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Tigers and dogs

Not suitable for children ~ ~ Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There is a hunter who hunts for a living. One day, he went hunting in the mountains. He saw a tigress, so he prepared a bow and arrow Just as he was preparing to hunt, he was accidentally given to the hunter by the tigress. The hunter was angry and hated, but he was helpless. He has to go home and think about the countermeasures before making plans!

When I get home and lie in bed, I will think about what happened today. I'm really dead. What the fuck is this? A handsome guy like me was given a gift by the tiger. If others know how I will live and marry in the future, my defilement will not be retaliated. But what should I do? The tiger is too strong to beat it. After thinking about it, the only way to overcome it is to practice your physical strength. So I started practicing at once.

I practiced for about a month. I thought it was almost enough, so I started to go up the mountain to find a tiger to fight. I think I will kill the tiger to pieces no matter what. I'm glad to think of this. But finding such a big mountain is not easy. He remembered that there was a cave near where I went up the mountain last time. This may be the tiger's home. So I went to the mouth of the cave and went in. When the tiger saw his old lover coming, he grinned and sent him to the door. Now the hunter is even more angry. You're fucking screwed. Why did you save me? You want to take advantage of it for a long time. No I'll go down the mountain for exercise again. I will fight with you tomorrow. I can't believe I can't beat you! ! ! ! !

The next day, the hunter took all the hunting tools and prepared for a vigorous battle. This time, he went straight into the cave. He challenged the tigress and was raped by the tigress for two rounds. At this time, the hunter is not as impulsive as before, and he is much calmer. He thinks winning or losing is a common occurrence in military affairs, so he is used to it. Just as he was about to go down the mountain, the tiger threw him a sentence: are you hunting or prostitution when you go up the mountain?