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Humorous little joke

Humorous little joke

1, the boss of the company is really awesome and has a little secret; The department manager is very amorous, taking two … milks to China; The director of the department is not stupid, with his lover's recharge card; Generally, employees have empty pockets and communicate locally with their wives.

You are not a true man until you reach the Great Wall. When you arrive at the Great Wall, the hero will not suffer immediate losses. Don't hit the south wall, don't go back, hit the south wall, but the wall is pushed by everyone; Never die until you reach the Yellow River. When you get to the Yellow River, you can't wash it if you jump in! Trouble will not stop, the most important thing is happiness.

3. Wear cloth, be a vegetarian, and find a wife to do housework at home.

4. Ten years of hard work, only for Peking University Tsinghua, but finally admitted to Peking University Jade Bird.

5, fishing for three days, the rest of the time online.

6, talent+material+wealth = new ideal man.

7. When people are unlucky, they all order a cup of tea. When you are unlucky, call a cupboard full of cups and tableware! !

8. Rich people have no talent, and talented people have no money. After years of hard work, I found the unity of the two; I have neither money nor talent.

9. The tortoise is hurt. Find a good friend snail to buy medicine. Two hours have passed and the snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise scolded anxiously, "If this boy doesn't come back, I'll die!" " "At this moment, a snail's voice came from outside the door:" You said I wouldn't go! "

10, a prisoner escaped, and the officer asked, "How did he steal the key?" The soldier replied, "He didn't steal it. He won it at cards. "

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