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Unreasonable signature that killed Matt's personality
2. The dream didn't come true because it wasn't realistic enough.
The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.
4. It's very painful now. When you look back later, you will find that it is nothing.
5. One heart can only hold one person. If you hold two people, you are not alone.
6. Drive Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreo if you have nothing to do.
7, the fox is not a demon, sexy and not coquettish.
8. My Fair Lady walked in front with long hair so gentle that she suddenly turned around. Wow! How ugly!
9. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.
10, whether you love me so much or I love you so much, all are stuck in the past, and love is over.
1 1. If you go first, don't blame me for betraying you.
12, men lie to make themselves feel better; Women lie to make each other feel better.
13. If one day I disappear, there are only two possibilities: my body is traveling, or my soul is traveling.
14, I never lied to you, because I never had to lie to you.
15, no matter how awesome Einstein is, he can't sing my favorite love career.
16. What RMB needs to do is to follow the path of the US dollar, so that the US dollar has no way out. ...
Just because I don't ask for anything doesn't mean I don't care about anything.
18, which may seem approximate, but not necessarily.
19, in another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion.
20. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why not look around?
2 1, boring, is a person's feelings for the plate after eating the food on it.
22. Do you want to die or not?
23. Look at you dressed like a condolence girl who was eliminated from the second stop.
24, the real force, dare to face the face without thickness.
25. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.
You don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.
27. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.
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