Tell a joke to listen to?

A man committed suicide and went to see God. God asked, "My child, why did you kill yourself?" The man said, "I pursued a woman, but she said I didn't have a tall and handsome figure and appearance, so I was rejected." God nodded thoughtfully and said, "This is true. Visual effects are very important in love. Well, I'll give you a beautiful shell that is unparalleled in the world. Now go back and pursue your happiness. "

Then God said a spell, and there was a whoosh, and the man left. A week later, the man committed suicide for the second time and came back to see God again. God asked, "My child, why did you kill yourself again?" The man said painfully, "After I went back, the woman said that although I was handsome, I didn't know her at all. I was rejected again. " God nodded understandingly: "of course, if you don't know someone, how can you know how to give her happiness?" Well, I'll give you superhuman insight and intuition, and you can go back and pursue your happiness. "

As he spoke, God recited a spell, but there was a whoosh, and the man left again. A week later, the man came back, which was the third suicide. God was surprised and asked, "My child, why did you commit suicide again?" The man said in extreme pain: after I went back, although I was handsome and knew her very well, she said that she had already given her body to another man. God looked at the unfortunate man sympathetically and finally said,

"Well, since you like that woman so much, I'll let the man die, so that the woman is yours. Go back!"

Then God recited a spell. Just in the middle of the spell, I heard "Crash!" With a cry, God fell to the ground and died hard.

The man said happily, "Now I can finally go back to pursue that beautiful nun!"

You Lan Bing Feng

28-6-22

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