Who knows the joke about "faucet"...please tell me if you know! ! ! Thanks,

The first day: I found that the faucet in the bathroom could not be tightened and was leaking. I told my husband who was surfing the Internet and he said oh.

The second day: The faucet is still leaking. I criticized my husband, but he looked innocent: "When did you tell me that?"

The third day: The faucet is still leaking. , I severely criticized my husband, and he apologized sincerely and said that he had forgotten.

Day 4: The faucet was still leaking, and I criticized my husband severely. My husband was frightened and said that he had forgotten again, and then said with a playful smile: "Do you look at this bit by bit, does it look like a patient suffering from prostatitis?" I laughed angrily at him.

Day 5: The leakage is getting worse. I criticized my husband very harshly. He was very impatient: "I will fix it tomorrow!"

Day 6: I found that the faucet was no longer leaking. I was very happy, but it turned out that my husband did not repair the faucet, but just turned off the main gate. He said confidently: "Anyway, there is no water leakage. Isn't closing the main gate the same as repairing the faucet?"

Day 11: The main gate is twisted and turned every day, and it is also a bit worn. After turning off the main gate, the faucet was still dripping, so I gave my husband an ultimatum: If the faucet was not repaired, he would not be allowed to access the Internet.

Day 12: My husband bought a faucet for four yuan, but without tools, the old faucet could not be unscrewed. He asked me if he could go online first, buy tools and repair the faucet tomorrow. I agreed.

Day 13: My husband spent 15 yuan to buy a giant wrench with a diameter of more than one foot. He was sweating from exhaustion, but he still couldn't unscrew the faucet. He summed up the reasons. First, the space was too small and it was difficult to use the wrench; second, the faucet was rusted. I'll buy a smaller wrench tomorrow and a bottle of lubricant to try. At night he said his arm hurt and asked me to give him a massage.

Day 14: My husband bought a medium-sized wrench for thirteen yuan, and then bought a small bottle of engine oil for three yuan (things my husband buys are always more expensive than others, I don’t know why) Why). After struggling for a long time, not only could I not unscrew the faucet, but I also scratched a layer of skin on my hand. I immediately screamed in pain and went to a nearby medical center. The doctor put a band-aid on my hand.

Day 15: My husband refused to repair the faucet, saying that it hurt his self-esteem. He said that his hands were broken and he could not touch the water. He wanted me to wash his hair and bathe him for at least a week.

Day 21: I saw a small advertisement on the street for someone who repaired plumbing equipment. I made a phone call and a technician came in a short time. The master skillfully removed the faucet and replaced it with a small cushion, which took less than five minutes. My husband asked the master how much it would cost, and the master said, "You can pay two yuan for this small job."