Does anyone know a little joke about wallets?

Defense attorney: "Your Honor, I would like to remind you that it is very unfair for my client to be accused of being a thief! He only came to New York a week ago and barely knows the way. More importantly, He can only speak a few words in English."

The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!" ”

A lady lost her wallet while shopping. An honest little boy found the wallet and returned it to her. The lady looked at her wallet and said, "Hey, that's interesting. When I lost my wallet, there was a 20-yuan bill in it, but now it's turned into 20 1-yuan bills." The little boy immediately replied, "That's right. Once I helped a lady find her lost wallet, but she didn’t have any change as a reward..."

A diplomat had long heard that thieves in a certain country were powerful, and once he went out on the street, he had nothing in his pocket. wallet. There was a small note in the wallet with a line of small words written on it: "The person who stole the wallet was a pig!" He thought that this would definitely make the thief laugh. Walking around the street, he was very careful and didn't find the thief visiting him. He was very disappointed and thought to himself: "It's just a name for being a good thief." When he got home, he took out his empty wallet and took out the note. I wanted to tear it into pieces, but found that the original words had been altered to read: "Uncle stole the pig's wallet today!" Entertainment

I was cut off in the hospital and my girlfriend scolded me. Is it useless?

Is this it?

Bra and purse

One day, a girl went to the police station to report that a man had stolen her purse. The police asked her: How did he steal your wallet? The girl said: I put my wallet in my bra, but I didn’t feel him touching my wallet at the time.

Lost wallet

A woman went shopping for Christmas and lost her wallet in the rush. An honest little boy found the wallet and returned it to her.

The lady looked at her wallet and said, "Well, that's interesting. When I lost my wallet, there was a 20-yuan bill in it, but now it's 20 1-yuan bills."

The child immediately replied: "That's right, miss. Last time I found a lady's wallet, but she didn't have any change for payment."

The pig stole the wallet

A diplomat had long heard that thieves in a certain country were powerful. When he went out on the street, he had an empty wallet in his pocket. There was a small note in the wallet with a line of small words written on it: "The person who stole the wallet was a pig!" He thought that this would definitely make the thief laugh. After walking around on the street, he was very careful and did not find any thief visiting him. He was very disappointed and thought to himself: "It's just a name for being a good thief." When he got home, he took out his empty wallet and took out the note. I wanted to tear it into pieces, but found that the original words had been altered to read: "Uncle stole the pig's wallet today!"

Wallet

The bus in the morning is the most crowded. A beautiful lady managed to squeeze into a minibus, but the small space prevented her from taking out the fare from her bag smoothly. So, she had to fumble for money with her hands. She unzipped her bag and reached in, but she couldn't find her wallet. She then shouted loudly: "Oh my God, someone stole my wallet!" People in the car looked at her with concern, especially a middle-aged lady standing in front of her. The pretty lady glanced at her and reminded her enthusiastically: "Please note, madam, you can't find your wallet in my bag.

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Wallet theft prevention strategy, laugh to death

Actually, my wallet has been robbed seventy-seven forty-nine times, and stolen ninety-nine or eighty-one times, but every time It's all the same, it takes at most three days, and they all come back with the same amount. The key is that I have a lot of "babies" in my wallet. Hey~~ Do you want to see what kind of treasure is so magical?

1. A notice of critical illness of terminal cancer (indicating 30 to 90 days left to live)

2. A breakup letter to your girlfriend (stamps have been affixed)

3. An unpaid chemotherapy bill (amount of 50,000, remember it must be unpaid)

4. An invoice for donation to Project Hope (amount of 50,000, signed "Thunder Bee")

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5. One utility bill reminder and one phone shutdown notice

6. One consent form for organ donation

7. Five business cards with personal addresses (Title: Member of the International Voluntary Mine Clearance Organization)

My wallet was robbed for the 50th time the day before yesterday, and I gave it back yesterday

After counting the money, I found that it was still 500 yuan plus one. A note, the note is as follows:

Brother, I respect you as a good person who is warm-hearted and dedicated to the society!

I know that you are sick, and I would like to offer you 500 yuan to help your condition

Don’t worry! This is all the hard-earned money I earned from working as a pole for a week

May this good person have a safe life!