How to write a joke in English?

An American, a Japanese and a China are walking in the desert.

Walking, I saw a bottle, opened the cork and a man floated out.

The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" " "

The American was the first to say, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money."

The fairy said, "this is simple and will satisfy you!" Tell me about the second wish. "

The American said: I want a lot of money! "

After the fairy fulfilled her wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home."

The fairy said, "No problem."

So Americans came back to America with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Japanese again.

The Japanese said, "I want beautiful women!" "

The fairy gave him a beautiful woman.

The Japanese said: I still want beautiful women! "

The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. ..

The Japanese finally said, "Send me back to Japan."

After the fairy sent the Japanese back to China, she asked the people of China what they wanted.

China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is.

China people say: Another bottle of Erguotou! "

The fairy asked him what his third wish was.

China said, "I miss Japanese and Americans very much. Please bring them back. " .

Japan and the United States are extremely popular, but they are helpless, so the three have to continue to walk.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person came out.

The man said, "I am a disciple of that immortal just now, and my magic is not as strong as his."

So I can only give you two wishes each. "

Japanese and Americans think it's better to let China speak first.

In case he gets it back later.

So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The fairy realized his wish.

Japanese and Americans urged China people to express their second wish as soon as possible.

After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the immortal, "It's okay, it's okay, let's go."

Americans and Japanese angrily followed China to continue their trek.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person floated out.

The man said, "I am the disciple of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy one wish of each of you!" " "

The American quickly said, "I never want to see that China person again."

The fairy said, "All right." Then she turned to the Japanese and asked, "What about yours?"

The Japanese quickly said, "I don't want to see that China person either."

The fairy said, "All right." Then he turned to China and asked, "What about yours?"

China people said, "What they said doesn't count."

So Americans and Japanese gritted their teeth and followed China.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person floated out.

The man said, "I am a disciple of the immortal apprentice, and I can only make you three wishes."

Hope! "

Americans and Japanese shouted in unison, "What did that China guy say?".

The man said, "OK", so he turned to China and asked, "What do you want to say?"

China people said, "Let them all go back to their respective countries and don't suffer with me." .

2

Americans, British, China, Japanese-better than marksmanship.

Americans, British, China and Japanese discuss their own military affairs together;

The Japanese said, "We advocate Bushido and are not afraid of sacrifice. I dare you to test your marksmanship with an apple on your head. "

So he put an apple on his head.

The American turned and walked back 20 steps, then walked back with a gun, and the apple was smashed. He proudly said:

"I'm Hunter."

The Japanese put another apple on his head.

The Englishman turned and walked back 50 steps, then walked back with a gun, and the apple was smashed. He proudly said:

"I'm Bond."

The Japanese put a small apple on their heads.

China people turned and took three steps back, then turned and shot, and their heads were blown off. He proudly said:

"I'm sorry"

three

An American, a Japanese and an China were all caught by a cannibal tribe while exploring the jungle. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood not to eat you today, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." The first person who touched the board was an American. He said, "Before touching the board, put 10 cushions on my ass." It's raining on the mat board, and the previous 70 boards are ok. The cushion behind the 70-board was smashed, and then the board was bloody ... After hitting the Yankees, I left by touching my ass. When the Japanese saw it, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3... 100, the Japanese got up, patted their ass, and boasted about their imitation ability and re-creation ability with their mouths open. China squatted down slowly and said leisurely, "Come, give me the Japanese mat." ……

four

An American, a German, a Japanese and an American are sitting on a plane. Halfway through, the plane suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that someone had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American showed personal heroism and went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live America and other countries! ! Then I jumped. The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy, and one person had to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Jumped in. The plane continued to fly ... At this moment, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese rushed to hold China's hand: Good brother, I won't forget you! The people of China shouted: Long live the people and country of China! Then I kicked the Japanese down with one foot!