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1, everyone is: I don't know what to do, but I am deep; Only I am different, I am: money is nowhere to be found, as poor as a church mouse.

2, obviously you can rely on face value, but you have to rely on work. I don't know who it is, but I have to do it.

3, in fact, there is nothing to be ashamed of being ugly, and no one wants it if it is lost.

There are trees and branches in the mountains, and the roast duck with sweet skin can't be eaten.

There are two kinds of people, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. You're caught in the middle. It's ugly.

6. Look in the mirror if you have nothing to do, so that you will understand many truths, such as "if you are ugly, you should read more, and if you are ugly, you should make more progress."

7. How can I appear anxious? I am anxious not only for my appearance, but also for my economy, technology, achievements, aesthetics and social life. I'm worried to death.

8. I found that many parents don't pay attention to scientific methods in educating their children at all, but generally rely on feelings, such as my father.

9. I have laid my cards on the table. Actually, I have a boyfriend, Jackson Yee. It's just that it's not stable at present, and sometimes I can't dream of it!

10, I'm tired from work, but I can't cry because it's not safe to wipe my tears by riding an electric car.

1 1, selling second-hand parachutes. The previous owner used it once, but never opened it. It's absolutely 90% new.

12, study for a few minutes at a time, as if after a few hours, time seems to stand still. If I continue to study, won't I live forever?

13, you should suffer more when you are young, and you will get used to it when you are old.

14, I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks. The only thing to be proud of is: easy to digest!

15. My mother often says that I picked it from the garbage, so I especially like eating junk food because it makes me feel at home.

16, don't buy me a drink. If you drink too much, you will kiss and hug. If I drink too much, I will be photographed sleeping on the floor.

17, I'm so tired, send a circle, draw a good friend online and carry everything for me.

18, I would have thrown you out if the teacher hadn't told me not to litter.

19, worked hard outside for three years and returned home with nothing. I thought my mother would be furious. I didn't expect my mother not only didn't scold me, but also comforted me: Son, you don't have nothing, at least you have the face to come back.

20. Why do mobile phones need high pixels? Do you think you are ugly enough?

2 1, someone asked me how tall a boy I like. I think boys should be at least 53 meters. Feel safe like Altman.