasonable and humorous sentences

1. You are not a reusable bag, so don’t keep pretending and pretending.

2. The exam is like a floating cloud, and it will become a dark cloud after the exam.

3. Every morning when I wake up, I have a cool hairstyle, either a Saiyan or Ultraman.

4. The physical education teacher said: Who dares to wear a skirt to my class? Just make her stand on her head!

5. It’s getting colder, don’t forget to wear a cassock when you go out!

6. I have never let anyone down when it comes to getting fat seriously

7. God, go and ask Cupid if he broke my arrow?

8. The geography teacher said: Do you know what is on the outside of the earth?! ?Xiangpiaopiao milk tea?

9. I am losing weight. I am neither dieting nor exercising. I am using my mind to lose weight.

10. I want someone to cover me and where were you when I went to McDonald’s to steal ketchup

11. There are two types of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. Which one do you belong to? The one in the middle is so ugly.

12. I am not an ordinary person, so I don’t speak Mandarin.

13. 2012 made me very disappointed because I thought 2012 would be the end of the world, so I donated all my property to others?

14. Sanlu and Mengniu told We all have the same truth: beasts are unreliable

15. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card.

Very reasonable and humorous sentences

1. They say men become bad when they are rich, so damn I am a good guy who has been here for more than 20 years!

2. Give I have a bed and I can sleep until the world ends.

3. My wife said: Don’t breathe! After I was silent for two seconds, I farted. My wife said: Wow~ I secretly used it to breathe!

4. Without the moon, we can only count the stars.

5. You are not a VIP, not even an IP, you are just a P!

6. Youth is like mahjong, you either shoot or touch yourself. How many otakus and rotten women have exhausted all their mechanisms just to enjoy the moment of being overthrown.

7. Do things when you are awake, read when you are confused, and sleep when you are angry.

8. Life is like Angry Birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

9. If height is not considered, I can be considered handsome from the neck down!

10. If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

11. Resist breast augmentation surgery and don’t contaminate the last safe source of milk!

12. Being single is sad, and being single for a long time is even sadder. I saw a sow yesterday and I They all feel pretty.

13. From heaven to hell, am I passing through the human world?

14. It takes ten thousand years to change from a monkey to a human, but for me to change from a human to a monkey, I only need a bottle of wine .

15. The relationship between a virgin and a virgin is like a nail and a board. If a board is pulled by a nail many times, people may care about it, but no one may care about how many boards a nail has been driven through. Pay attention to pull.

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